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Somethin' Stupid - Chapter 3

Things get a little more real this chapter.

(Originally began as a RP between the authors, me and @xpouii).

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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My new Good Omens fic based on @gleafer ‘s comic about Crowley havin huge boobs. My glorious return to the fandom writing space!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64745092

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My new Good Omens fic based on @gleafer ‘s comic about Crowley havin huge boobs. My glorious return to the fandom writing space!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64745092

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My new Good Omens fic based on @gleafer ‘s comic about Crowley havin huge boobs. My glorious return to the fandom writing space!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64745092

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Crowley referring to Gabriel, Michael, and the others not as "angels" but as (the honestly more accurate) "angelic entities" in front of Aziraphale is such a wonderful bit of flirt.

Crowley very deliberately not using "angel" to describe anybody else as a nod to Aziraphale that Crowley's romantic pet name for him is a word that he sees as belonging just to Aziraphale is really sweet.

Romancing his angel and shading angelic entities have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite.

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Somethin' Stupid - Chapter 1

The story of four individuals who learn to build trust and strengthen bonds between each other. A slice of life a/b/o romantic comedy with angst and plenty of spice!

(Originally began as RP between the authors, me and @xpouii.)

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blame the angel. those were very clear instructions, after all.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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There's Magic (And Effort) In It

Nick and Ellis spend the Christmas season with their daughter, Gianna. There's lots of sugar, magic, and grown men running around to make it the best holiday for their little girl.

I never end up getting things done in time for the holidays, so here is my attempt. This is set in my Nellis Family AU and it's sweet to be back in this au with this adorable family for a little bit. Happy Holidays, everyone.

I churned this out in a few days, it's not my best work at all but I hope it's at least cute and enjoyable for readers!

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"That man is the pride of Georgia, and America's greatest natural resource. If the laws of nature allowed it, I would bear that man's children."

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I just wanted to do a study on Gibbs. No other self-indulgent reason at all.

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WHERE IS IT

CALM YOUR TITS HERE YOU GO 😭

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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

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He wants to order.

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I’ve made the love of my life on tumblr technically.

reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.