If I’m telling you how I feel and you make it seem like we arguing, I ain’t telling you how I feel no mo
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When a flower doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.
(via ainslee)
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me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you
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I swing both ways ;)
Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.
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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options
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Ask the gays
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Two days.
Two days after Orlando, the GOP introduced Anti-lgbtq legislation in Kansas.
Two days after Orlando, a trans-exclusive feminist group hosted an anti-lgbtq at the University of Washington Tacoma, calling our existence a “war on women.”
Two days. That’s all the time these political groups on both sides of the aisle needed to go back to the homophobic and transphobic rhetoric that got us here in the first place.
The world has learned nothing from this.
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the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source
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when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality
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11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
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fingers + eyebrow
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