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white trash bitch cut me in line at Walmart so i swiftly un-sheathed my nodachi (traditional Japanese greatsword) and effortlessly severed her head from her torso in one smooth motion, showering hapless bystanders and her now-screaming (likely inbred) children with blood. i tried to explain what happened to the manager, but he refused to acknowledge the woman's shameful and dishonorable conduct and instead forced me to leave without even paying for my Monster Energy and pre-packaged salad kit. just another day in the life of the Grocery Store Rōnin

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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how it feels to go to the store and leave with not even one little treat for yourself

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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

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the feminine urge to wander the forest in a flowing white nightgown under the moonlight

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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new whm glam that i'm a little in love with :>

and the biggest thanks to @oneiroy for this custom hair mashup! it's so beautiful and exactly what i've been looking for in a hairstyle for io.

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You gotta think about what your OC sleeps in. YOU GOTTA IT TELLS SO MUCH ABOUT THEM

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal