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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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what we really need to drill down on here is whether or not an octopus is intelligent enough to consent to a sexual encounter

and if not how can we change that

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been co-writing lojban poetry with an ai. feels appropriate.

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Hello, humiliation fetishists? Just wanna let you know your fetish is so normal and there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

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well played.......

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i've been on sertraline for a few weeks now and it's embarrassing how much it's been helping. like, i thought i wanted to die because of capitalism or climate change or the existential horror of the human condition or something, and maybe in a sense i was, but it turns out i'm also just a wet sack of chemicals and i was grumpy cause the chemicals were out of wack.

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

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Obsessed with this post

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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hey everybody. we're glad everyone's been enjoying politics! to keep things interesting and keep the meta balanced we'll be implementing these new ideologies in 2024:

peronism with chinese characteristics

twitch streamer philosopher kingship

absolute military junta (sortition-based)

hunnic nationalism

anarcho-sharia

marxism-leninism-maoism-klobucharism (primarily klobucharism)

three chinas policy

antitranshumanist trans humanism

puppygirl rights activism

representative shogunate

pan-midwesternism

tetsuya yamagami thought

liberal arts college technate

discordian-thelemite lebanon-style religious powersharing

armed insurrectionary incremental reformism

narcotheocracy

sex-positive feudalism

social democratic taliban entryism

badism-worseism

believing in judeo-bolshevism but thinking it was a good thing

ineffective altruism

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this

Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓

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who came up with the word frottage. like rubbing dicks together is hot and sexy but frottage sounds like a process for making dairy products or something. why would u use such a gross word for something so sacred

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Do catboys replace their /ɹ/ and /l/ with /w/ because cats hate liquids?

fuck, that's clever.

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oceans 8 style heist movie but instead of stealing anything it is about a ragtag group of specialized homosexuals filming a porno inside a united states government building