Me on my deathbed: I loved… *borat voice* my life (closes my eyes and shits myself to the ethereal realm of the heavens)
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this is making me insane. time flies when you're a faggot
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happy birthday to DS (Dark Souls)Â
and DS (Door Stuck)
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wheres that one green text post from 4chan of the guy that was at the club and didnt know how to dance so he just did a bunch of gun reload animations from different games
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Anon visits webpages in 2022
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the pyramids werent built in one day
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Every time I open my inbox I see that ask where an anon tried to call me the f slur but misspelt it horribly and I laugh every time. I don’t have the heart to delete it
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he posted this less than an hour ago
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fuuuuck i left my mic unmuted at work for 10 mins by accident and my computer chair kind of sounds like really big creaky farts whenever it moves and i was chewing gum hella hella hella loud on the open mic and rocking around and shifting and like humming and the chair was creaking so much they probably thought i was sitting there ripping ass like it’s nothing chewing so crazy loud what a hog
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