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Greetings bugs and worms!

This comic is a little different than what I usually do but I worked real hard on it—Maybe I'll make more infographic stuff in the future this ended up being fun. Hope you learned something new :)

If you are still curious and want to learn more about OCD, you can visit the International OCD Foundation's website. I also recommend this amazing TED ED video "Starving The Monster", which was my first introduction to the disorder and this video by John Green about his own experience with OCD.

The IOCDF's website can also help you find support groups, therapy, and has lots of online guides and resources as well if you or a loved one is struggling with the disorder. It is very comprehensive!

Reblog to teach your followers about OCD

(But also not reblogging doesn't make you evil, silly goose)

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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

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Harvard University

launched a free college course online that covers basic U.S. Government, understanding the constitution and how to recognize a dictatorship takeover.

Here is the link to the free course "We the People: Civic Engagement in a Constitutional Democracy"

https://pll.harvard.edu/course/we-people-civic-engagement-constitutional-democracy.

We understand that the current catalog of FREE COURSES at Harvard is being EXTENSIVELY EXPANDED, so you'll want to check their website from time to time to see which new courses are being added.

Government Courses | Harvard University

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Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics

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Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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Just between the two of us? I love writing flashbacks because I can insert so many hurtful details.

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Hawks mate for life

TW: Underage & suicidal references

You know how hawks mate by locking their talons and free falling together?  Well technically, the male and female hawks circle each other and then the male hawk dives then goes back to the female hawk. And if the female hawk liked what she saw then she would lock talons together with the male hawk and together, they would fall to the ground. 

Anyways that's how I see Hermes trying to court you. Since paiderastia/pederasty was a thing back then, the story he tells others what that he technically started courting you once you were seen as a woman and no longer a kid. Aka when you got your period. (When really he knew he wanted you a few years before it and only him and Hera know of it).

But for years, you weren't impressed by him. Always turning him down because you know that once he got in your pants he would leave. You know this because of the story your parents told you and because you remember the women who were seduced by gods and gone mad with grief when they stopped showing up after having their baby. 

You we're selfish. You already knew that your time with Hermes was limited because eventually he would get bored. And getting pregnant would just speed up the process. You wanted to spend as much time with him you could get because he was the last stable thing you had in your life after your parents passed away. 

But no matter what you told him, no matter how many times you deny his proposals, he still kept circling around you. It was always frustrating because you believed his eyes will always wander to others, so you decided to do the same. 

Unbeknownst to you, he stopped looking at others a long time ago and was a wee bit mad that your eyes would stray away from him. So he decided to keep doing things to make sure your eyes was on him.

But then one day, he decided to take you with him to free Odysseus from Calypso's island and y'all basically kept him company as he went back home to Ithaca. Before he made it home you guys encountered Laestrygonians, man eating giants, you and Hermes were already up in the air, dodging the rocks they threw as well as helping Odysseus.

Then you saw a net with rock at the edges that was launched towards hermes and it pulled him down. You didn't even think and dived after him into the ocean. 

You didn't feel the burn nor did you notice, you were just worried about hermes. Him on the other hand, finally saw the full scope of your curse and saw how your skin seemed to melt off. He saw the flesh under your skin and how your body was repairing itself but you just kept bleeding, the surrounding water was dyed red. 

He already knew about your curse but never saw just how terrible it could be. In just a few short seconds, he grabbed you and shot out of the water and into the sky. 

You were shaking and holding onto him so tight that he almost missed your words, you accepted his proposal. Good thing he didn't miss it or who knows how long it would take for you to grow the courage to say yes again. 

Down in the water, Posiedon took his eyes from Odysseus and looked at the red water before looking up to where Hermes was holding you. Because the water and the blood singed. It thrummed in the back of his skull. 

My child… My child… My child… Mine… Mine… M I N E 

Posiedon locked eyes with Odysseus, but his heart wasn't in it. He kept side eying where you were and was annoyed at how close you and Hermes were. (Lmao we all know the story: Odysseus beats Poseidon)

Anyways, Hermes looked like a hawk preening as he held you close to his chest. He wanted to get married as soon as possible, mainly because he was worried you would change your mind. 

So he may or may not have caused the rest of Odysseus' trip to go faster. Lmao but he definitely was this annoying presence following Odysseus as he killed the suitors bc he really wanted the wedding to happen asap.

But yeah, the wedding (happened the next day) was small and on Ithaca. For a while you were actually stressed out on giving Hermes a dowery but when he found out what you were doing, he laughed and told you that he already received the dowery when you two first met it was the right to your name. 

Hera was the one who officated the wedding (yeah sooooo I like Hera….if ya’ll expect heavy bashing on her than you’re out of luck) Apollo, Artemis, Dionysus and even Athena were present in the wedding. And it was Odysuss who had the honor of giving you away.  This was the only small group of people/gods that actually even knew that Hermes was married and that your true name was Theodus. Because the people there decided to keep it quite. Its not like they lied or anything since nobody really asked….

Hermes gifted you a hawk that kind of acted like your familiar. It was a female hawk and funny enought she was mated to one of Hermes’ male hawks. Unbeknownst to you, the hawk was there to track you. (you’ve gone off of Hermes’ radar more than once and to him that was one too many. Because unless you’re activily traveling–basically in his domain– then he can’t find you). The hawk is there to make sure he can always find you. 

There was a huge spike in people seeing hawks mating and eventually it was associated with the champion (y/n) being near. And they’re usually proven right by seeing someone up in the air with winged shoes. You were always doing nose dives from mountains and the people would see another person join and not too far away from you guys, some hawks are doing the same thing. 

