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writing onceler fanfiction is the only thing that gives me comfort nowadays. something about that 6'4 stick hits different
anyway ill try starting a new chapter tonight
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I literally hate that the onceler is one of my biggest comfort characters, I get so much flack for it by my friends HDHDHDHD
#the onceler#the lorax#onceler#i hate this#for why#what did i do#to deserve this#but like#biggering#it just slaps#so does#how bad can i be#i hate my mind
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Heisenberg x Reader fluff
"Mmmmmmm" you heard him groan in his sleep
You were awake again, 'insomnia a bitch' you thought to yourself.
You tried rolling out of bed but his grip on your waist was too strong
"Doll?" He questioned "what're you doing?"
"Oh, I can't sleep, I didnt mean to wake you, I know you have a lot of work to do in the morning and I didnt want you too be angry with me" you replied honestly
"Doll, why would you think something as stupid as that? I'll listen to you and be here even if I'm not in the mood, I wont ever be angry and if I am I sure as hell wont show you" he joked
"But that's the problem i want you to tell me if I did something wrong, I want you to be honest with me, ok?"
He wrapped his arms around you and put his head in the crook of your neck, his scruffy beard against your skin, it was itchy but you didn't mind.
"Ok, I'll be honest with you about those things" he said softly
His hand lightly grazed your waist as he pulled you closer.
"Hammy..." you said
"What did you call me?" He questioned the nickname
"Hammy... I wont say it if you dont-"
"No" he cut you off "I love it"
You trailed your hand along his chest feeling his warmth against you
He placed a hand against your cheek and pulled you in for a kiss
As you pulled away he put a hand in your hair to calm you down and help try and sooth you to sleep.
"Goodnight Doll, I love you" he said sweetly
"I love you too hammy" you replied before drifting off to sleep
#daddy heisenberg#karl heisenberg#heisenberg x reader#fluff#built different#i spent time on this#for why
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Onceler x Reader !fluff
The sun filtered in through your curtains
You looked next to you, your eyes met the sleeping body of your boyfriend
You weren't usually up first
Maybe you could make breakfast for once
You tried to get out of bed but he held you down by your waist
"Noooo" he said groggily
"I have to get up" you responded
"Can we stay in bed today?" He asked innocently
You thought for a second
"Okay, we can stay for a few more minutes"
"That's all I need" he said a smirk growing on his face
And like that he was on top of you
"WHAT THE HELL, ONCIE" you cried
"Mmmmmmm" he hummed into your neck
"I- I- what are you do- doing" your voice caught in your throat
He got off of you
"Just wanted to see your reaction" he smiled innocently
"Wha-" he cut you off with a kiss, as he separated he spoke
"I like your blush"
He walked away and started on breakfast
As you climbed out of bed still slightly flustered, you tripped over his guitar but you were able to catch yourself
"You ok?" He asked
"Yeah I'm fine" you replied
You dragged yourself over to the table. He placed a pancake on your plate, when you went to eat it, a barbaloot stole it off your plate
"God this is not my day" you yelled to yourself
He walked around the table and put his arm around you
"Its ok, if you want we could just lay in bed today? I'm fine with that" he smiled
"I'd like that" you spoke to him in your soft voice
You both ate breakfast and went to lay back in bed
He removed his shirt and climbed into bed with you
"Y/N... I need to come up with a nickname for you, how about... Marshmallow?"
"Works for me Oncie" you mumbled from under the covers
"You're not even listening are you?" He asked
"No, no I'm not" you said to him
"Ok" he conceded
He wrapped his arms around you and put his face in the crook of your neck
"I love you" he said
"I love you too"
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Onceler x Reader !angst
The smog in the sky
The muck in the water
The plants were dead
The trees were gone
He needed to be stopped
You thought he might listen to you
The Lorax knew he wouldnt listen to him so he requested you to talk to him
And here you were
Outside his office
His office
Knocking on the door felt so challenging
Bang bang bang
"Yes?" He spoke
"Oncie?" You said innocently
He opened the door
You entered
"What is it marshmallow?" He asked
You're voice shrunk
"I- I need to ask you something"
"Anything" he spoke, his voice reminding you of the man you fell in love with
"I- I- I need yo- you too stop this" you asked your voice as soft as a truffala tuft
"Marshmallow? I'm not gonna shut down my whole company just because you want me too" he replied slight anger in his tone
"I- I'm sorry" your voice shaking
"That stupid thing set you up to this didnt he? God if you're on his side I don't think I'll be able to handle this" he joked
"Oncie, I don't think this is right. I need you to stop"
"NO" he raised his voice "I am never going to stop turning truffula trees into thneeds no matter who asks"
"I'm- I'm sorry" you apologized
"Get out of my office" he said angrily
"Oncie I-" "Get out"
You went to walk down the steps down to the ground as you looked up you both watched as the last truffula tree fell
"Marshmallow?"
You couldnt bear to look at him
"I thought maybe... maybe I could stop this. But I should've known you wouldnt listen... you never do"
"I cant stay anymore"
It hurt to say but you couldnt look at him without feeling guilt, knowing you couldve stopped it
"I have to leave... I'm sorry"
"Marshmallow please" he pleaded for you to stay
"I love you"
"Please... don't leave me... I cant lose you too"
You looked him in the eyes and with one quick motion your lips collided for the last time. As you pulled away he trailed after you longing for your lips again.
"Goodbye"
As you turned away, tears threatening to fall but you tried to stay strong. Behind you, all you heard was him breaking down pleading for you to stay. But you couldn't.
As you walked away, you let the tears fall not knowing if he could hear you or not, or caring anymore.
You loved him and he loved you.
But you knew you couldn't be together forever.
#onceler#onceler x reader#why did i make this#why did i spend time on this#oncie#a mistake#i hate it here
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