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🔱     FREEFORM’S    SIREN      /      SENTENCE   PROMPTS   !   

*  A COLLECTION OF DIALOGUE FROM FREEFORMS SIREN SEASON 1, CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘  kill the bad ones, yes. not the good.  ‘

‘  you choose human over me?  ‘

‘  i choose not to kill.   ‘

‘  i know, i am part animal but, i am part human. ‘

‘  i am sorry for what they did.   ‘

‘  will you sing to me again?   ‘

‘  we take care of each other in that water.   ‘

‘  but now they are afraid of me.   ‘

‘  [name] is love.   ‘

‘  all i’m asking for is the thing that killed my dad.   ‘

‘  you go back, never come here again.   ‘

‘  she sang to you to escape from you not because she loves you.  ‘

‘  when we were young, we hunted together.  ‘

‘  you taught me how to fight and how to be strong.  ‘

‘  i didn’t know that my song … could .. do this. ‘

‘  i think i am bad for you.  ‘

‘  i think i put you in danger. so, i will stay away.  ‘

‘  you like human. you like human.  ‘

‘  what’s going on? ‘

‘  please, i’m not going to hurt you, i promise.  ‘

‘  whatever is going on out there, stop it.  ‘

‘  what we learn in the water about humans, it is right. ‘

‘  i kill all, on land, in water. all.  ‘

‘  why can’t they just let you go back?  ‘

‘  why do they need to kill you?  ‘

‘  i spend too much time with humans.  ‘

‘  why does that matter?  ‘

‘  the water was red with our blood.  ‘

‘  story? no, not story. real.  ‘

‘  they are scared what happened, will happen again.  ‘

‘  they want me dead because they believe it is the only way they will survive.  ‘

‘  this is not how we are.  ‘

‘  no, no, no. you have to stay here until the police are gone.  ‘

‘  people who might be looking for you.  ‘

‘  trust me, you’re safer here.  ‘

‘  i say something and it’s true. i promise. ‘

‘  if you believe me, this is trust.  ‘

‘  trust  …  this is hard.  ’

‘  some people i trust. some people have hurt me.  ‘

‘  let’s dry you off.  ‘

‘  you don’t have to run away from us.  ‘

‘  you are afraid of me.  ‘

‘  i know it feels like that now but it’ll get easier.  ‘

‘  we’ll help you get through it.  ‘

‘  he asked me to sing, it made him feel better.  ‘

‘  [name] asked you to sing to him?  ‘

‘  you’re talking about the siren song.  ‘

‘  do you know what it means?  ‘

‘  she’s been out of the water for a couple of days now.  ‘

‘  dangerous, how?  ‘

‘  what were you doing down there?  ‘

‘  i came to help you.  ‘

‘  i heard your voice, that’s why i went down there.  ‘

‘  what does this mean?  ‘

‘  why did you come back, [name]?  ‘

‘  now, nothing to hunt. nothing to eat.  ‘

‘  it’s unnatural. they don’t belong here. ‘

‘  you ever betrayed her like that before? yeah, she felt betrayed. ‘

‘  for her, people are bad. no trust.  ‘

‘  we don’t know if that’s true.  ‘

‘  we are going to figure it out, we are going to stop it.  ‘

‘  where did you go last night?  ‘

‘  hey, what are you doing in here? get away from there!  ‘

‘  we are family. i am you. we are the same.  ‘

‘  you kill her, you kill me, too.   ‘

‘  what if she’s more of an animal than we’d been willing to admit?  ‘

‘  i want to know if i am human. i want to learn.  ‘

‘  you’re not afraid of me.  ‘

‘  i believe that [name] is good and i care about her. ‘

‘  my ancestor’s said it had different meanings, great love for some, danger for other’s. ‘

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😈      JENNIFER’S     BODY      /      SENTENCE      PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF JENNIFERS BODY PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘  hell is a teenage girl. ‘

