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Deep Ass Starters.

Sometimes it's hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can't figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!

"What's holding you back?"

"I'm not comfortable with this conversation."

"Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?"

"Let me in sometime!"

"It's not that easy, you know."

"Help me understand."

"It's hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away."

"Why are you always so cold?"

"Why are you always so happy?"

"Are you really happy now?"

"Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!"

"What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!"

"Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?"

"It's a problem, I get it."

"This is all kinds of messed up."

"That's not exactly a good coping method."

"So what happened, with your parents, really?"

"What was your childhood like?"

"Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

"My parents aren't exactly perfect models, either."

"You were bullied? What for?"

"Was it hard? Coming out, I mean."

"You can't just run away all the time."

"You can't just hide all the time."

"Are you still thinking about them?"

"I'm not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you."

"Is the reason you're so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?"

"How long has it been since you last spoke to them?"

"You never talk about it, why?"

"How come you're so different around them?"

"It's like you don't have a care or worry in the world."

"You seem so perfect. I don't get it."

"What was your ex like?"

"I don't think I was ever good enough for them."

"Are you not comfortable being intimate?"

"Why don't you feel comfortable being intimate?"

"Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it's a scary thing."

"Are you scared of being hurt?"

"Have you ever been taken advantage of?"

"Why are you afraid of saying I love you?"

"I never understood how someone could say those words so easily."

"You're hurting others the way you've been hurt in the past, don't you think that's ironic?"

"You use people to make yourself feel better."

"I'm scared of being used again..."

"Losing someone isn't easy, but you're making it harder than it needs to be."

"How long has it been since you lost them?"

"You're too attached."

"I'm not attached, I'm just comfortable with what I'm familiar to."

"Maybe the real reason you're so controlling is because, deep down you'd rather have them in your grasp than lose them."

"Why did you ever break up?" / "Why did we ever break up?"

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Starters

Feel free to add more! I’ve yet to see one of these and it is more than needed!!

So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs?

Bro, make a move. Just tell her you wanna bang her.

You have an exceptional number of bugs in your teeth. You’re gonna wanna rinse those out. It’s disgusting.

Okay, Mr. Mayor. Feast your ears on that Spin Doctors mix.

Dude, do you have a boner right now?

I have a bleached asshole.

And you know what happens with Tokyo drifting? It leads to bickering. Which, of course, leads to karate.

The acid’s makin’ me feel like I gotta take a dump.

Dude, I swear to God, if you try and give me a noogie, I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

Yeah, well, you’ve never once seen me wash my testicles either, but that doesn’t mean I don’t do it every Friday.

Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I’m wearing a leather suit?

Goddammit, Jack Bauer. You really are the man.

Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors!

Then start breakin’ bricks, wet nips!

I feel like you just agreed with me, but you weren’t listening to what I was saying.

I’m gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.

I know you’re trying to manipulate me, and it’s not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder.

You’re a stone cold fox, and I want you. I gotta have you. I need you. I want you inside me. But you know that, don’t you?

Oh, I get it. Cute. You leave this pen here and people are supposed to think, “Wait, that looks like a dick.”

Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.

I think the problem here is that your body quit. Your bird quit. And, unfortunately, it’s no longer legit.

I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid. 

How’s that ass feel?

You pointed at me like I said something, but I didn’t.

Isn’t that amazing? You ask to see a woman’s breasts on the street, you get slapped. You give her a free t-shirt and videotape it, and the clothes come right off.

Rings, coins, nudity - that’s all part of the fun.

You know what? I don’t wanna hear about your dreams, okay? I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I’m not in any of ‘em and nobody’s having sex, I just- I don’t care.

Then, I’ll just regress, because I feel I made myself perfectly redundant.

Do not plug an open wound with trash.

I’m gonna pinch their dicks with this lobster.

This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.

Well, maybe you’re a whore, you stupid, ugly, homeless bitch!

He/she is not banging any baby dudes!

THEN I WILL COME DOWN LIKE THE HAMMER OF THOR. THE THUNDER OF MY VENGEANCE WILL ECHO THROUGH THESE CORRIDORS LIKE THE GUST OF A THOUSAND WINDS!!

Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!

Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?

What is this word, spa? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.

Your mom doesn’t know dick! She’s a dumb, fat cow. And your sister, she’s a stupid little shit-mouthed bitch, isn’t she?

It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own. Pow!…Not gay sex.

Cat in the wall, eh?! Okay, now you’re talking my language. 

I don’t appreciate being paraphrased. Now, I choose my words very deliberately.

We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.

This music sounds like whales screwing each other. 

Well, that’s gonna be a problem; I laser. It’s like a turtle’s shell down there.

Later, boners.

I eat stickers all the time, dude! 

I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash.

Later, dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C and J all over your B’s. 

I hear the guy hangs dong and I’m very interested in seeing that. 

THIS ISN’T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT’S OVER! 

If you’re in my room, you’re always being filmed.

See, I’ve always got an A, B and C strike plan to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.

‘Cause if the girl said “no,” then the answer obviously is “no.” But the thing is, is she’s not gonna say “no.” She would never say “no,” because of the implication.

Oh, you’re definitely gonna end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours.

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow. 

Can I stop you, though? You keep using this word “jabroni.” And…it’s awesome!

Everybody’s dying, bitch.

Flush that turd down the drain!

I browned out that evening.

Boys are out tonight, huh?

I will SMASH your face into a- into a jelly!

Oh, you unzipped me! It’s all coming back! It’s all coming back; I hate you! It’s all coming back, you understand?! I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

[Singing] Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun, you’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone. Dayman! 

I will eat your babies, bitch!

I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.

Wildcard, bitches! Yee-haw! 

IDIOT! SAVAGES! IDIOTS!

If I was looking for safe, I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a wall.

Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?

Hey-o! What’s up, bitches!

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Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

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whattheflxrk:

“That sounds like a challenge.” Peter slowed his pace so Kitty could keep up, still walking quickly but not so fast she had to run to stay with him. “A challenge I’m gonna accept. Prepare to have your mind blown Kittycat.” A bar wasn’t going to cut it, he would have to come up with something spectacular if he was truly going to change her mind. But a bar wasn’t a bad place to start, it would give him time to plan. 

The bar was bright, noisy and full of alien species from every quadrant of the galaxy. Peter didn’t let go of Kitty’s hand until he’d found them two seats at the end of the bustling bar. “Told you, you’ve been hanging with the wrong people, I’m gonna show you how cool all this stuff really is. Trust me, it’s gonna be awesome.”

she grinned, considering his words as she walked by his side. “it might have been a challenge. admittedly, it would be nice to see the better side of the galaxy.” and certainly, good company would help that. kitty didn’t even consider dropping his hand, finding herself looking forward to what might happen. “you’re building this up pretty high, you know,” she joked, grinning over at him and wondering just what lay ahead. ...she wasn’t entirely sure what peter considered mind-blowing. and hopefully there wouldn’t be any bar fights involved.

as she settled into the seat, she glanced around the bar and took it all in. it was crazy how similar it was to back home - well, the bar itself was similar. the species and chatter in the bar? it was amazing how many different races were all grouped together. and, uh, she maybe noticed the absence of his hand in hers when he let go. shifting herself to get comfortable, she looked back at him and smiled. “a good bar is the perfect start. i’m thinking i’ll need a drink to go traipsing around the galaxy. i have a lot of bad luck with peters. so i hope you’re prepared for ANYTHING, cause who knows what might happen. and--” she paused as an alien passed by their table, so bright coloured it almost hurt to look at them. “i wish i knew i knew more languages. there’s just all sorts of beings here. the only alien language i know is shi’ar. and a bit of skrull.”

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untolikeiron:

Some things Danny was used to– like staring.  New York, K’un-Lun; it didn’t matter. For some reason, he always seemed to find himself the center of curious onlookers.  Maybe it was the building with his name on it, or the giant dragon tattooed on his chest; but whatever it was, people always seemed to know that Daniel Rand didn’t quite fit in.  He was used to it by now.

