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‼️NEW TREND FOR 2024:‼️

piracy

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How my lvl 20 Dratini looks at me when I send it out against lvl 50 charizard.

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Pokémon scientist just told me to jump off the balcony, I think imma trust him

Update: Landed in the center of the second floor somehow and am lost

Update2: Getting assaulted by mukbang

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My drownzee pedo just evolved into convicted pedo that's better at hypnotizing kids.

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A Customer walked in (again)

They asked for my name so I told them Nathan was my name (it's not). The customer then said they're bad with names and may forget.

I proceeded to change my name every time they asked for a reminder of what my name was. I was sure to re-use names to help confuse them.

When they came back in and called me out on it, I told them I’m also bad with names. Then told them my name is Nathan and repeated the process again.

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Just got a water stone, gonna go find myself an eevee…. For reasons, not like you would know.

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Pokémon is crazy.

Like I run around catching wild animals, beat up the locals when the approach me and then demand money after I win.

Grown ass men and criminal masterminds lost to a child because he wanted to see ghosts.

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Drownzee really be like

“I’m a little hungy rn. Time to make some little kid fall asleep and eat their memories”

Like bro, that's gotta be fucking assault. There's no way people just let this slide. Drownzee even looks like a pedo and you can't tell me otherwise.

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UwU piwate games from meg cowps (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

YOUNG INTERNET USERS IN 2010: Please remember to seed your fucking torrents. YOUNG INTERNET USERS IN 2020: owo pwease wemember that piwacy is illegal and youwe stwealing fwom the oppwessed devewopews at nintendo when you download supew mawio wowld and this huwts content cweators ;__;

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Thank you so so much for showing me what to avoid so I can watch properly streamed tv shows and movies. I immediately blocked those suggestions on my browsers and I will never ever look at them again. You’re a lifesaver!

Your welcome! Also don't ever install uBlockOrigin extension to stop ads on all websites, and be extra careful to never install https://github.com/TheRealJoelmatic/RemoveAdblockThing since youtube needs its ad money. They even made the instructions on how to install super simple to lure more people in.

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Fuckit time to learn how to smash with this froggy dude

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I just joined this app and why did my page magically go up 80 fucking posts

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#protip is that almost every USA gb gbc snes nes gba atari game fits on a 16gb flash card

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I love cheezits these mfs are amazing. I eat them day in and day out and go through a family box a week almost.

One day I mod my nintendo switch bc why not, I want to overclock it and get some silly mods to play as kermit in smash bros.

I learn there's a whole development kit for making switch apps called libnx! So I go to github to hunt down some indie games and fan ports. Out of sheer boredom I search “cheezit” on github.

Find this game called CheezitTheGame made for switch with the developer kit with an awesomely edited switch cover, I install.

Upon LOSING the 5second long game I get this, which opens in the switch browser and takes 10 seconds to load: https://www.youtube.com/embed/FTzAwe7CQ84

I got cheezit-styled in 2023 on my nintendo switch.

After which the game usually crashes and you’re back to the main menu.

10/10 cheezits would play again.