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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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just thinking about the fact that when neil realised his father’s men were about to kidnap him all he could think of was saying “thank you. you were amazing.” to andrew because he wanted him to know that he was important to neil. just thinking.

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are you free tonight

i woul do anything to be free

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999... I wanna buy a house like it’s 1999.

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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Please sign the petition!!!

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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Source

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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my cat stopping me from petting her

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