“Sure, I’d be happy to lend a hand if there’s anything I can do to help.  I’m no Reed Richards or Tony Stark but I can handle a wrench and a hammer if there’s something not-so-delicate you want to put me on.”

kitty wasn’t exactly sure how she felt about getting a guest to work, but she didn’t intend to work him hard - and she didn’t actually know if mr rand would move or do anything if she didn’t suggest something. she sent him an easy grin, beginning to walk and hoping he’d follow. “aw, an’ here i was hoping i could just set you to work rewiring things and setting up the computer systems. very delicate work.”

she gave a shrug, then continued onwards to the elevator leading down to the sub-basement levels. “don’t worry. we’re mostly just cleaning it up, and having someone handy with a wrench is definitely useful. the rewiring actually should nearly all be done, it’s just patching things up.” as she waited for the elevator, kitty smiled at him and added, “not that you have to help at all, but if you’re gonna argue with me otherwise at least we can both help each other. it’ll be nice to have a helping hand. and knowing hope she’ll be able to find us pretty easy.”

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thefrozenladiesman:

“Well, I said that I could help with that before sat down and you didn’t listen to me.” Bobby sat there in a pile of snow that replicated a bean bag chair. Once she got up, so did he. He walked over to a table where he threw his jacket. He put it on, grabbed his car keys and walked over to stand next to Kitty. “So, where we goin’? The movies? The arcade? Park, restaurant, the mall, the beach, crazy… Where?“ Bobby asked, ending it with a chuckle. “Ooh! Wait! I know where! We’re going to Disneyland! Aren’t we? Can we? I hear they let superheroes in for free.”

“and i said i didn’t want to freeze my ass off,” she replied, sending him a grin. but it did look pretty comfy, she had to admit. honestly, perhaps really ought to invest in a good bean-bag chair. kitty moved past bobby to pick up and shrug on her own jacket, quickly thinking over the list of places available. “is there anything good even on at the movies right now? i haven’t been to the arcade in ages! i used to be banned from all of them.. i wonder if the ban has been lifted?” it was unlikely any of her old arcade haunts would still be around anyways. “well, the mall sounds good, or--” she paused, then rolled her eyes. a laugh escaped for. “seriously? disneyland? as much as i love that place, do you think that’s a good idea? and-- hey, so are YOU the one telling all the students they can get in free? cause that’s definitely not the cause.” at least, she didn’t think so...

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whattheflxrk:

“You don’t like it out here? Like, really?” The idea that someone wouldn’t absolutely love being out exploring the depths of space was unbelievable to Pete. It was his home and he loved the freedom it gave him. “You’ve clearly been spendin’ time with the wrong people, I can fix that.” The second Kitty agreed to the date, Peter grabbed her by the hand, heading out with the intention of changing her mind, and showing her that with him around planet hopping across the galaxy really wasn’t so bad. “C’mon, there’s a place real close and you’re gonna love it.”

“it’s not that it doesn’t like.. FASCINATE me. i love to learn and there’s so much out here to explore,” she answered, with a grin as she thought of those possibilities. but the grin slid from her features, and she rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly. “but seriously, only bad things seem to happen to me in space. mostly near death experiences, y’know? that’s not actually that fun.” she paused, taken by surprise as he took her hand - and she went with it, following on behind him and speeding up a touch to catch up. a laugh escaped her, at least amused by the situation. whether or not she’d like space, at least peter seemed like pretty awesome company. “okay, okay. i believe you! seriously. but don’t expect to change my mind about space any time soon~ but good beer and good company will help.”

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thefrozenladiesman:

“What? What happens if I throw another snowball at you?”

