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thought this screenshot made him look like he has a bun or a small ponytail and decided to roll with it

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absolutely not purpletrap can solo goku atleast

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ark of the covenant

Happy Thorne Thursday

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well that's a new one

Elder Vexley? Prex?? Eh, you get the awful idea.

For your consideration: Elders Vex and Pressley. And yes, this is, of course, because I love PatCap. BUT, this time, Jim gets to be the militant old grump and Ben the silly goose of the two.

Plus, they're both PERPETUALLY hammered, so I feel like they'd have great chemistry... Or at least be too drunk to care that they don't.

And unlike the Captain and Pat, who play Cricket with the single braincell they share when together, these two actually actually deplete the intelligence of all those around them as well.

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elvis was a lizard person created by the CIA in order to brainwash the american population into liking music

Elvis was not a real person

I'm 99.9% sure that he was made by the US Goverment to keep the White people in check or something along the lines of that.

I say this as a non-American who lives another continent away, has never listened to an Elvis song (or a snippet longer than 3 seconds), & whose only knowledge of Elvis is by cultural osmosis from shit like this

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this reminds me of that one The Economist video where they just massively screwed up the geography of europe for no reason

My dream last night featured a really fucked up alternate version of geography.

Finland was?? Above Norway somehow?? Sweden was exactly where it should be but half of the place where Finland should be was just ocean and the other half was Long Estonia. Denmark was massive, like it'd absorbed most of The Netherlands and part of Germany, but no-one wanted to go there. There was like a running joke in my dream that Denmark is awful and no-one wants to ever go there even for a visit, and if you asked anyone to explain, they'd just say "Denmark knows what it did." And Iceland was so close to Scotland that they were building a bridge.

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uh oh! bad decision, pressley!

yonderland analog horror with extra scary sauce please

I'm gonna be honest i just wanted to draw Nestor

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shitter users 🥱🥱🥱🥱

I hate how Xitter-oids will reply/qrt to anything with something along the lines of "focus on real problems LMAO", any amount of compassion is to be approached by somebody who'd like to bring themselves up as any better

Why am i talking about Xitter users like they're a hivemind? I know there's people who do care, & this is present across anywhere witj room for social interaction, what is wrong with me

Does 5 am count as before that "never trust your thoughts past 9 pm" ends or what? I should get up

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elder flower

At work with my friend and we evidently to name characters from each others fandoms. Bad idea, apparently. So yeah, the elders apparently have new names now, here they are:

"Elder flower": (we were talking about him so makes sense that they were mostly correct)

"Vampire man":

"Looks like the teapot from beauty and the beast":

"He's the chandelier":

"Wannabe lesbian":

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happy girthday! i grant you the ability to activate 5 sinkholes in south america at any time

Happy Birthday to Ian（myself）

I've made a new pfp ……

There's a few more variations of it, though I kept in mind the hypothetical scenarios where i'd look silly with this pfp on while making it yesterday

You can see there's a few alterations to his design from prior, it's a bit more similar to what he's based off of now hhh

以前的pfp ^^^ …ugly… (个_个)

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woolworth

Yonderland their list but ranking based off of how fruity they are, pretty self explanatory really.

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yonderland infection au!!!!

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lovely

In response to your last post, I think it would be super awesome if you drew flowers and ho tan together!! They're besties fr <3

This is dumb as hell but i don't care

I do remember my mum tried making boba once, we ended up just eating the balls because i guess she messed up a step & it all ended up as one big clump of chocolate pudding …… lol

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it's called dark humor you wouldn't understand

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there was an ant on my arm and i crushed it

i’m fully convinced that elder flowers from yonderland is 100% gay like he’s always trying to convine the other elders to take off their robes

also him and elder pressley had something going on

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do with what

Do "Yonderlandian" Humans differ much from regular Humans?

Does yonderland have the internet, somehow? (Maybe something like from Historical Desktops)

What does Yonderland look like from space

Why wasn't dumb shit like this ever explored upon……

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six idiots at freddys

my ass is NOT surviving all five nights at the taskmaster house 💀