#hoeproblems

[6-fx]

when i become hollywood, ima throw singles at you.

[sallybluntz]

Y’all should know how much I hate mixing Marvel and DC merch. But I also knew I wouldn’t even be wearing clothes for the majority of the evening, so it technically doesn’t matter. #HoeProblems #NerdGirlProblems #NerdFashionProblems #FashionNerdProblems #FashionProblems #FandomProblems #RavenclawProblems #IfYouTypeProblemsTooManyTimesItStartsToLookWeird (at Portland, Oregon)

[officialjtmoney]

repost via @instarepost20 from @mac_vision74 JT MONEY LIVE IN CLERMONT SAT NOV 2nd @jtmoney211jbaby doing all his hits !! We calling out all the baby’s and all the playa’s we got that $500 shake what cha momma gave ya contest JT MONEY LIVE IN CLERMONT ONE MO TIME music by @discodaog powered by @whiteboipizal and @352musicgroup #undeniablemusicgroup #slipnsliderecords #jtmoney #poisonclan #weak #runtheyard #letitgo #lethergo #hoeproblems #kevingates #imhim #returnofthebitchizerreloaded #dade #clermont #dadewear #JTMoney #ReturnOfTheBizerReloaded #FranchisePlayer #TheUndeniable https://www.instagram.com/p/B3Mr15ZAh7X/?igshid=1skf78x9qtita

[xxhoneysupremexx]

Heaux Diaries: This Week In Pots

- Starting to screen hard before exchanging numbers. After talking all day and agreeing to meet the next day, the convo turns to him telling me abt a 3some he had with 2 sister in laws...they were "gushers...I mean real squirters". Ugh, NEXT. -Contacted by a banker in NYC who does business in my city often. Hooked me with the promise of a 5k allowance+gifts+exotic travel. Married. Seemed very refined upfront. Soon as we exchanged emails he tells me he's a Dom in bed, loves oral sex, is a nudist, and asked me questions all day about bra size, and body measurements. I thought this mofo was sewing me a gown the way he was probing. He's starting to annoy me. I might just stick it out a little longer because I mean he hasn't been a TOTAL creep yet. -messaged by a guy who turned from sweetheart to "when are you going to come to Dallas to sit on Daddy's face? NEXT -Contacted by a hot dental surgeon on a sugardaddy specific site, not SA, and we message back and forth. He was East Indian and hot af. Tells me he's looking for love. I'm like ok cool . Of course I was gonna finesse him lol. After a day he says that he's not looking to be a SD so good luck in my search. I never responded, but I'm like "you do know this isn't Christians Mingle right?" NEXT -gave my number to a prestigious doctor turned professor. He's real low key. But I can't take him serious bc he's on Android, and the green messages make me sick. I'm going to give him a go, because he's super prominent and seems wealthy af. He's Hispanic and fluffy, grey hair. Nerdy just like I like them. Wears a bow tie. He seems to really want to help a girl achieve her goals. He said all famous actresses and singers once had a little help from an SD. I love guys without a public photo of themselves. Shows they have something to lose. -Still talking to this one pot he's starting to make me lose interest. Always want to meet last minute and every other time he's busy. Very respectful, so we shall see how that goes. -Sent an angry text to my main SD because I'm PMSING and my allowance was late. Hell no. That bank transfer was in there so fast in a cpl minutes. I swear this life gives me so much confidence in being a bad bitch. I don't play. I spoil my man, too. I expect nothing but princess type treatment in return. Plus we need to talk about a raise for me. He's got it good with me. That's all I'm going to say. I have it good too, but I know he can give me more.

