Fatalis - Dragon of the Evil Eye
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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them: hey buddy,,, u good,,?
me:
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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call me dr. worm the way i’m interested in things
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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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god i love making animatics in my head i wish drawing was real
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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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how the fuck has no one made a fictional vehicle or motor driven Thing yet whose sound design samples guitars and drums. like djent and prog rock n shit. literally a steady djent rhythm would be perfect for an idling noise and cymbals and other percussion hits for gear switches. or whatever other mechanical noises those things make. long notes which pitch up n down when its in motion. u know??? it just feels like the most obvious Cool Thing to do with a Cool Vehicle in fiction and yet i swear i've never heard it. either way someone should do it and by god itll be me if it doesnt happen sooner
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