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deuce is so cute too,,, he could just drag the dudes they're feuding with behind the nearest building and beat the shit out of them (something the rest of the group is also down for) but he just wants to make his mom happy and be an honor student,,, i really do like all twst characters but the first years have stolen my heart i fear <\3 <\3 <\3

no you don't understand officers that's my son,,, he's so feral,,, and the bunny costumes are so deeply unserious,,,, it endears me to him even more unfortunately </3

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no you don't understand officers that's my son,,, he's so feral,,, and the bunny costumes are so deeply unserious,,,, it endears me to him even more unfortunately </3

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tw - blood, mentions of death, slight kidnapping, and spoilers for dungeon meshi.

You could remember Laios once mentioning that dragons mate for life.

It would've been impossible to remember why he brought it up, whether you'd been foolish enough to ask him or if he'd offered the unwanted information in a more general conversation on monster behavior, but the fact stuck. Dragons, like most birds and reptiles, mated for life, and were unlikely to take another partner if their first died. You remembered thinking that it made sense, at the time. Like most monsters in the dungeon, dragons relied on a cycle of reincarnation and didn't age, meaning there was no environmental pressure to reproduce. And, even if it was only on some base, animalistic level, the reincarnation cycle meant that dragons knew their fallen mates would eventually return, even if they would have to wait a few months, a few years, a few decades. If you'd been a kinder person, you might've went so far as to call it romantic.

Dragons mate for life. You guessed that went for Falin too, now - or, the vicious creature that was wearing her face, at least.

You could only be thankful that you didn't have very long left to live.

You could feel it coming. Falin had managed to get you away from the battlefield, but you'd been injured in the fight - whether by her claws or an ally's sword, you couldn't be sure. Blood was rushing out of the deep gash stretching across your chest without reservation, soaking into the leather of your armor and pooling on the stone floor beneath you. You couldn't remember how you got hurt, and you couldn't remember how you'd gotten here, either - to a bell tower tall enough to overlook most of the abandoned city, decorated only with a few colorless feathers and bones you could only hope belonged to yet another wretched creature. Your vision was fogged and dim, your arms too heavy to raise and your legs too numb to move, but you were almost thankful for the paralysis - it kept the worst of the pain at bay. You were thankful to die, too, even if you knew you shouldn't be. There'd be no one to resurrect you, no one to drag your lifeless body back to the surface, but you didn't mind. If you died here, it would mean that you'd never have to find out just how many lives were ended because of a monster with Falin's face, her hands, her magic. If you died here, you'd never have to see the creature she'd become again.

You tried to close your eyes, to let go of the last of your strength before it could be taken from you forcibly, but the sound of talons scraping against stone brought what was left of your conscious back to the surface. With no small amount of effort, you managed to turn your head to the bell tower's largest window - or, more accurately, to Falin, perched on the stone ledge, taking care to tuck her wings against her side in a way that was not totally unsimilar to how she used to take precious seconds to comb her finds through the knots in your hair. Her wounds were still fresh, many of her ivory feather still soaked with red, and she was already looking at you, already smiling so gently that your heart might've beat a little faster, had it been able to beat at all. Despite yourself, you smiled back as you met her eyes. Your smile had never been quite as pretty as hers, of course, but she'd always liked it when you could pretend to believe it was.

Your kept your eyes locked with hers as she approached, the movements of her great body slow, only somewhat labored. The floor of the bell tower shook as she lowered herself to your height, her hand coming down to cup your cheek. You couldn't stop yourself. You leaned into her palm, into her warmth, letting out a rattling exhale as her thumb traced idle patterns into your skin. Maybe she would be kind enough to put you out of your misery a few seconds early, but even if she didn't, you wouldn't mind. So long as you could die in Falin's arms, you'd be happy.

Her lips didn't move. She didn't move. She said nothing, did nothing, and yet, with little more warning than a dull, green glow in the corner of your vision as warning, you felt warmth flood out of her skin and into yours. There was a single bolt of pure, unforgiving agony around the edges of your injury and then, nothing.

For a second, you let yourself believe that you were dead. Falin killed you, and you were dead. You had to be dead.

