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well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
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dude Hunter Biden doing the Mario 64 triple jump high on crack in 2026 would not only save america but would save the WORLD
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it is nauseating to supposedly be "in community" with people who think the first and most important frontier of queer liberation is protecting gay people's equal right to participate in monogamous marriage and not, like, the staggering and fucking inexcusable rate of homelessness and economically-related sexual violence experience by trans women
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My mom: “my sweet, it’s time to go to bed”
Me (27): “okay mom, just one more video”
Mom: “fine… but only one, it’s late” (9pm)
Me: *sneakily laughing* “yeah, right… only one” ;)
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they should invent an extreme codependent lesbian situationship that's actually good for you
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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!
quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh
hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married
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