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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

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the fact that he knows EXACTLY what he just did and is trying to play it off 

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>Yunho<

You were finally going on a date with your crush Yunho and you were still pinching yourself every 3 minutes to make sure it's not one of those dreams.

You didn't really feel that nervous until he appeared in front of your door like this:

Being the gentleman he is, Yunho offered you his hand and closed the door behind you. He was shamelessly staring at you, lost in your eyes and he still couldn't believe how lucky he was.

You went to the beach for your first date and ate some nice ice cream (of course he paid), and after that you sat on the sand and talked for so long. At one point his hand slided around your shoulders, pulling you a bit closer. You could hear his heart and it was beating even faster than yours.

Yunho: This moment I imagined so many times in my head but never actually believed it would happen..

You: Why not?

Yunho: Are you kidding? You're so beautiful and sweet and just too perfect, I was so scared to approach you in the first place.. I've always had a crush on you ever since you told me you like my hair 2 years ago.. Remember? When we first met.. *you nodded smiling* Everything about you just makes me go crazy. And my friends kept telling me I have no chance because you'd never fall for someone like me-

You: Woooah, I will stop you here! Yunho how dare you think that way, you are literally in my head for as long as I've known you.. You are so talanted and smart and handsome, I must be blind to not fall for you, do you know how I felt when you asked me out, I nearly died I- *you noticed he was just staring at you*

You: *laughs* What?

Yunho: I just- I really want to kiss you right now.

You froze. Your eyes almost fell off your face and your heart skipped a lot of beats. Yunho waited, he didn't rush anything. You stayed silent for a little too long and noticed he was starting to regret.

So you did it. You put both your hands on his neck and slowly connected your lips. He was shocked but he quickly took the lead. You felt his hand gently touching your cheek and slowly sliding to the back of your head, deepening the kiss. When you pulled away from each other, he smiled and pecked your lips again. Yunho pulled you in for a hug and kissed the top of your head. Right there, on the beach, hugging him, you felt whole. You were happy and safe in his arms and you you were so sure now that you're in love with this boy.

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everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

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Hongjoong, walking in to find Seonghwa with his head in his hands and Yeosang hugging his head to comfort him: what...what happened?

Seonghwa: they won't...they won't stop, Hongjoong....they've been going at it for over an hour...

Hongjoong: w-what...?

Yunho + Maknae Line, in the kitchen:

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Wooyoung: You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

Yeosang: You can dance, you can jive, but you can't go outside

Seonghwa: See that girl, watch that scene, but only through a screen

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Hello! I just want to say that I love your blog! Your imagines are so cute and funny please don't stop what you're doing❤💛💞💙✨☺ Do you take requests? Hahah it's fine if you don't. Hope you're having an amazing day/night ✨Stay safe sweetheart! 💙

Hello, thank you so so much, I'm happy that you like my blog, even though it's nothing special.. ❤️🥺🥺 I do take requests, feel free to tell me what you wanna see and I will make do! 💙💙💙 Thank you again for your kind words, it really means a lot to me! 😭💖💖

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THE 16 PERSONALITY TEST is generally based on the personality indicator developed by Katharine Cook Briggs and her daughter Isabel Briggs Myers. Their development of the test occurred in the 1940s and was built upon psychological research performed by Carl Jung in the 1920s. The type test is based on a series of questions that gather information on how a person usually responds or relates to various situations.

The answers to these questions are calculated to determine the person’s individual personality type. Important insights can be gained by understanding personality type, such as optimal career choice, better romantic partnerships, and paths to personal growth.

Personality Types: Tests that sort people into 16 different types which are organized by four pairs of opposite traits. 

These pairs are:

Extraversion (E) and Introversion (I)

Sensing (S) and Intuition (N)

Thinking (T) and Feeling (F)

Judging (J) and Perceiving (P)

One of each pair is combined to create a 4-letter abbreviation for each personality type, such as:

ESFP: extraversion (E), sensing (S), feeling (F), perception (P)

INTJ: introversion (I), intuition (N), thinking (T), judgment (J)

These personality traits are grouped into four categories that describe the way in which a person interacts with the world. Everyone experiences both traits in each pair, but usually one is more dominant than the other in the 16 personality test.

Extraversion (E)

Extroverts are energized when in the company of other people, unlike Introverts who are usually reserved, quiet, and prefer to be by themselves. Extroverts like speaking their minds and thrive in social situations. They are usually popular and well-liked by other people. Extroverts may feel down and become drained if they’re not in the company of others for too long.

