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*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*
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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
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Going to install this in my car to keep me awake during the long drives

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Going to install this in my car to keep me awake during the long drives

#minecraft#ah ha perry the platypus allow me to demonstrate to you the power of my cock and ball torture-inator
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Same energy
After the Con
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is it just me or is reinhardt just the ben 10 original series forever king but beefier
i mean
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if they were still around the dinosaurs that went extinct wouldnt have cool names like ‘pyroraptor’ and ‘tyrannosaurus’ wed call them tits and wankers and greater cocks and you know it
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Someone posted a photo of their mouse in this rat and mouse group I am in on fb and I can’t stop thinking about him

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im powerful. im a slut. what more could anyone want?
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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:

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