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I am so normal about Jesse Faden x Emily Pope

^ liar

^^ vibrating at 216 Hz

^^^ eating every fic she can get her metal hands on

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good riddance live

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i feel a normal amount of emotions about this fictional woman i promise

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we're fucked

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words from right out my mouth. I love you control (2019)

one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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I know this is a niche one but I can’t get it out of my head.

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

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as someone who’s favorite game is horizon THANK YOUUUU every time I see someone get mad at a woman for having NORMAL FACIAL HAIR my soul shatters

No one yapps like gamerbros complaining about video game women being "ugly"

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.