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my cousin gave me her old computer and it doesn’t crap out like mine so maybe I can come back to this and do the things? also how is the tumblr rp community these days? good? bad? dead? 

I have a SHIT TON of life updates but I won’t bore you with that right now :) just love me and convince me to sit on the computer for 7000 hours again

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*coughs into the void*

not saying i’m coming back, just randomly logged on here & know i still love you guys <3

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Jamie Dornan photographed by Jeff Hahn for ELLE UK

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thechaoskids

  ⭐️⭐️⭐️

YOUR BABY PICTURE WAS ON A BILLBOARD?!

YEEAAAHHH the hospital I was born at had just finished a new maternity wing, so me and the other 6 or so babies that were the first ones born in it were on an ad for the hospital that ran on a billboard :D

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⭐️ & ⭐️

I will go.to.town. on watermelon

If I ever decide that I want to be married, I want literally 0 fuss - just do the legalness and tell no one cause idgaf

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my baby picture was on a billboard

I’m only 5′2″ (3 on a good day)

I think possums are super cute

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for every '⭐️' i get, i will post a fact about myself!

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fuckin EXHAUSTED after taking mom to the airport & having lunch with bae (& standing in his store for an hour x-x) but I will try to be on a bit later after I rest and play some Mario <3

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life hack to roleplaying with me: if you’ve got a fucked up idea there’s a 8234768123763712% chance i’ll go for it. seriously. don’t test me.

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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dissimulaticn:

R: I haven’t slept with him yet so I have no idea.

S: So he definitely doesn’t exist. S: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you ;)

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xxunordinarilyxx:

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        [from:tate::] is someone butt-hurt, about being snarked at? awwe. grow the fuck, up; and learn how to say ‘please’, then.

        [from::tate::] you’re funny sebastian. you may come pick me up, in  approximately forty-five minutes. be waiting on me, and not the other way around. 

        [from::tate::] or you can forget about seeing me, for the rest of the week.

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S: I guess you don’t want your gift then. S: Too bad, it was expensive. S: I’ll just have to give it to one of those girls in your class. They’ve been texting me like crazy.

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dissimulaticn:

R: Funny.

R: his name is Andrew and he’s an actual dude.

S: That’s a terrible name. S: I bet he has a small dick.

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dissimulaticn:

R: it’s very pretty.

R: but I’m sure my boyfriend won’t appreciate me accepting it.

S: Boyfriend? Yeah right. S: How many batteries does he take?

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xxunordinarilyxx:

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        [from::tate::] of course, sebastian! i’m on my way, sir!

        [from::tate::] let me drop everything; to go over, and let you have your way with me! any other requests for me, before i rush over? 

        [from::tate::] that’s all sarcasm, for your information. i’ll come over, when you ask with manners.

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S: Speaking of manners, I thought we fixed yours. S: I’ll just come get you. I need to run the bike anyway.

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dissimulaticn:

R: jesus christ where did you get that

S: Does it matter? S: Do you want it or not?

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S: I’m back in town. S: Come over.