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"Your job isn't important" Me: "I'm sorry Karen, what do you do again? Yeah... that's what I thought."

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I swiped right on a coworker and we matched... what the fuck have I done? 🤦‍♀️

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"Special needs" and "autistic" are not words that you should use to make fun of somebody or joke around with. Just saying

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Update: Me and my coworker are hitting it off pretty well lmao

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Worked a 12 hour shift, sweating my fucking ass off on the flightline in 95+ degree weather and 100 percent humidity, ripping heavy parts out of a jet, putting them back in, all the labor-intensive stuff that comes with my job. And yet, I still manage to make time and have the energy to spend the little free time I have with your ungrateful ass. The least you can do is do the same for me or at least acknowledge me if I run into you instead of pretending that I don't exist. I think it's time that I stop putting effort into people who don't do the same for me.

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Eat my 341

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Get you someone who treats you like a pink starburst. Not a red one, not an orange one, not a yellow one, A PINK STARBURST

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I am strong, love is evil. It's a version of perversion and it's only for the lucky people

The Pretty Reckless

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get that a lot of guys call me beautiful or pretty or sexy or whatever but I can't help but notice that no guy that I've ever dated has called me those things. I feel like that says something. But whatever, I still think I'm beautiful! 😁

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I think it's about time to stop holding grudges. There's nothing good that comes out of it and it makes me feel like shit. 🙅‍♀️

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The Breakroom At Work

I'm sitting next to my coworker, Andrew and my other coworker, Austin, is sitting about 10 feet away from us. Andrew: Schneebs, why did you abandon us? Austin: Dude, I'm right here! Andrew: NO, Why do you have to sit so far away from me and Alyxx? Austin: Dude, I'm not far away, we have a healthy 10 feet of space between us. Andrew: It's not the same without you Schneebs, come back so we can be a trio again. Austin: Holy shit, I don't feel like moving man. Me: WE'RE NOT THE 'A' TEAM WITHOUT YOU! Andrew: See? We miss you. Austin: Nope, I'm not moving. Me: Why are you being such a stubborn cow?! Austin: Because I'm fat. Me: Fine, our friendship is severed. Andrew, we have to find someone to replace Schneebs. Andrew: Reynolds, you want to be part of our trio? Reed: Sure dude. Me: Not him! Andrew: Why not?! His first name is Aaron, we'll still be the 'A' team. Me: We're suppose to upgrade, not downgrade. Andrew: Shit, you're right. Reed: I see how it is, Alyxx. Austin: I can't believe you're replacing me after all that we've been through. Andrew: You left the group on your own, I'm sorry. Austin: I thought you were my lover, Andrew. Me: He found someone better, me. And nothing can tear us apart! We have a BURNING PASSION for each other. Austin: *gasp* Andrew, is this true? Andrew: Yes, Schneebs, I should've told you. Austin: *gasp* Andrew, YOU COW!

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Fighting racism with racism. Logic=0

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This song is 11/10 would rate again 

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Always strive to be the best version of yourself, not the best version of someone else. If people don't like you for you, they aren't worth your time

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We've been lost, been to the bottom; beaten up, torn, and forgotten. Still we fight, we will survive. Can't kill the fire we feel inside. We've been burned, drained, and depleted; left alone, we're not defeated. Still we fight, we will survive. Can't kill the fire we feel inside.

‘You Can’t Kill Us’ by Icon for Hire

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Suck my brick

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Catching feelings is annoying af. Like it's hard enough accepting the fact that I'm just single and that's not going to change for a while but now my brain wants me to be confused and wants to come up with cute scenarios of me and the person being together even though I KNOW it won't work out. UGH