‘  it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?  ‘

‘  you’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.   ‘

‘  i’m a virgin. i’m a virgin. i’ve never even done sex. ‘

‘  do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot?   ‘

‘  god, you’re butch!  ‘

‘  i’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore.   ‘

‘  i had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.  ‘

‘  you point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.   ‘

‘  my dick is bigger than his.   ‘

‘  oh! a puncture wound. god, that’s so emo…   ‘

‘  i recommend you shut the fuck up!  ‘

‘  you killed my fucking boyfriend!  ‘

‘  you goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!  ‘

‘  do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days?   ‘

‘  satan is our only hope.  ‘

‘  and to do that, we’re going to have to butcher you. and bleed you.  ‘

‘  relax, i’m kidding about the face thing. ‘

‘  she’s just hovering… it’s not that impressive. ‘

‘  she can fly?  ‘

‘  god, do you have to undermine everything i do?   ‘

‘  you are such a player hater. ‘

‘  wow, nice come back, hannah montana.  ‘

‘  got anymore harsh digs?  ‘

‘  you know what? you were never a good friend.  ‘

‘  even when we were littler, you used to steal my toys.  ‘

‘  and now i’m eating your boyfriend.  ‘

‘  you can have anybody that you want, [name].  ‘

‘  how could i ever be insecure? i was the snowflake queen! ‘

‘  i thought you only murdered boys. ‘

‘  i go both ways.  ‘

‘  my tit.  ‘

‘  no, your heart.  ‘

‘  i am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out! ‘

‘  i mean, she’s actually evil. not high school evil.  ‘

‘  i will finish you if i have to. ‘

‘  you can barely even finish gym class.  ‘

‘  they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ’

‘  i think i already died when you got here.  ‘

‘  but i woke up when i heard your voice.  ‘

‘  you’re killing people.  ‘

‘  no, i’m killing boys. ‘

‘  my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeess.  ‘

‘  i feel like one of the normal girls.  ‘

‘  i am a god.  ‘

‘  i had one of my night terrors again.  ‘

‘  what did you dream about?  ‘

‘  i can take care of myself. i’ve been using bowflex.  ‘

‘  i saved you because i’m a badass mom!  ‘

‘  why do you need him? huh?  ‘

‘  how are you going to get alcohol?  ‘

‘  i’ll just play hello titty with the bartender.  ‘

‘  they’re showing rocky horror at the bijou next friday night… ‘

‘  i don’t like boxing movies… ‘

‘  he thinks you’re a virgin. i heard them talking.  ‘

‘  it’s true. it’s on wikipedia.  ‘

‘  uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out?  ‘

‘  i’ve got the cops in my back pocket, [name]. ‘

‘  i’m a fucking cadet, remember?  ‘

‘  are you pms’ing or something? ‘

‘  i’m a different person now.  ‘

‘  you might get lucky for once in your miserable life! ‘

‘  i need you frightened. i need you hopeless.  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad.  ‘

‘  we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of…  ‘

‘  i’m scared of what’s happening to you.  ‘

‘  i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi.  ‘

‘  ya know what this is for? huh? it’s for cutting boxes! ‘

‘  you give me such a wetty.  ‘

‘  i don’t tell whoppers, and i’m not crazy.  ‘

‘  you’re totally lesbi-gay.  ‘

‘  i think you might want to talk to the school shrink.  ‘

‘  dude, that is a hot murder weapon.  ‘

‘  those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.  ‘

‘  it’s a rock show. this is my rock look.  ‘

‘  i’ve been through the occult section of the library five times. ‘

‘  our library has an occult section?  ‘

‘  sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.  ‘

‘  where… where are we going?  ‘

‘  you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.  ‘

‘  i never heard you drop the f - bomb before. ‘

‘  life is too short to be moping around.  ‘

‘  mmm, you can totally tell they’re from the city.  ‘ 

‘  what’s wrong with you? besides the obvious surface flaws.  ‘

‘  listen, it’s, uh, really dangerous out here.  ‘

‘  we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to.  ‘

‘  i’m having the best day since, like, jesus invented the calendar.  ‘

‘  moveon.org.  ‘ 

‘  best friends don’t keep secrets.  ‘

‘  if you’re bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon’s abilities.  ‘

‘  i think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.  ‘

‘  what’s your name again?  ‘ 

‘  pms isn’t real, [name].  ‘

‘  she must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.  ‘ 

‘  a very bad, very damaged person…  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad. you should find a chinese chick to buff your situation. ‘

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        BROKEN CIGARETTES & BULLET HOLES                  one more to the chest and i’m alone

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My muse has just been grievously injured…. Send me  ‘ l i f t e d ‘   for my muse’s reaction to yours picking them up and carrying them to safety. 

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*    CHVRCHES    (   LOVE  IS  DEAD  )    LYRIC     PROMPTS   . 

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF CHVRCHES ‘ LOVE IS DEAD ‘ PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

SONG    TITLE     :     HEAVEN    /     HELL   .

‘  am i real if you can see right through me?  ‘

‘  do you believe it? do you believe?  ‘

‘  am i real if i’m a broken record?  ‘

‘ do you believe it? i don’t.  ‘

‘ do you ever wonder what we learned?  ‘

‘ we can raise our glasses, dancing on the ashes as it burns.  ‘

‘ have you reached the point of no return?  ‘

‘ is this heaven or is this hell?  ‘

‘ if none of this is real, then show me what you feel. ‘

‘ is it enough, yeah? is it enough?  ‘

‘ is it alright if i save myself. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GRAVES   .

