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"Come on, you know I'm not the type to kiss and tell. We keep this between us." I explained as I wrapped some rope around him.

“Right… I think I see where this is going now.” He felt his cheeks flush crimson at the thought.

“…Just don’t let anyone at camp find out we tried this.”

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“I can’t say I’ve been tied down before. Especially not for… that type of stuff…”

“Why do you ask? A-and why did you want to stop by the equipment store…?”

"I mean there's a first time for everything, don't you think."

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"No, it's only fun if I'm awake too." Wanda replied as she examined her outfit choice. She wasn't in the mood for stripping down right now. But adding a leotard over her suit would chafe her cheeks with a vengeance. "You may have a better point now. I don't think putting this on over my suit is a good idea." Her tone was defeated and she just laid on top of Wade.

He could just stare at her ass happily all day, he was just going as Deadpool this year, mostly because he'd been busy and hated all the other clothes he had. ""Alright alright." he sighs shaking his head a little. "But if you are in a sugar coma later.. can I have permission to use your ass anyway and coat you in my sweet baby making sauce?"

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I have a hunch you may be into bondage :3

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not."

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Guess My Muse’s Kinks

They can only respond with yes, no, or maybe.

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@goddamnmuses continued from here

"I know, you know, but I'm upset at what you said anyway." Wanda responded as she was searching in the closet. Butt sticking out of the door and all. She was pretty far in there looking for something, anything but each item she picked up just didn't seem to work. "And before you ask, no, we promised to take Kidpool trick or treating. We're not going to miss it because you want your garden snake rubbed on," Wanda then emerged from the closet, finally finding something to put on, "Later, if I'm not in a sugar coma."

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EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING

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"As much as I like this approach, you can just say, I'm a little backed up and wanna get it wet. It's fine. I know what to do to help."

"I have been cursed with having the biggest, fattest, juicest cock. And super heavy balls too."

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cynthiaandsamus​:

“That’s Ishtar, spirit of a Mesopotamian god in the body of a tsundere anime girl, messy combination.” Samus shrugged as she took a swig, watching Ishtar scream and try to put her statue back together after Sylvia’s shenanigans.

“And the one holding a skirt standing by a butt in the wall?” Wanda asked. Seriously this place really is chaotic, how did Cynthia get anything done around here? 

So like, random stuff just happens here and no one questions anything?........ You know what I can get down with that.

"Yeah, questioning too much around here is a good way to break your brain, I mostly just go with it at this point, if you're down for that you'll have a good time here."

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cynthiaandsamus​:

“Oh around here I almost have to.” Samus nodded, holding up her own bottle.

“Amen to that.” Wanda said as she drank from her own beer bottle. They sat together and watched the madness unfold around them. “Who’s the one with the wax figure of themselves?”

So like, random stuff just happens here and no one questions anything?........ You know what I can get down with that.

"Yeah, questioning too much around here is a good way to break your brain, I mostly just go with it at this point, if you're down for that you'll have a good time here."

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“Samus do you drink?” Wanda asked as she opened up a beer bottle.

So like, random stuff just happens here and no one questions anything?........ You know what I can get down with that.

"Yeah, questioning too much around here is a good way to break your brain, I mostly just go with it at this point, if you're down for that you'll have a good time here."

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rxulacase​:

“Alrighty~.” She then pulled out a mirror, and began applying a thick coat of velvet colored lipstick. “Want a fresh coat yourself? I’ve got a variety of different colors, whatever you’d like to see left on his naked body.~”

“Uh… hey. Did you guys need me for something?”

“Just sit there like a good boy. We’ll get to you when we’re ready ok.”

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rxulacase​:

“Hey, an A is still an A. Ready to give Finral some love tonight?~”

“I was under the impression it was just going to be between us for tonight. But sure I’ll play.”

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fightlikeaguurrl​:

“You see…I was under the impression the scissoring involved…well, let’s just say I lack proper equipment for that game.”

“If there is a will, there is indeed a way. I promise we’ll figure it out. If not I’ll just be on top by anyway I can.”

You want to rock, paper, scissors on something you don't know the terms to yet?

"Scissors, only because it's gonna be very interesting to see how you will achieve that with my...peculiar anatomy."

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@rxulacase​ asked:  “Hope you picked paper, because I’m gonna *rock* your world.~

“That pick up line only loses one point for not including something about scissors. I give it a 9/10.”

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@fightlikeaguurrl​ submitted a photo

"You think I'm getting fat? Be honest..."

“I’ll be honest, its going straight to your ass and I’m not complaining because I like it.”