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The Kitsune is an Insomniac
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 6 hours ago
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Soft tips Brush against one's lips Sweetness It overwhelms the senses Fingers Pressed into the skin Warmth Send shivers throughout Nowhere Everywhere Forth And Back Succumb to mind numbing senselessness Fade to black
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 1 day ago
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"In my opinion they ate him" type shit
a list of variations on the "i got hungry" joke
a statement (implying that one has made a food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's my cookie?
A: i got hungry
a joke (implying that one has made an absurdly large food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's my whole roast turkey?
A: i got hungry
an absurd joke (implying that one has made a consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the printer paper?
A: i got hungry
a really absurd joke (implying that one has made a non-consumable non-food item incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the printer?
A: i got hungry
an insane joke (implying that one has made a sentient being incapable of being found by eating it):
Q: where's the baby?
A: i got hungry
a really insane joke (implying that one has made several sentient beings incapable of being found by eating them):
Q: where did my classmates go?
A: i got hungry
a mostly nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular location but capable of being found elsewhere by eating it):
Q: why is the nail clipper here?
A: i got hungry
a nonsensical joke (implying that one has made a non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):
Q: why are the lights off?
A: i got hungry
a really nonsensical joke (implying that one has made an unalterable non-food item incapable of being found in its regular state but capable of being found in another state being by eating it):
Q: why is it raining?
A: i got hungry
a non-sequitur (answering an unrelated question):
Q: what time is it?
A: i got hungry
an absurd non-sequitur (answering an unrelated statement):
Q: my favorite color is blue
A: i got hungry
a really absurd non-sequitur (answering completely unprompted):
Q: ...
A: i got hungry
a declaration (to whom? to nobody. to nothing):
A: i got hungry.
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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Anyone have advice for picking out names as a trans person??????
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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I have other things going on in my life that aren't my wife I SWEAR, guys. I'm so sorry. You can boo me, but I will not stop talking about her until my last dying breath. I hope my fandom posts and shit posts in between posts about her are enough to not annoy you, though.
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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I miss my friends deeply. I wish i could throw a party and have all of them there and just hug them and enjoy dancing with them and chatting with them. I miss them all.
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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Sometimes...I want to say that my girlfriend is like some type of angel that fell out or heaven. But I think it's even cooler that she's just a human that turned out this extremely awesome. She's not some higher being that was made to be good and perfect and serve some deity or anything. She's just like this. She grew into this amazing person, despite everything. That is awesome. She is lovely. I am very happy she exists.
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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My mom walked into my room while I'm so obviously in the middle of crying and then stayed and started looking at stuff and I felt really bad asking her if she could please leave but I sincerely did not want her around in that moment. It was really funny. It was like watching a little child with no awareness
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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LEIF. LEIF. IF YOU'VE BEEN MESSAGING ME, MY PHONE IS NOT FUNCTIONING!!! LEIF!!! I LOVE YOU!!! I'M NOT IGNORING YOU!!!! LEEEEEEEIFFFF!!!
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xx-obliviousfantasy-xx · 2 days ago
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Asked one of the scariest questions of my life today. Took me five minutes to say like 10 words but immediately felt super relieved and cried about it so that's nice. It's very nice to have that answer now. And know that, at least at this moment, it is a potential option and sentiment that is shared.
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