[xiii-o-u-t-c-a-s-t-iiix-blog]

Catching feelings is annoying af. Like it's hard enough accepting the fact that I'm just single and that's not going to change for a while but now my brain wants me to be confused and wants to come up with cute scenarios of me and the person being together even though I KNOW it won't work out. UGH

[themixologistdjflavaz-blog]

#realshit I know a few females that could probably file as charitable organization for as many penises that they've serviced and never got a dime for. I mean y'all can get some serious deductions on your your w-4's. Just think all those years you were on your knees, buffing knobs like janitors buff the hospital floors and you could have filed as a self sufficient pro-bono operation. Girl you better learn to recoup. #hoeproblems #thotsbelike #bitchbetterhavemymoney

[aintshitbiz]

Well since the hot topic of the week is #HoeProblems...It's only right, to bring out @jtmoney211jbaby to #BossThursdays as we salute the one and only #MobBoss !!#DuvalLegend | So imma ask one more time...You a boss or naw???? If you are, you already know the move in #Duval every #Thursday is @TheAllNewMascaras (3225 Southside BLVD. #Jacksonville #Florida) | Get in where you fit in! Music by: @selectahcy @bigga904 and @dj_big_tus 💎💎💎💎 and as always the @mascaras_elite_girls will be turnin all the way up! #Bossup #thefuture #mascarasseafoodbar #tiplife #MascarasElite #FlaBootyClub #FlaNights 🔥🔥#EliteDancers🔥🔥 Get Your V.I.Ps Now By Calling (904) 770-9633 @Bread_D_King Powered by @kingcoleone_ 🍷🍻🍹🎶🔥 #Jacksonville #AdultEntertainment it's going down tonight

[ga8t]

#hoeproblems This one is for you 👉🏾 #robkardashian 👈🏾 #🤣 #🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️ #😈 #😜 #blacchina #itainttrickinifyougotit

[officialjtmoney]

repost via @instarepost20 from @mac_vision74 🚨🚨FAMU HOMECOMING 2k19🚨🚨 IT’S A RATTLER THANG TONIGHT!! 🎥🎥🎥Homecoming Edition 🎥🎥🎥 @jtmoney211jbaby THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐WILL BE IN BUILDING TALLAHASSEE🔥🔥 PULL UP ALUMNI @ The Saloon at the Pavilion ‼️‼️‼️GOOD VIBES ONLY😎😎😎😎WE PARTYING ALL NIGHT🍾🍾🍾 #undeniablemusicgroup #slipnsliderecords #weak #letitgo #lethergo #hoeproblems #runtheyard #poisonclan #chevygame #jtmoney #returnofthebitchizerreloaded #850 #tallahassee #famuhomecoming2k19 #famuhomecoming #famu #rattler #dade #dadewear #305 #legend https://www.instagram.com/p/B3N0bocASM-/?igshid=176vina5az73b

[allthingsdog]

any guesses on what type of puppy this is?

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All Things Dog! https://ift.tt/3Jq1fU4 Caring for your dog

[hoeproblems101]

Hoeproblem 06

You want some really nasty kinky sex. but everyone you talk to and try to meet is vanilla as fuck

[gunnundefined]

If you're gonna try arguing with me, please use proper grammar and correct spelling.

Just saying.

[officialjtmoney]

JT MONEY LIVE IN CLERMONT SAT NOV 2nd @jtmoney211jbaby doing all his hits !! We calling out all the baby’s and all the playa’s we got that $500 shake what cha momma gave ya contest JT MONEY LIVE IN CLERMONT ONE MO TIME music by @discodaog powered by @whiteboipizal and @352musicgroup #undeniablemusicgroup #slipnsliderecords #jtmoney #poisonclan #weak #runtheyard #letitgo #lethergo #hoeproblems #kevingates #imhim #returnofthebitchizerreloaded #dade #clermont #dadewear #JTMoney #ReturnOfTheBizerReloaded #FranchisePlayer #TheUndeniable https://www.instagram.com/p/B3MsrZ2gOCz/?igshid=18lhvc6w8hqfb

[hoeproblems101]

Hoeproblem 07

Random dude on grindr: Hey. Horny?

Me:

[christystayskrispy]

Yo who dat off brand nigga tryin to hang wit the clique? Flossin like you came wit the clique But would you bang with the clique if it was thick Or do you just ride dick? Cause playa, I don't know you, nigga tell me who you wit?

If you hang wit the Squad, you bound to get scarred Sucka boys run they mouth, real niggaz run the yard Round here we blow trees, don't fuck with OBs You dick ridin niggaz might be the police

[wherewildthingsplay]

When you and your best friend find out you've fucked the same guy??? And you start talking about how it was????