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I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”
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The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show
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I love u guys so much pls stop dying for 5 secs
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Carlisle, typing furiously: And now he’s telling me how to feed a human. Can you believe it? I am a DOCTOR, four times his age! Did you see this, Alice? Why didn’t you warn me?!
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twilight (2008, dir. catherine hardwicke) but it’s told through memes 7 text posts
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*edward and bella riding in the car together*
bella: road work ahead??!?!
edward: yes dear? those signs are quite common.
bella: *sighs loudly* why do i have to do everything MYSELF!?!?!!? *deep breath* ROAD WORK AHEAD?????? YEAH- *interrupted by edward’s phone ringing*
edward: *answers phone*
emmett: *before edward can say anything* YEAH, I SURE HOPE IT DOES. hi bella. alice alerted me to the fact that edward is NO FUN. *hangs up*
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