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//some people can just go and fuck themselves

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pick up lines sentence meme

send in a pick up line to my muses ( perfect for valentine’s day too )

‘ did you sit in a pile of sugar? because you have a pretty sweet ass. ‘

‘ im not a photographer but i can picture you and i together. ‘

‘ i was feeling a little turned off today , but you definitely turn me on. ‘

‘ are you a fruit? because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? ‘

‘ sorry but you owe me a drink … because when i looked at you , i dropped mine. ‘

‘ do i know you? because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. ‘

‘ i was blinded by your beauty. i’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ‘

‘ you look so familiar … didn’t we take a class together? because i could’ve sworn we had chemistry. ‘

‘ do you like nintendo? because wii would look great together. ‘

‘ you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line. ‘

‘ i thought happiness started with an h. why does mine start with u? ‘

‘ four plus four equals eight. but you plus me equals fate. ‘

‘ babe , your beauty makes this morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. ‘

‘ charizards are red , squirtles are blue , if you were a pokemon , i’d choose you! ‘

‘ there’s only one thing i want to change about you, and that’s your last name. ‘

‘ your lips look so lonely … would they like to meet mine? ‘

‘ i like legos , you like legos , why don’t we build a relationship? ‘

‘ people call me [muse name] , but you can call me tonight. ‘

‘ kiss me if i’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist , right? ‘

‘ there must be something wrong with my eyes , i can’t take them off of you. ‘

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//Reblog if your MUN is a female.

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PSA: You don’t need to apologize for being inactive.

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Make your dreams a priority. Make your mental health a priority. Make your relationships a priority. Make your happiness a priority. Make yourself a priority.

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❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

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⊱asks for muns with a multimuse or more than one muse⊰

is there a muse that you wish gets more attention?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your favorite muse?

which muse is the trickiest to get into character for?

is there a muse that not a lot of people roleplay with?

if you HAD to choose, who’s your least favorite muse?

which one of your muses have you been playing the longest?

which one of your muses has the most ships?

what is each of your muses otps? notps?

why were you drawn to each one of your characters?

which muse is the most fun to write for?

is there another muse you’ve been thinking of adding or writing for? who?

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

what’s a weird headcanon you have for each of your muses?

which muse has the most aus or verses?

can you sort your muses from youngest to oldest?

which muse is most willing to fight another muse?

do your muses get along with each other?

would you ship any of your muses together? who?

for each muse, is there a character you wish had a blog so you could interact with them?

have you ever considered making a multimuse/is it easier having a multimuse?

which muse is the most problematic towards other muses?

which muse is most likely to make new friends?

which muses’ fandom do you like the best?

is there someone playing the same muse/s as you and you really look up to them?

which muse do people send the most asks for?

which muse is most likely to have kids?

is there a rule that someone keeps breaking for your muses?

can you sort your muses from weakest to strongest?

which muse are you considering deleting?

most importantly, are you having fun playing each one of your muses?

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//what a weird day today is already

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//getting a mental breakdown, ready to throw my computer off a cliff

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This is your permission to flirt with my muse.

Send them bad pick up lines. Give them a kiss. Wiggle your eyebrows. HAVE FUN.

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protective sentence starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Don’t you hurt a single hair on his/her/their head.”

“Hands off!”

“What do you think you’re doing to him/her/them?”

“I’ll never let you go.” / “Don’t ever let me go.”

“Don’t ever leave my sight again.”

“I got your back.”

“Where are you going? It’s not safe out there!”

“Do you trust me?”

“Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”

“Hey, it’s cold outside. At least wear a jacket.”

“I’d die for you.”

“You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

“Get behind me NOW.”

“Here, I have an extra weapon.”

“Duck, you idiot!”

“Go on without me.”

“Well what did you expect would happen while you’re walking alone at night? Come on, let’s get you away from that creep.”

“Hey. Pal. I’ve got a gun/knife/fist/weapon and I’m not afraid to use it.”

“You can stop hugging me now.”

“You scared the shit out of me. I’m never going to stop hugging you.”

“Quit babying me! I can protect myself.”

“I’ll always be there to save you.” / “I know you’ll always be there to save me.”

“If you even THINK about touching him/her/them, I’ll kill you.”

“[choked up] I thought I lost you.” / “[choked up] I never thought I’d see you again.”

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KINK RATING TIME!!

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it! 

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

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It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!

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reblog and tag the languages you speak/understand in order of proficiency!!

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.