Your gaze shot back to Falin. Her smile didn't waver, but her hand fell away from your cheek and found your own. Tenderly, she brought to her chest and with her free hand, slid something onto your finger. It took you a moment to recognize the cold burn of chilled metal, the way the ring glinted gold when it caught the light. It was her ring - the ring you'd given her after Marcille's resurrection, the ring you'd fumbled into her palm as you asked her to marry you, then apologized for not having a matching pair.

And then, something hot and thick caught in your throat and you lurched forward, coughing into your hands. By the time you pulled away, your palms were fleshed with bloody tissue and the gash across your chest was gone, replaced with a blank expanse of exposed, in-tact skin. She'd healed you.

She refused to let you die.

She cupped your hand, when she was done, her eyes darting up to meet yours. When she spoke, her voice was hoarse, low, a poor imitation of something wonderful. If you hadn't been so terrified, you might've called it beautiful.

"My love."

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I'd let the winged lion hit tbh he has monster fucking privileges

i do not read the manga and therefore am not up to date on which monster are and are not fuckable, but tbh the anime if feeding me well enough right now. homicidal dragon fallin with dragon tits + bulge etc. etc.

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Yess I knew I wasn't the only thinking of yandere liaos! I can certainly see him obsessing over a sentient humanoid monster (I imagined a nymph kinda thing) like having notebooks about their anatomy from their hair and joints to the qualities of their blood or spit and even eating the fruits and flowers that grow from their head

ohhh actually you're so right for this. i can see the party at-large picking up one of the more human-like monsters (most likely a siren or harpy-adjacent creature) and who just,,, lacks the monstrous instinct to attack on sight or bite off the hand of a man who is very much feeling them up for science. you get along well enough with the other members of his party, and you just don't know enough about human customs to be wary of the way laios runs his hands over your scales/fur/features, to think it's strange when he asks for sample of your hair or saliva, to mention just how often you find him loitering over your bed mat at night when the rest of the party is asleep. maybe, when he starts asking about the courting rituals of your species, you'll be able to tell, but for now, it's better for everyone that you stay in the dark for a little longer <3

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Laios is such a silly guy but if given the chance he’d definately start licking off your blood on his armor and trying to pass it off as “well i dont know where my polishing rags are” while sweating out half of the water in his system if you catch him in the act

on one hand, i do think he generally has enough social awareness to know that you probably Would Not Like seeing your adventuring partner (who you are stuck in a large, but ultimately confined space with) sucking on your bloody, day-old bandages and not even jerking off about it, but i feel like social awareness does very little to make him not WANT to lick your blood off his sword and that is where the issue lies. part of me thinks that he, if he had the opportunity, he'd try to mix your blood/fluids into the rest of the group's meal because it can't be weird if everybody's doing it, but i think that might also be a touch too far. mayhaps he just likes to keep a vial on-hand to ""flavor"" his food/drinks with, when he doesn't think anyone's going to ask any questions about the weird, pink-ish tint to his water.

there are many options. unfortunately, though, he is going to be a freaky little guy in all of them.

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LISTEN LISTEN GOOGLE REVERSE NAGAS PLEASE

do not recite the ancient magic to me, witch. i was there when it was written.

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i know he's too sweet for it but yandere laios would engage in cannibalism as a form of love/lust. i just KNOW IT. like that childe concept from ages ago where he would try to sneak bodily fluids into each others food, but taken up several notches and consuming, like, a chunk of your calf.

actually anon you do kinda have a point,,,

laios seems like someone who loves very obsessively + tends to fixate on things that catch his interest very intensely and often to the point of self-endangerment, so while i don't think he'd go so far as to deliberately injure you for the sake of dicing up and sauteing your flesh, he does seem like the type to, if you ever lost a limb or a finger in a dungeon trap that he didn't (but could have) warned you about and was left alone with a part of your body you no longer needed post-healing, might just give raw meat a second try. the same goes for if he got your blood on his hands while bandaging your wounds (or on the blade of his sword after accidentally taking a sparing session too far),,, no matter how noble he may be, he's just not the kind of man who can see temptation in front of him and turn away methinks.

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Thistle force fed Laios fyi

huh. good for him ig. no strong feelings about that whatsoever.

