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it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there
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A boot-shaped house hidden deep in the UK forest.
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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem
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they invented a morally pure perfect person and they made her so nice and then piled on all the suffering that has ever existed in the world directly onto her. yeah forever
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Hm? What would I do with a time machine?
Uhhhh what school did you go to again? No reason.
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we staged a revolution and locked the princess in the dungeon but every time someone goes to check on her she's just like "this is great fun but i imagine it would be someone else's turn by now" and can't seem to understand she's not princess anymore. worst part is that more than once we've caught her on a stroll through the halls and learned she convinced the poor guard who brought her dinner that it was time to trade out, and when we imprison her again she just giggles and says "you truly prefer how your dear princess plays this game above the commoners? well then so it must be" and goes without a fuss only for it to happen again within the week. we can't even have her executed because she had all the guillotines dismantled to build her a special fort
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Seraphim Lily | untitled diary entry from Antimimon Pneuma, 1922
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THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING FR it’s the robots the rabbits and those that lieth betwixt!!
>wake up
>sleepyeepy.exe
>try to find MY jax's blog
>brain not fully loaded
>search 'jax' on tumblr
>THE FUCK YOU MEAN MY JAX ISNT THE FIRST AND ONLY RESU;T ON TUMBLR I WILL BLOW UP THE MOON
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