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SO, I was thinking, we need some sort of social event to gather everybody and socialize (yes, it is a hard concept for us Tumblr-addicts).

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You can do it first, and get back to me on how it went. Then, maybe I'll decide.

Did one of you end up pregnant, arrested, or dead?

That’s what they all say. Don’t knock it till you try it, right? It could be fun.

Oh, they can be pretty fucking bad. Trust me.

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Smooth, my friend, smooth. Is this how you attract guys?

If that was what we are sent here for, then we need to call my pilot. Like, ASAP. There is no way I'm touching anything on this island; most of the things grown here look poisonous.

Oh damn, who is the lucky guy?

I’ll have a Mustang Convertible that way they can admire my Louis or Chanel while my hair blows in the breeze making me look like the goddess I am. 

When did the beaches get closed? That’s so dumb why send us here if that’s going to happen. You know me and my wild berries. Looks like we know what we’re doing today. 

What if the heat from me having sex is what deformed the silk?

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But driving around a Ford or Mustang in Louis Vuitton or Chanel?

Touché. But it's not that we have anything to do around here, not with the beaches being closed down for reconstruction crap and all that. Unless you're into picking wild berries.

Either the heat deformed the silk, or you had sex on it.

Why would I want a Ferrari though? I don’t really think they’re my style. I’m fine with a cheaper car, but his money would be spent on clothes honestly. 

Well we could always go outside and find something to do. Please don’t collapse because then I’ll have to take care of you and I wouldn’t know what to do. 

You’ve always seen me in this jacket and you’re just now starting to complain about it?

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Sorry, I don't lean that way. But if you are interested, I'm know some others who would be.

What I'm saying is that you have to open yourself up to mistakes. How bad can they be?

Are you suggesting we have a threesome?

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Money may not be everything, but love ain't gonna get you a Ferrari, either.

At first I was excited for the trip. But now...hopefully things will get heated up soon, before I collapse or something.

The dress you are wearing under that old jacket looks perfect. Just...not that jacket.

Em money isn’t everything, I’ve been telling you that for years..but a billionaire would be pretty nice. 

No, no, no, no, no I meant change my clothes. I thought we promised never to speak of the goth days ever again. 

That’s true, maybe coming to this island was a good thing, even though nothing seems to be going on right now.

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Hey, one's a company, two's a crowd, and three's a par-tay.

Not sure if that was an insult or not, but no. Only one. One’s more than enough.

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I guess you’re right. You can be a little…cruel sometimes.

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Don't deny it, Nic.

I guess you could say that?

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If there are, they can just admire us from afar. Unless...one of them is a billionaire.

Change? Don't tell me you are going through that episode again of when we were in high school, and you totally went goth.

Nah. The boys we used to know are becoming predictable now. Perhaps a refresher is needed.

You sure? I’m pretty sure there’s probably one or two. I still wanna change though.

No..why do you?

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Well, you know me.

I guess not?

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You sound like you had plenty of them.

Oh.. How about mistakes?

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Only if you plan to join me.

But then again, it's always better to leave them alive, and envy those of us who are simply...gifted.

Oh, kill em.

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Did you expect anything less?

Plastic surgery? Oh, harsh.

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Exes? I don't do exes.

Well someone had high hopes. Sending us here with our exes was already bad enough, don’t you think?

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Don't worry, I've did some investigating. Fortunately, there are no pedophiles on this island yet. Which is very strange.

Got a boy?

I wasn’t really dressing hoping to attract anyone, but now I feel like I have to change because you’re saying I’ll attract pedophiles.

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One of my favorite things is when somebody on Facebook posts a selfie and nobody "likes" it.

Seems like somebody's in need of plastic surgery.