Introversion (I)

Introverted people are quiet, reserved, and more comfortable being alone than an Extroverted person. Introverts prefer to rely on themselves for entertainment rather than seeking interaction or stimulation from others. They are usually self-sufficient and would rather work alone than in a group. Socializing drains an Introvert’s energy, and they need alone time to recharge. Because of this they put less emphasis on socializing and social skills than an extrovert would.

Sensing (S)

Sensing individuals place great emphasis on what they see, touch and experience in the real world, unlike Intuitive people who would rather live in their imaginations. Prioritizing facts and practicality, those with a Sensing character are outward-looking and prefer not to deal with philosophical ideas or introspective ponderings. They would rather focus on what they can concretely experience with their senses.

Intuition (N)

Intuitive individuals put emphasis on imagination and ideas, rather than what is actually in front of them. They tend to prioritize introspection and dreaming, and oftentimes feel like they do not belong or live in the real world. Unlike Sensing individuals, who enjoy seeing, touching and experiencing the world, intuitive people are inward-focused and prefer living in their own heads. While Sensing people like facts and practicality, Intuitive individuals tend to lean towards allusions, read between the lines, and analyze things at greater depth.

Thinking (T)

Thinking individuals are objective, rational, and logical. Their decisions and actions are usually governed more by their minds than by their hearts. Many people often judge Thinking people as lacking emotion, but that is not true. They can be just as emotional and sensitive as the Feeling group, but feelings are not their main priority, and they can hide their emotions or prevent them from coming to the surface. They prioritize facts over feelings.

Feeling (F)

Individuals with the Feeling trait care more about emotions and expressing them than what is deemed rational or logical. However, this does not mean that Feeling types are irrational; it only means that those with this trait are more likely to express their emotions, as compared to Thinking individuals who prefer to suppress their emotions. Those who focus on feelings and expressions of emotion tend to be more open-minded, vocal, empathetic, and sensitive.

Judging (J)

Those with the Judging trait tend to strategize and plan before they act. They’d prefer a thought-out plan over going with the flow. They are organized, reliable, responsible, and have very good work ethics. They are always prepared, armed with checklists and contingency plans. They are likely to commit to future plans, but may forget to live in the present.

Perceiving (P)

People who have the Perceiving trait rather than the Judging trait value their sense of freedom. They do not want to be tied down to a specific activity or commitment if they think there is something better that is worthy of their time. They are excellent in spotting new opportunities, and they grab them whenever they can. They are good with improvisation, even in emergency situations. They take life as it comes and feel stifled if forced to stick to a schedule.

More than the Sum of Its Parts

Each whole personality type is more than the sum of its traits. In addition to each of the four main traits of each profile, further personality insights from the personality test emerge when the combination of those traits are taken into consideration.

For example, a person with the combination of Thinking (T) and Intuition (N) will behave differently than someone with the traits of Thinking (T) and Sensing (S). The combination of Thinking and Intuition reflects someone who is often in their head, thinking about all the different possible circumstances or even fantastic ideas. But someone with the Thinking and Sensing traits, who may also be often lost in their own thoughts, will be relying on their senses instead of their intuition, and their ponderings will be rooted in the current state of reality.

Test your personality and discover more about yourself. 

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Kun: So you are suggesting Clowns are aliens sent to prepare for the inevitable Clow invasion leading to Clownageddon?

Lucas, with absolute certainty: Yes.

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If you see this please help in any way💜

Hello everyone! Hope you are all being healthy and safe with all this sickness going around. I am a 19 year old, broke college student. I am looking to buy myself a crappy car so I can be more independent and not have to rely on my abusive parents. My dad is physically abusive and my mom is verbally abusive. I’ve handled it pretty well for the past 19 years because I thought that was love, but the more time I spend with them the worse my mental health gets. I only recently realized that I was living in an unhealthy environment. My parents never let me have a job because they wanted me to rely on them and I need to move out of this place as soon as possible. I secretly got a side job that’s helping me earn some money, but very slowly. It’ll take me about a year until I can have my own place and until then I’ll just live in a car so I am begging you to please help me in anyway you can. I would be grateful for even a penny. If you truly can’t spare me anything then please just repost this so others can see it. Thank you so much and have a great day!

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Reblog and see what you get :D

PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

FUSHIA: I wish we were friends in real life.

COOL GREY: You make me go asdfghjkl.

RED: I love you with a burning passion.

GREY: I wish you would notice me.

PINK: I think you should follow me.

TEAL: We have a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.

YELLOW: FUCK ME PLEASE.

WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.

GREEN: I think you’re cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I don’t like you.

NONE = nobody likes you lol

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It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…

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Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

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I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

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It always creeps me out...

…that no matter

how close

you get

the pupil

seems to

devour light

like a black hole

it reflects no light

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