Bobby was ready to throw another snowball at her. She didn’t say what she was going to do if he didn’t stop at first. So, he didn’t see what bad could really happen. He did take some time to think, but nothing came to mind. Until she started speaking to him again. “Yeah… I’m really just that bored. There’s nothing going on. Just school stuff.” Fortunately for him, he didn’t have anything to do for the school as of yet… Okay, it was actually just him not doing anything and getting others to do what he had to. When she spoke up again, suggesting that they would go out and have fun, the snowball in his hand quickly melted. The ice on his body retracted. “Hell yeah! I’m definitely down! All that was going on was pelting you with snowballs and that was kind of getting boring… Until you told me to stop. Then..” Bobby laughed awkwardly. “But, yeah! Let’s go!”

she shrugged her shoulders, and replied, “it’s a school, bobby. nothing but school stuff happens here.” kitty sent him a grin, knowing what he meant. it was kind of tough going from being pretty much a full time hero to a teacher. there were lectures to give, and homework to mark... people who looked up to her now, and that was something kitty wasn’t really used to. at all. mutants generally weren’t viewed as role models.

“mhm. i’m sure that was exciting stuff. my hair is all wet with melting snow.” she ran a hand through her hair again, then shook her head. little droplets of water shook off her, and she shot bobby a pointed look. there was a pause, then a smile before she stood up and stretched her arms above her. “great. cause i think if i had to grade one more paper i’d lose my mind. plus, that chair is dead uncomfortable. need me a bean bag chair or somethin’... c’mon, let’s go out.”

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“i swear to god, bobby, you throw another snowball at me--”

she gave a frown, running a hand through her hair and shaking off some of the ice still lying there. she wasn’t actually annoyed. to be honest, she needed the distraction. dropping the papers she was supposed to be grading down, she turned round to look at bobby. one eyebrow arched, she asked, “are you honestly that bored?” she paused, thinking about it a little.

“...i guess i could do with a break. maybe. possibly grab something to eat.” grading papers was pretty hard going, there was a lot to go through. and kitty had been in freaking space for an age - it was hard adjusting to this again. “so whaddya say? you don’t seem to have any work to occupy your time. we should do something. ...but i swear if you hit me with another snowball, i’ll find the worst possible place to phase you into and then just leave you there.”

    { starter call;; @thefrozenladiesman }

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“i'll have you know my sense of fashion is impeccable. you’re jealous that you can’t find anything that co-ordinates with that shocked hair look of yours,” kitty remarked, taking her books from her locker and beginning to walk away. but she paused after a moment, turning back and remarking, “okay, maybe that’s not true. your hair is pretty awesome. but i stand by my remark that my fashion sense is great.”

he wasn’t the first to mention her lack of fashion sense, nor would he be the last. her clothing was always fairly eclectic, often bright and always a little strange. she kind of liked it though. it was nice to stand out, and to wear what you liked. ...but maybe changing her x-men costume had been a step too far. “whatever. you’re just jealous, maximoff. that’s all~” she turned to start headed away again - it was a free period, plenty of time to head outside into the sun and try and catch up on the homework she’d not yet done.

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starter call!

finishing up some drafts, been busy all week BUT totally ready to get more threads going. cause kitty needs some love.

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Just A Peek! Meme

Send “oh”  and I will generate one of the following scenarios where your Muse stumbles upon… [[ alternatively, send a number! ]]

My Muse moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck

My Muse popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage

My Muse rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms

My Muse stretching their arms up, showing their midriff

My Muse bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty

My Muse changing clothes facing away, showing off their back

My Muse hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh

My Muse fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist

My Muse scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side

My Muse wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders

(Reverse version of this meme!)

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whattheflxrk:

Now that seemed like a good idea. “How about we make that sometime in to now? Hmm?” Pete optimistic as always, and never one to miss an opportunity of a possible date. “I know some flarking awesome places we can go, and the beer is pretty good.” He had the rest of the day free, his crew were.. somewhere, doing whatever it was they did to unwind. Pete was going to go bar hopping anyway, so why not do it with some good company. “C’mon, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“the worst that could happen? you realise you’re NEVER meant to say that to a member of the x-men right? cause, the worst thing that could happen always happens to us. and me and space? we so don’t mix well together.” she’d had way too many near death experiences out here - plus that many month long stint stuck in space. but... peter was cute, she would give him that. and interesting. and maybe a little awesome, but she had seriously bad luck with guys name peter. ah...  kitty paused, then gave a laugh, “alright. sure. why not? but this beer better be good, i have high expectations. i’ve never had beer any place but on earth, so i’m expecting something cool.”

