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“office siren” gen z reinvented the seductive secretary and think it’s empowering instead of reinforcing the idea that a working woman is only there to find a high paid husband or man to have an affair with instead of actually fucking working a job they’re qualified for and studied for years for. i’m so tired of straight girls dude everything they do screams “im insecure and need attention from men” and that literally always takes precedence over their own self respect

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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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refreshing my own blog to see if i posted anything new

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this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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types of guns rated by their names

machine gun- 0/10. all guns are

shotgun- 0/10. all guns do

revolver- 10/10 fuck it sure is

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impeachy the conservative clown

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hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)

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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

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I really like how Elden ring uses the resource "focus" rather than something more nebulous like mana or magika. I don't know what it feels like to be low on mana. But I know what it feels like to be low on focus. I've always thought that casting a big spell should feel like you just took a math final.