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sawyerannie:

“Hiya you lovely lot, I’m Annie. I’m new ‘ere so go easy on me, eh? Right then, Who’s for tea?”

    ✕  —-  “ aren’t you just a modern day nanny mcphee. got anything stronger? ”

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anniecresta-love:

“Why was the place before hell?”

          ✕  —-  “ ever hear of that cute little story called Adam & Eve? ”

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notyourbiitch:

       “what are you doing here, demon??”

               ✕  —-  “ is that anyway to treat a lady? looks like you’re the wrong person to be in charge of the welcoming committee, pretty boy. ”

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                ✕  —-  “ climbed outta hell and into paradise. toto, looks like we ain’t in kansas anymore. ”

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sylxr-gray:

“This incident better have a better reason to it than, ‘grabbing my attention.’” 

               ✕  —-  “ whatever happened to chivalry? ”

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angelbrct:

“who wishes to explain this place?”

      ✕  —-  “ houses, people, car, food. looks like we’re on a little thing called, earth. ”

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sylxr-gray:

“I’m only going to ask this once. Why did you pour milk On. My. Head?”

               ✕  —-  “ got your attention, hot stuff, didn’t it? ”

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opheliisim:

“My life can be really a huge mess, sooo I don’t really care if I got reaaally drunk, nothing matters anymore so cheers for that”

         ✕  —-  “  well ain’t this just a sad song? let me guess, daddy issues? ”

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theabcsofme:

“Tell me where I am and who you are right now, or I swear I will shoot you”

          ✕  —-  “you’ll shoot? come on, kid, now you’re just teasing me.”

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tragicbadboy:

“I’m not sure if this is heaven or hell, but either way it’s shit.”

                ✕  —-  “ baby, if this were hell it’d be a whole different scenery. ”

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lowclltracey:

Lowell could feel it happening.  He knew that he shouldn’t have waited this long to eat, but he couldn’t find any animals in time and there was no way he was going to eat a person.  Willingly, anyway.  So, here he was, feeling the all too familiar feeling of pure rage and savagery creeping up on him.  “Now would be a good time to run…”

                  ✕  —-  “ yeah but then i’d miss all the fun. ” it was her kind of guy; suppressed rage, capable of horror, the amusement meg could get out of him caused excitement.  “ come on, hot stuff, let it go. ”

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                  ✕  —-  “ Alright this was impressive at first but now it’s a HUGE pain in my ass. Tell me where the hell we are or I will rip the intestines out of everyone you’ve grown to love with my teeth and, hey, I’m feeling GENEROUS, i’ll even make you an ankle bracelet out of them. ”

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tcysoldier:

“I can’t do this, I can’t stay in this house…—I need to get out of here. This…This can’t be real.”

                 ✕  —-  “ Newsflash: the damsel in distress act got boring after the Grimm Brothers. You wanna get out of here? Count to ten and woman the hell up. ”

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kingofgxtham:

“leave me alone. i don’t wish to speak.”

                   ✕  —-  “ Guess chivalry really is dead. That any way to speak to a lady? ”

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lalobahale:

“do you SMELL that?”

                  ✕  —-  “ Smell it, baby? I started it. A little demolition to end the week. ”