‘  do you really believe that you can never be sure?   ‘

‘  they’re leaving bodies in stairwells.  ‘

‘  do you really expect us to care what you’re waiting for?   ‘

‘  you can look away while they’re dancing on our graves.  ‘

‘ oh, i will stop at nothing.  ‘

‘ do you really believe that you are one of a kind?  ‘

‘ if you don’t have a heart, i can offer you mine.  ‘

‘ do you really expect that you will always be fine?  ‘

‘ if i only see what i can see. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     MIRACLE   .

‘  ask me no questions, i will tell you no lies.  ‘

‘  careful what you wish for.  ‘

‘  were looking for angels in the darkest of skies.  ‘

‘  i feel like i’m falling but i’m trying to fly.  ‘

‘  where does all the good go?  ‘

‘ do you really believe that you are one of a kind?  ‘

‘ if you don’t have a heart, i can offer you mine.  ‘

‘ were looking for answers in the highest highs.  ‘

‘ but will we ever, ever know? ‘

‘ i need you to know I’m not asking for a miracle. ‘

‘ if love is enough, could you let it show?  ‘

‘ if you feel it could you let me know? ‘

‘ we’re looking for light inside an ocean of night. ‘

‘ will we ever see it through? ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     REALLY     GONE   .

‘  i can never tell what you want. ‘

‘  even with time, you’ll never learn to move on.  ‘

‘  i’m trying my best to lift you up, to repair. ‘

‘  i’m holding on, i’m holding on.  ‘

‘ i’ll wait until you’re really gone.  ‘

‘ i can do no right for doing wrong.  ‘

‘ i’ll swallow my pride, i only want to belong. ‘

‘ i’m trying my best to toughen up.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GRAFFITI   .

‘ did you achieve all you wanted to do? ‘

‘  something was different and nothing was new.  ‘

‘  how did you see me?  ‘

‘  we didn’t know what we wanted to be.  ‘

‘  when did we move on?  ‘

‘ i didn’t feel it, nobody told me.  ‘

‘ time to kill. ‘

‘ we wrote our names along the bathroom walls. ‘

‘ graffitiing our hearts across the stalls. ‘

‘  i’ve been waiting for my whole life to grow old.   ‘

‘  we didn’t know wrong, didn’t know right.  ‘

‘  we were just kids.  ‘

‘  we didn’t know how and didn’t know when.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     WONDERLAND   .

‘  i am talking in my sleep, hiding inside my dreams. ‘

‘  fighting inside my head.  ‘

‘  scaring myself to death. ‘

‘  we live in a wonderland.  ‘

‘  like blood isn’t on our hands.  ‘

‘  when will it be enough?  ‘

‘  when will i say i knew we had to get away?  ‘

‘  we had to get away, knew we had to get away.  ‘

‘ can’t live forever with my head in the clouds.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     FOREVER   .

‘  savor the taste, savor the pain. ‘

‘  i don’t expect you to release me.  ‘

‘  jumping the gun, holding my tongue. ‘

‘  i’d never ask you to forgive me.  ‘

‘  and you will never see my side.  ‘

‘  and i will always think i’m right.  ‘

‘  i told you that i would hate you ‘til forever.  ‘

‘  missing the mark, we tear it a part.  ‘

‘ i never ask you why you need me.  ‘

‘ what else should i say? ‘

‘  what else could i do? ‘

‘ maybe it’s too much for you. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GET    OUT   .

‘  talked ourselves to death. ‘

‘  never saying what i wanted.  ‘

‘  i pushed you to the edge. ‘

‘  reflections you used to see, never look a like to me.  ‘

‘  get, get, get out. get, get, get out of here.  ‘

‘  can we get out, get, get, get out of here?  ‘

‘  good intentions never good enough.  ‘

‘  going out my mind.  ‘

‘ never getting what i wanted.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     NEVER    SAY     DIE   .

‘  wasn’t it gonna be fun and wasn’t it gonna be new?  ‘

‘  wasn’t it gonna be different and wasn’t it gonna be true?  ‘

‘  didn’t you say that? didn’t you say that? ‘

‘  weren’t you gonna be sorry and weren’t you gonna be pure?  ‘

‘  weren’t we gonna be honest and weren’t we gonna be more?  ‘

‘  all you want is to play at playing god.  ‘

‘  but i’m falling in, i’m falling out.  ‘

‘  never, ever, ever say die  ‘

‘  weren’t you trying forgiveness and weren’t you trying to stay?  ‘

‘  weren’t you trying to look up and weren’t you trying to pray?  ‘

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“ jaaaaaackkkk !! “ cue a whine from the little wifey uwu

   ↪ @glamorwitch

   ——◈  *keeps eating chips, hiding to don’t share*

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❛ maybe if hospitals had better food more people would wanna go. ❜ (( darkcowbxy ))

SENTENCE MEME || Accepting.    ↪ @darkcowbxy

    ——  ❛ Hospitals, restaurants—    so many places with so     POOR taste…     I would prefer DIE than eat there. ❜

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❝ …I swear I know you from somewhere. ❞

    ↪ @laomangreptilian

    ——  ❛ ... Your face looks familiar too...     Way too familiar... ❜

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random shit i’ve heard sentence meme pt. 2

feel free to change pronouns && such as necessary !