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phcenixgirl:

Rachel snickered as she crossed her arms. “Kitty, when have you ever known me to be sly about anything?” She grinned. “Besides. Wherever you go I go right? You must really miss me.”

Walking over she leaned against the wall. “So I’ll play along. Why the long face roomie? Cubs get eliminated again?”

“a good point. sly was never really style, was it?” she gave a grin in return, knowing she was just grinning at... well, nothing, probably. a PART of kitty knew this couldn’t (shouldn’t) be happening. but that part was often pushed away and drowned out, because kitty just needed rachel around. “me, miss you? pfft, c’mon.” hell yeah, kitty missed her.

“dude, c’mon. saying ‘cubs’ and ‘eliminated’ in the same sentence is just blasphemy. i don’t want to hear it.” she shook her head, then grinned over at her friend, her best friend. (sorry lockheed, but kitty could definitely have more than one best friend). still, after a moment, kitty’s face fell. she sighed softly, then looked back out over the buildings for a moment. “i’m fine.” okay, she couldn’t lie to herself. “okay, so not so fine. i’m just... TIRED. i’m tired, rachel.” oh god. her therapist would have a field day if she saw her out here, speaking like this.

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jcefixit:

“Only reason I’m here… I owed Logan a favor. So.. just.. read a magazine or something. I’ll take care of this.”

“a lot of people seem to owe logan favours. i’m not even gonna ask what he did. but... seriously? you think i look like the type of person who’ll just sit back and read a magazine?” she paused, then shook her head. “don’t answer. i’m here, too. so i’m ready to help.” and hopefully kitty wasn’t going to regret saying that.

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「THE FLASH SENTENCE MEME [PT.1]」

‘ my dad gave me that pen before he died ’ ‘ bad man, with a gun, in a getaway car. go! ’ ‘ i used to think the farther away i got from it, the less it would hurt. ’ ‘ no one will ever know what they did. ’ ‘ i am dating /name/ whether you like it or not. ’ ‘ if you had just told me, i could have been prepared. ’ ‘ what is wrong with us? we’re perfectly perfect for eachother. ’ ‘ we’re sitting here pining for people we can’t have. ’ ‘ he’s so hot… i mean, genetically speaking. ’ ‘ i look forwards to seeing you accept your nobel. ’ ‘ with or without your /x/, you’re still you. ’ ‘ you’re worth being on time for. ’ ‘ you know, to be honest, not exactly the partnership i thought it would be. ’ ‘ my money’s on experience. ’ ‘ there’s one more thing and i don’t think you’re going to like it. ’ ‘ it’s your destiny to lose to me. ’ ‘ you know, at this rate, we’ll be done by easter. ’ ‘ do whatever you want to me, but leave /name/ alone. ’ ‘ that film is surprisingly scientifically accurate. ’ ‘ are they going to hear you die? ’ ‘ he was mostly a jerk. but every so often, he was a dick. ’ ‘ he has helped so many people! he’s not a murderer! ’ ‘ perhaps now i’m a light beer man/woman. ’ ‘ we were under a bridge eating garbage. ’ ‘ uh, you know that’s a myth, right? ’ ‘ things between us have gotten a little bit complicated… again. ’ ‘ i just saved a lot of lives. ’ ‘ i warned you not to mess with the timeline. ’

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three word starters pt. 2

“don’t you dare.”

“look at me.”

“just forget it.”

“i’m not mad.”

“you’re being mean.”

“what a mess.”

“you are perfect.”

“jesus fucking christ.”

“you’ll be okay.”

“take a seat.”

“don’t let go.”

“oh my god.”

“you’re the worst.”

“you’re my favorite.”

“i ruined everything.”

“you ruined everything.”

“just trust me.”

“i’m not drunk.”

“i feel lost.”

“i’m so alone.”

“you’re not alone.”

“hold onto me.”

“just come here.”

“stay the night.”

“please just go.”

“please don’t go.”