I have the biggest health bar, but you whack me with a stick once, and you'll have to sit there for 20 minutes while it completely empties.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(
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My face when I read articles on the Internet about romance and how the "average person" has at least 7 romantic relationships within their lifetime.
Meanwhile, my aroace ass who's never held hands or has ever reached any kind of romantic stage in my life, ever:
(Unless you count the 7 one off coffee dates I've had with one pan woman and 6 straight dudes who all ghosted me immediately afterwards. Huh.)
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Sire, the post did not break containment. I’m not sure we’ll have the resources to survive the harsh winter.
Reblog my posts boy
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day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin
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At least July is years away
You’re telling me June is next???? JUNE???
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You are loved.

Reference here
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guys. guys I just had a fucking vision of the next tumblr meme
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I was going to post a stupid pun involving the name of the band Imagine Dragons, but I literally just noticed that my rhyming dictionary lists "Italian" as a word that rhymes with "imagine", and it's completely displaced the original thought in my brain. Italian dragons.
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Please, no googling until after you’ve voted in the poll!

#In my mind#-trix is a real greek suffix and medications rarely use those in their names.#Zolfran? ✅#Xyzol? ✅#Zaltrix? ❌
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Good gracious. Good luck. Good riddance. Good job. Take one of these if you’d like as well.
Good morning. Good day. Good evening. Good nite. I'm saying whichever applies to you.
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studied up
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HIM:
Do you have a least favorite color?
Yes
No
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Imagine:
Dragons
imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨
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I think it’s full. Just a hunch.

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