❛ you could be a horse jockey on the side. ❜

❛ it’s a pie made out of buttermilk && chess pieces. ❜

❛ put some ice cream on that bitch. ❜

❛ damn my ass look good though. ❜

❛ that face looks like a reject from veggi tales. ❜

❛ you know who’s doing great? the oven. ❜

❛ oh god the oven’s fighting back. ❜

❛ i had _#_ sisters/brothers/siblings when i was younger. i’d say i grew up with _#_ sisters/brothers/siblings but i never grew up, so that’d be a lie. ❜

❛ why is michigan invading? ❜

❛ now we just need to teach her that not every living creature is a dog. ❜

❛ he has no excuse for going the speed limit. ❜

❛ why are you teaching a zumba class in the parking lot? ❜

❛ it’s colder than a witch’s tit out here. ❜

❛ chicken just came out of my nose. ❜

❛ watermelon came out of my nose again. ❜

❛ maybe if hospitals had better food more people would wanna go. ❜

❛ i’m going to the hospital for dinner, do you wanna go? ❜

❛ you don’t suck thumbs, you suck dicks or vaginas. ❜

❛ i did not realize sharks had two penises. ❜

❛ we watched seahorses have sex for like 5 minutes straight. it was very educational. ❜

❛ that stuffed animal’s ass is staring right at me. ❜

❛ it’s okay, i saved the chicken. ❜

❛ so his dad is a dick && decided to play a joke on him saying his grandma died thinking it’d be funny. also, that chocolate milk is really gross. ❜

❛ i think a bug just landed on my arm && literally drowned in my sweat. ❜

❛ i don’t know what’s going on but WOO! ❜

❛ how many times do i have to say don’t put shit in my shit?! ❜

❛ tell them she’s pregnant so you can get a build-a-bear for -8 months. ❜

❛ why is my sweet potato sizzlin’? ❜

❛ i have a dick appointment at 3. ❜

❛ ___, just shut up && do this line of cocaine with me. ❜

❛ just chill with your self destructive behavior for a bit. ❜

❛ what self destructive behavior? ❜

❛ first of all, this isn’t even liquor. ❜

❛ well i’m putting it in the fuckin’ hole. ❜

❛ i punched a therapist in the face && i don’t give two shits about it. ❜

❛ there’s a banana on a plate. ❜

❛ why is there a banana on a plate, it has a peel?! ❜

❛ why is the banana such a big deal?! ❜

❛ no, it just tastes like milk. ❜

❛ i’m the idiot, but ___ has a banana on a plate. ❜

❛ yesterday was my turn to be tied up && that was interesting. ❜

❛ when we were in virginia screwing everybody’s lives up. ❜

❛ i didn’t jaywalk i just used two crosswalks at the same time. ❜

❛ how do you fuck up fucking up? ❜

❛ i don’t know jack shit about what you’re talking about. ❜

❛ you left me on read like some hooker. ❜

❛ that was some intense opening. ❜

❛ douchemonkey. ❜

❛ here in johnson city, all our kids are straight && none of them have the gay. ❜

❛ he’s like 3 already, he’s basically an adult. ❜

❛ fuck ‘em, fuck everyone but me. ❜

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Do y’all ever read your partner’s reply and it’s just… so beautiful, so well-crafted, you really just have to sit back, and read it a couple more times, and wonder how in the heck you got so lucky to write with someone THIS talented??

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i woke up in A FOREIGN LAND in a castle made of sand

i woke up with A BROKEN LAND in a castle made of sand

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please stop framing me for murder. just because i have killed 1,846 people doesnt mean i killed that specific one

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Day 3: Promptober/Fictober

3.- Their pet (s)

               It’s complicated

Jack really never had any pet.

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Day 2: Promptober/Fictober

2.- Their love interest

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Day 1: Promptober/Fictober

1.- A character

Reverse!Jack Spicer

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 for  all  those  who  feel  uncomfortable  with  certain  topics  on  the  dash  :  in  xkit’s  blacklist  ,  if  you  add  an  asterisk  after  the  trigger  ,  it  will  block  ALL  posts  that  have  the  word  in  it  .  for  example  :

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