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WATSON&GAWR LLC INVESTIGATION TEAM MOVE OUT!!!

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doodles for a friend!

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2 FOLLOWER MILESTONE CELEBRATION!!!!!!

OMG!!! We’ve finally reached TWO followers!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I never thought I’d get this far 😭 Im so touched that every single one of you decided to follow me for my wide variety of content. Even though it’s been an incredibly long four days, it only feels like a week since I set up my account.

To celebrate I’m going to delete this blog 🥳

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What's your favorite flavor of dad? Mine is the one that sends me anarchist and communist Instagram reels and Twitter posts.

I fucking love my dad.

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

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Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

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you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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modding scene looking good

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