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Not ready to go back to work. I need more time with my kids. I swear, family leave is going to end up being what radicalizes me.

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This kid is a fucking menace. Also he's fine.

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The catharsis of screaming old pop punk while half lit at my coworkers while driving back from a work conference. Life can be ok.

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The single most important thing in my life.

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This is my only shout into the void social media, and I'm ok with no one seeing this.

My son, I can't express how happy I am to have met you. I will never find the words to express how proud of you I am. From your grunts preceding your dirty diapers, to your shrieks at 3 AM, I'm proud of you.

I miss you sleeping on my chest countless hours of the day, but I'm so happy to have you active and attentive to the world, and it shall be happy to meet you too.

You are the most awesome thing to ever happen to me, and I cannot wait to see who you will become. You are my greatest accomplishment.

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Being a dad is so fucking rad

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Being a new dad is just the coolest shit. Watch them grow, find the things they like, take care of them physically, support them emotionally, try to find the new normal, start to reclaim your hobbies. This has been the best year of my life.

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In the words of the Chainsmokers, Memories...Do Not Open

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The look of satisfaction after knocking a SPENSIVE laptop off the chair

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Life can be hard.

Thank God for dog glitter and the beach.

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1 month. 4 days off. Over 200 hours. Same people who don't give a shit about their job. At least I got my doggies

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S06E10 - “Good Damage”

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Can I stay on the phone with you at least?

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I got your letter and I haven’t read it yet, but I’m going to and… It’s really great to hear your voice… your voicemail voice. Just give me a call. It’s BoJack.