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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.
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Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.
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hell yesssss thank youuuuu for the reminder micheal my man gonna splurge with this one boys I totally forgot about my cent #mycent
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"this meeting could've been an email" but instead it's "this ship war could've been a threesome"
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