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Shoutout to Netflix for having the actual cat who plays Salem walk the red carpet at the premiere

I don’t know his name, but LOOK AT HIM

AN ICON

WE STAN

LOOK AT HIM WALK LIKE HE OWNS THE DAMN RED CARPET (he does)

AN EMMY WINNER FOR SURE

thanks for coming to my tedtalk

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Tony Stark: Hey Peter, I’m going to the store, you want anything?

Peter Parker, edgy Gen Z kid: A will to live.

Tony Stark, concerned adult:

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Hero.

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yes hi so you know how in one of the panels someone said “if u dont see a character much thats means they have a big arc coming up” so lol season 6 is kalteneckers prime time bitches

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I feel like fan fiction is the fast food of literature. I can see us walking up to the counter of archive of our own and going, “Hi, can I have a klance zombie au with extra angst and a side of fluff and no major character death?”

“Would you like to upgrade your order to a hurt/comfort fic?”

“Yes please.”

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you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

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So all my teachers are pretty much the best all thr damn time, but my most notable, and fun teacher has got to be my chem teach. Ill just list some stuff shes done

• Thrown markers at lucas for being a pervert

• Played the no-wifi dinosaur game for an entire class period durring testing week (a lot of kids were gone)

• Made our final exam this year watching “Flubber” and doing a lab

• Purposefullly groups the people with same names just because its funny

• Makes us go outside to work on sunny days becsuse its good for us

• Named the class hamster “orange chicken”

• Ate an entire cake in class

• Never loses her temper with any students and genuinly understands them and how they feel

Thank you, thank you, teacher appreciation week was recently so just thought a wholesome teacher story could be awesome ily all.

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“I’m off to SPINach class!” Jenny exclaimed, waving goodbye to her coworkers, leaving the office with her gym bag. The staff was concerned. Jenny was hallucinating again. It had been 19 days in a row.

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TFW you read a bunch of fanfiction and start to forget actual canon

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some biology memes courtesy my final study group

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an 100% unedited photo of me trying to fix the hole infinity war has left in my life:

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Slytherin/Hufflepuff quotes

hufflepuff: do you ever just get the urge to rant about your friends? I mean, look how beautiful they are!

slytherin: I get the urge to rant about how awful your grammar is in texts sometimes

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hufflepuff: I'm so mad! Why are guys so rude?

slytherin: who is he? cut his dick off

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hufflepuff: (after a blizzard) look at all this snow! it's so beautiful! *goes outside wearing shorts and a t-shirt to play in it*

slytherin: you're going to get hypothermia and die if you don't go inside right now, and I'm not going to be the one to drive you to the hospital when your fingers fall off from frostbite because I told you so

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shane and ryan every friday during buzzfeed unsolved

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you’re killing your dad peter

bonus:

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book!simon: bram is cute and grammatical, sidenote i wonder who blue is it’s probably my blackmailer

movie!simon: [@ every cute boy he meets] well we made eye contact so he’s definitely blue

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me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

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Celebrating Superb Owl Sunday