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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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however bad it gets don't forget you're not moderating the genshin impact discord with 2.1 million users

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What if Kris had a horrible realization at the end of the first chapter??

(just remembered I had a Tumblr, so I wanted to share one of my current favorite theories/head-canons :3)

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you know you're too deep when you start calling your favourite characters "stupid fuck" and "asshole"

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internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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its been about 6 months

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I see your blorbo

You see my blorbo

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Our blorbos are on a playdate while we sip wine in the sitting room

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imagine being someone who thinks nya WASNT smitten with jay from the veRY BEGINNING when this is literally her. couldnt be me. LIKE REMINDER THAT SHE CANONICALLY SEES A GLIMPSE INTO THEIR FUTURE RIGHT HERE

the difference in how she greets kai vs some guy she just met LMAOOO girlie had a crush cmon now

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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hi ninjago fandom how does one use tumblr 💫

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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*

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freaks

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

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getting a bit tired of hearing “the trans agenda is to stay alive” “the gay agenda is to be allowed to grow up” “the queer agenda is to be allowed to love freely” cuz like i guess yeah those are good things and the liberals love them but my queer agenda is total gender liberation and an upheaval of capitalism and prison abolition and building a new and informed society. but yeah i can pretend the extent of my activism is about like a pride flag hanging from the capitol. sure.