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what's your honey lemon blog?

my honey lemon? it's honeylemxntea~

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online ;;

oops it's been quite a while since i've been here but i'm back hehe. i'm not sure if i'll stay on elsa or go to honey lemon but for now i'll be here!

hit the like button if you'd like a starter or something!

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forvitnii liked for a thing! 

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" State your name and            business please. "

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lurking ;;

kinda doing homework. kinda because I’m on here haha. Like for a thing when I’m done :D

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lurking ;;

kinda doing homework. kinda because I'm on here haha. Like for a thing when I'm done :D

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Terrible Pick-Up Lines Meme

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."

"You wanna go skinny dipping in my water bed?"

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online ;;

i'll be here...

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 " These halls seem very confusing... Where am I going again? "

Elsa muttered to herself. New school. New classes. She was beginning to feel a little dizzy from walking around in circles.

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Name: Elsa Snow

Age: 17

Grade: Senior

Status: Student

Elsa Snow is the daughter to Idun and Agdar Snow. Her sister being only a year younger, always followed her around when they were younger. One day, Elsa accidentally tripped and Anna went spiraling down their staircase, sending her to the hospital with major injuries. Elsa was horrified and her parents were scared that Elsa, only being a little girl, wanted to be an only child so they sent her away. After years solitude and being scared of seeing her sister again, Elsa had her parents move her away for good. 

Elsa is transfered to San Fransokyo Tech and Seeing as San Fransokyo is a city full of technological advances, it influences Elsa to study as much as she can, especially involving medical advances. She has a desire to help people, hoping that one day she could even help her sister Anna.

She isn’t popular, has no friends, but is a very nice person who is just scared of hurting those around her. You can often find her in an empty chemistry lab or in the library with her nose stuck in an adventure book. She is sociable when she musts but deep down she just wants to be with someone who won’t be afraid of her.

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Which one is your hairstyle??

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" Oh!! Umm... -cough- Hello there... I didn't see you. "

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       "Suddenly it’s rather frigid.”

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Elsa staggered away a bit, surprised of the sudden whisper.

" Tadashi! Oh You scared me! " She blushed and pushed a stray piece of hair behind her ear. No one had ever really complemented her like that before.

"whisper"

Put “whisper” in my ask box and my muse will whisper something in your muse’s ear. [used random.org]

          “You smell lovely, if you don’t mind me saying so.”

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offline ;;

i’ll be on honey lemon tonight~

{ honeylemxntea }

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*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute

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Reblog for a pun in your ask. I will do every singe one.

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Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is