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Shout out to the cashier at Aldi that made me and my wife malfunction

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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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WHAT

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gif making is such an embarrassing hobby.... sorry I'm busy painstakingly making little moving pictures of my blorbos for the people in my phone. yeah it's gonna be all day

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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"

The steel factory:

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i just pointed out in my judaism class that it’s interesting to me that when asked God’s name, God did respond with the ineffable name (the tetragrammaton) but put a much greater emphasis on who they are the God OF (I’m the God of Abraham, the God of Moses, etc.).

and my teacher said she feels a kinship with that because she remembers the joy that came with the first time she was called “(son’s name)’s mom”, and how beautiful it feels be named for who you love. and i almost burst into tears

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Having a sickass art idea that haunts your every waking moment but lacking the talent to fully idealize it in your exact vision

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

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Maryyx2 for Cult Classic 2024

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why do white men assume i gaf about their stupid shitty opinions