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would demon-form sebastian from black butler count as monsterfucking? or do the heeled boots take too much away from the needed ‘otherness’ vibe?

the demon-form might count, but i'd say sebastian generally is exempted from all monster-fucking shenanigans. it's made pretty clear in the manga that sebastian is probably the most normal phantomhive servant, which ties into his characterization as sort of a tool for ciel to use to sorta fast-pass fetch quests and social interactions. i think the fact that 99% of people in-universe agree that sebastian is a conventionally attractive demon and that he's actually one of the less ostracized characters in the manga tragically exempt him from all monster fucking activities, regardless of the sluttiness of any boots he may or may not be wearing.

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after reading your presentation (beautiful, i agree) had a sudden thought about shrek in the first movie counting as monster-fucking. and not counting in the second and after that because he is humanized as narration perspective shifts. anyway. thanks to that one youtube video i didn't actually watch about shrek erotica. hope they cover this point in the book.

no bc shrek is literally blueprint monster fucking. a clearly inhuman creature considered to be dangerous and violently ostracized by the general population bonds with a more-or-less human partner over their shared feelings of otherness and isolation and eventually falls in love and saves his partner from a traditional-but-unhappy life. the sequels do get more murky but tragically shrek is pretty much blueprint monster fucking. i'm sorry for what this says about the community at large but unfortunately i much speak the truth.

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I beg of you head cannons on any 2000s horror protagonist ex. Billy loomis, patrick hockstetter , tate langdon , ron anderson , zane bennett ( i know he isnt horror related but he is hot asf and i cannot find any fics on him) , it doesnt need to be nsfw or sfw , whatever your comfortable with shall help my and other peoples needs 😭

i hate to tell you this but i really do only like men if they're animated T-T unfortunately when i see a generic white man doing freak shit and being greasy it just feels more like a hate crime waiting to happen than possible fic material. perhaps consider fulfilling these needs on your own.

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who do you think are the most jealous of the jjk yans? i’m having a hard time discerning if gojo is the type to take someone flirting you as a challenge, or if he’s the type to straight up kill the guy lmao

i don't know if he's necessarily the most jealous, but gojo definitely does respond the worst to jealousy. he's just so worried about losing you and he's already lost so much and he knows he wouldn't be able to take it if you left and he just. cannot differentiate between an actual, palpable threat to your relationship and the coworker who walked you home after a company event. straight-up murder is less of the first option he jumps to and more of the only option he considers, and he'll do it all while smiling and clinging to you and promising that he's only a little jealous that you've been spending so much time with your new friend.

it's not even that he doesn't trust you. he just knows that, if you ever tried to leave him, he wouldn't let you go without a fight. from his perspective, it's better to get rid of any potential romantic rivals before they realize just how precious you really are.

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Haven't checked it out yet, how come the homies hate Food Wars?

too much fanservice and not enough hygiene patrol. put your tits away and get a fucking hairnet you walking biohazards.

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can i ask where you found that pic of the hothothot (etc) guy on the "just a guy -> just a fish" scale or if it's a character from something please 🙏 it's a very pretty design :')

i just found the pic on my daily google images search for deep sea mermaids, but i believe the og comes from @.idaida_art on twitter and was posted here <3

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dungeon meshi. what is your opinion on dungeon meshi. who are u obsessed with.

tbh the whole cast is worthy of obsession. my beloved falin is very much soft yandere-coded.

i am obsessed with it!!! i really like cooking and shows about cooking (EXCEPT FOOD WARS!!! ALL MY HOMIES HATE FOOD WARS!!!) so dungeon meshi is like,,, the platonic ideal of a fun enjoyable time for me honestly. i haven't had very many yandere thoughts yet bc the main cast is,,, honestly just too sweet for that T-T, but i think i might start on the manga after this season ends and i have high hopes for specifically thistle, that weird beastman elf guy, and perhaps kabru. they seem like fucked up little guys.

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Found a neat essay you might be interested in

https://www.tumblr.com/winged-self-indulgence/736057319446740992/why-do-people-like-yanderes

honestly man i'm just here to be horny T-T i respect the art of essay-writing but sometimes you just don't want your fanfiction preference to be psychoanalyzed.