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hi i've been off of tumblr for less than 24 hours what's happening???

log back out bestie its not worth it

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my gender is the Minecraft enderman

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my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole

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new mountain dew baka blast because youre so stupid

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pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

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ash shares his social media account with pikachu. mostly its posts from ash about his pokemon but occasionally pikachu will make his own posts. these consist of extremely blurry pictures of ash from low angles with descriptions of absolute gibberish like "djdhdhdjd sjsjajsj ekwowiwysh sjsd soup x skdjsks s jsjssj"

pikachu's posts get more likes than ash's every time without fail

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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

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(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

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Via @whatcatsdid

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im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

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uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

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what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

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the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable… 

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her pussy radiates heat like a ps4

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anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called "better than sex" but this year they changed it to "almost better than sex" which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

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you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this