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Sav we literally hydroplaned, I am not being dramatic you almost sent us over a cliff

are you a good driver?

Depends on your definition of good driver, and if that definition is following the laws then I’m not a good driver

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sav, i’m not fully convinced you have a real license

You almost killed us when you drove me through the scottish highlands a few months ago

are you a good driver?

Depends on your definition of good driver, and if that definition is following the laws then I’m not a good driver

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I really don’t mind sav, i just don’t want you suffering on the floor anymore

oh god i think i’ve throen up si many times i migtt ne foing delirious

i see the lighyt thid is rhe end

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ok mate, let’s get some food in you or at least water for now and i’ll take care of the rest as long as you don’t throw everything back up again, okay?

oh god i think i’ve throen up si many times i migtt ne foing delirious

i see the lighyt thid is rhe end

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are you alone?? I’m assuming you’ve been alone because 12 hours is a long time, sav

also i’m coming over regardless because you obviously can’t function on your own rn

oh god i think i’ve throen up si many times i migtt ne foing delirious

i see the lighyt thid is rhe end

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Happy pride it’s time for me to be Extra Bisexual

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i’m pretty sure every pair of jeans you own you stole from joe at some point because you two have been stealing clothes from each other for as long as i can remember, so maybe you aren’t trying on the right size anymore 😭

why is it so hard to find a pair of jeans that actually fit? I really don’t want to order custom but I think that’s where i’m at rn 😞

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tommy, i’m gonna sit you down and we’re going to have a lesson on digital footprint 🥲

Dude, I've cum like 5 times today just from jerking off.

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do i have to feel feelings or can i get a factory reset and have that feature removed?

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do you have a crush on anyone?

not like a full blown one but i can admit a few rockers are good looking

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Oh fuck uhh ummm shit why am i shaking??

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yeah the horse probably needs a bigger space than that tiny yard, but i would talk it over with joe first, he might be mad at you if you move out without him

Oh fuck uhh ummm shit why am i shaking??

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ah i see, wait you bought a house?

Oh fuck uhh ummm shit why am i shaking??

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hmmm maybe you need to book that doctors appointment sooner

Oh fuck uhh ummm shit why am i shaking??

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did you forget to eat again?

Oh fuck uhh ummm shit why am i shaking??

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You calling me ugly 🤨

Ugh couples everywhere