xesbagel
xesbagel
✩what if we put every sexy thing on a bagel🥯✩
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mia, 21+, nd ✩ nsft blog ✩ bi girl?thing? trying to consume the whole spectrum of human sexuality, apparently
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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I'd love to piss on those pretty tits (flirting)
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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rubbing a stupid stupid puppy’s nose in its own piss because they couldn’t hold it in after taping it’s arms and legs and forcing it to lap at it’s water bowl
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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Keep calling me a pervert I'm close
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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wanna pound a puppy with a squeaky toy in their mouth
hearing the little "squeak squeak squeak" in time with my thrusts and the "uh uh uh"
the drool running out of the corners of their mouth
this would fix me i think
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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Playful Spanking.
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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Men should be more slutty for women
They should be taught to dress for the female gaze and wear eyeliner and dipped in lace.
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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Look how happy you could be if you just stopped thinking and embraced being a stupid set of holes!
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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looking at her cock while she’s fingering lube in my ask and asking “anal doesn’t hurt, right?”
her cock twitches as she tells me “it never hurts me.”
a few minutes later when she’s pushing in, i’m crying “it hurts, it hurts, stop!”
she puts her head on the back of my head and pushes down, saying “no, it doesn’t, this feels really fucking good.”
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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the sexual tension between an insatiable robot sex toy and their nervous but highly competent technician
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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Trying to jerk off quietly but my tail is wagging so much U can hear it thumping against the wall
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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bro i need to raise my dick sucking stat before this next encounter can i train on you
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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hhhh I'm so horny i simply must go to a basement punk show an hour away from me and meet a nice punk guy who corners me and convinces me to smoke way too much weed, literally shotgunning me when I'm too disoriented to smoke anymore, swaying on my feet, and then he guides me upstairs, into a hallway bathroom, keeps the lights off, and takes his sweet time taking advantage of me.
gotta show the new kid to the scene what happens when you naively trust every person you meet, after all. next thing i know I'm bent over the sink and our chains and necklaces are jingling around while he fucks me, and I'm too confused to understand what's happening, and it's so disorienting in the dark :((
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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She’s like Medusa the way i look into her eyes and turn rock hard
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xesbagel · 6 months ago
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No unemployed, greasy Big sister to massage my prostate after I spend my allowance to get her a PC ... Then violently throatfuck me after a 6 game losing streak in overwatch.
The world is a cruel place 😭
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