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Rasa: Do you hate me?

Shikamaru: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was trapped in a room with you, Orochimaru, and Sasuke, I'd shoot you twice.

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does inojin beat the blond allegations???

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guys do you think shikadai would listen to classical music

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you ever read a fic premise and you're like mannn that's so angsty how could you do that to them (opens it)

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Temari is stronger than me fr, cause why is every person in her family a man???

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id like to thank every single person who has ever contributed to the shikajin tag on ao3 or literally anywhere

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I think about that trend on tiktok that was like seeing my partners baby pictures and wanting to kick their parents ass again for treating them the way they did. anyways shikatema

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all my problems were solved the day i found out about ao3 dark mode

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at this point this is as finished as this will ever get😭

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they made the charms together :)

based on this by @themidnights0ngart !

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It brings me endless joy that Shikamaru canonically loves to embarrass Shikadai just to be an asshole

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Shikamaru definitely knows his trees like the type of wood yk? And he would teach Shikadai

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i keep thinking about @cherrydyedsocks streamer au like imagine the whole friend group are streamers shikadai and boruto w the gaming content and then theres chocho and sarada doing baking streams and like small vlogs like oh my gosh I cant stop thinking about it.

And of course theres Inojin who’s editing everyone’s videos. Obviously he edits shikadai’s videos but I can imagine him also editing chocho and boruto’s videos.

Like just imagine their viewers not knowing they all know each other and not knowing the mystery editor they all love also edits other peoples videos. So then in chocho or boruto’s video theres something that references an inside joke that would be between shikadai fans and mystery editor and now the people who are fans of both are like hm thats weird.

And eventually one of them (shikadai cause i see him getting more popular than boruto)gets asked if they all know eachother and he’s just like “oh yeah we’re all friends and mystery editor also edits their videos”

then people start asking for them to do a stream all together and chocho forces boruto, sarada, inojin and shikadai to do it. The stream would just be them hanging out and playing games and maybe a potential face reveal for inojin instead of just a baby picture. But I can see the face reveal being an accident like maybe inojin’s fixing smth and it falls then it shows his face smth like that

anyway this was my yap session I cant keep telling my friends this they dont even know who im talking about 🥀 so its here now

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Important hokage business can’t be done alone

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Temari but she was (still is) a girly girl like i can imagine her forcing kankuro to have a fancy tea party with her when they were kids.

like kankuro would be somewhere in his room then the door slowly opens and you know what he sees? A mini temari holding up two tea cups just staring at him. He stares back. She starts whispering tea party in a menacing voice that shouldnt be used to threaten someone with a tea party.

Then next thing you know kankuro is sat on a chair holding a tea cup, with his pinky raised of course

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inoshikacho 17th are on a long mission like the type you have to sleep somewhere that isnt your own bed and shikadai is just in a bad mood the whole time since the mission got extended somehow.

someone (probably someone they meet during the mission) brings up how shikadai is so grumpy and inojin is just like

“yeah he just misses his bed… and his mom” then shikadai is over here like

“No I dont where did you get that from” while he very much does. His bed yes, his mom even more

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shikajin but inojin is trying to gaslight you and shikadai immediately agree w him