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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related

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I feel like one of the reasons why the US is Like That is the difference between countries and states. Because apparently when you're nominally still the same country, different states can pull absolute bullshit on each other that would not fly in relations between two countries.

Like if idk Belgium decided "hey we have this huge homelesness problem that we've been neglecting for decades while allowing it to get progressively worse, but we figured out how to fix it: we're loading all the homeless people onto buses and moving them across the border to France", the french response wouldn't just be "aw naw ugh I wish they couldn't do that :/"

It'd be "hey buddy that's really funny, do you want to see how fast we can get tanks on the streets of your capital?"

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7/30/25

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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It’s a gallery of all these different shown in a non-sexualized way and idk it’s kinda damaging to be seeing the same conventionally perfect boobs in every kind of media so its a refreshing insight into how diverse breasts really are.

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i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

(tip jar! // comms status)

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This week, get caught in the spider’s web.

Check out the incredibly detailed view our Hubble Space Telescope captured of the Tarantula Nebula! This cosmic spider resides in the Large Magellanic Cloud, a dwarf galaxy located about 160,000 light-years away in the constellations Dorado and Mensa. The Tarantula Nebula is the largest and brightest star-forming region, not just in the Large Magellanic Cloud, but in the entire group of nearby galaxies to which the Milky Way belongs. It's also home to the most massive stars known, some roughly 200 times as massive as our Sun.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

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Detroit Free Press, Michigan, August 29, 1939

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i know its been a while since it came out but im preeetty sure this is exactly how CATWS ended

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forget mammoths, bring back dire wolves! wolves but bigger, what could go wrong. while we’re on the subject why not make some other animals dire. i’d love to see a dire iguana or something

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Please share liberally.

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a minotaur is 60 secontaurs

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I was thinkin about the guy with two penises and I was like woah imagine two boobs then I was like wait

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Blue State leftists will be like "my elected official's endorsement of minority rights was insufficiently enthusiastic, both parties are the same!" Meanwhile in a Red State your Facebook chats can be subpoenaed to convict you of the crime of accessing medical care.