So when you dissappeared, so did your hawk. It drove Hermes nuts because there should have been some remains, he has no idea why can’t find you, but he should be able to sense the hawk’s remains and he just can’t. There is… just nothing, as if you and the hawk didn’t exsit at all. But he knows that you exist. Everything in the cabin was just the way you left it, you had your clothes lying around all over the place and your weapons on the table. Plus his male hawk is always looking up in the air, always searching for his mate. 

But anyways, when you landed on Circe’s Island, your hawk was just as broken as you. The only difference was that when you were put together, your hawk couldn’t fly. Your hawk can just hop around but the wings, just wouldn’t work and she couldn’t even fly up. You think Circe might have done something about it, but you couldn’t prove it. 

At the start you had no idea about the curse the fates gave you until they litterally told you themselves in your dream. So you did a lot of failed nose dives trying to get Hermes’ attention because you thought he would catch you but the only embrace you ever met was the ground. By failed nose dives, I mean you hit the ground–splat! When you found out that you couldn’t really die nor be seen, you adapted (after a long tanturam). 

Your hawk couldn’t fly so you created shoulder and arm guards using animal hides, so that your hawk could perch on you. She always screeches whenever you try to leave without her (totally not because she’s watched you do so many sucidal jumps and just wants to keep an eye on you from doing something stupid).

So when your hawk could finally fly again, you had no idea about it because you were busy fighting your brother to the death. But Hermes noticed. For the past centuries, his hawk never danced with another and when the hawk finally did, it was with yours.

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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#fuck or die

content warning: #major character death

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Lore of you and your twin

Okay so you guys know how there's a chance that a twin would eat their sibling while in the womb right? That's what the prophecy line meant

Two twins lived when one should have died

I like to think that your mom (Theia) will always give birth to twins. This is how you and your brother lived, kind of like a yin and yang even though it was supposed to be in one person.

You were born hungry. Always hungry. Even in the womb you were hungry. You should have eaten your brother and absorbed the powers he stole from you. But you didn’t. This was your first act of mercy and just like Ody, all of those acts of mercy will eventually come and bite you in the ass.

So the thing about you and your brother when you were born, you guys were already at the tips of ascending to be a god and the only reason you guys couldn’t was because the other part you needed was inside of the other. So you guys were kinda cursed to keep on living until you consumed one of the other. Basically, you guys don’t really have a true soul? Like it's there but it's literally burning up. Both of you walk closer to divinity than morality.

And the main reason why the god’s don’t really notice is because you both still bleed red, but if they looked closer, they would have seen how your blood is shiny depending on the light. Hermes didn’t really think much of it because his end game was always to turn you immortal and he thought that what he was doing was the main cause of you slowly ascending, not knowing there was something larger at play.

Anyways, you and your brother, hope and hopelessness, Theodus and Acheron were supposed to be one god.

You inspired people, you made them feel hope in the darkest times when they couldn’t even believe in it. And for the rest of your life, you were always hungry, how human food never satisfied you but somehow, the food Hermes gives you always filled you up for a while. You were more like him than other gods would like to admit because of his hunger too. And that hunger didn’t always apply to food, it can be to learning and even power.

Your brother, on the other hand, was always satisfied. Never really worked hard to do much because even with no effort he was a powerhouse himself. He was cocky too. He reminded you a lot like what a Roman would be. Didn’t help that he always had a purple cloak over him. But what he wanted the most was his mother’s love that he could never get because she only truly loved her original twins and saw Acheron as a weapon and you as the disappointment. But also, your mom talks about how she wanted you dead and he thought that if he killed you his mom would finally look at him.

But here is the universal truth about all of Poseidon’s kids.

Poseidon’s children are monsters, some in more ways than one. Loyalty is always going to be their fatal flaw.

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The myth of a champion

When you disappeared, it took a while for Hermes to accept that you were truely gone and weren’t coming back. Eventually, he asks Apollo to create a mural of you in his cabin in Camp Half-Blood. 

It’s the first thing campers see when they open the door, because the mural takes up the whole space at the back of the wall and you’re right there in the middle of it. 

The scene takes place in a forest and the main focus is you, mid-leap. You’re wearing a brown cloak with the hood up and it pretty much hides most of your figure in a dark shadow. There’s still the effect that the cloak is billowing dramatically and they’re able to see one of your legs stretched forward, with one of the winged sandals peaking out. Then there are hints of bronze armour on you that the cloak couldn’t hide. 

While the campers couldn’t see much of your face because of the hood, they see your face is slightly turned as if you were looking for someone behind you. And depending on where you’re standing in the cabin, you either look more masculine or more feminine. Bits of your hair are poking out, but not enough for them to reveal your gender. But one thing for sure, you wore a mischievous grin. And one of the most prominent things was your eyes, there’s no doubt what color it was. 

A lot of the campers who first entered the cabin thought you were Hermes, but when they step closer to take in the whole mural they realized that wasn’t the case. When the campers followed the direction to where your head turned, up in the ceiling was Hermes looking down at you. And for a moment they’re surprised at how they didn’t see it. Because looking at him, you could tell he was a god, especially with his winged sandals, him holding the caduceus on one hand, a messenger bag full of scrolls slinged over his chest, and the winged traveling cap shadowing his eyes. Plus he had this golden glow painted around him making him look more devine. 

Then when the campers looked back at you, they saw how you were depicted in more muted colors compared to the god, but when the windows were open and the sunlight hits just right, your figure glowed as if it too was divine. When that happened, campers actually took notice of the animals hidden in the forest. The ones noticeable were a herd of sheep, many roosters, a wolf, deers, cows, and even a leopard. Other campers believe that there's even more animals in the back but they looked so shadowed as if it simply faded away. One camper even believes there's an outline of a horse in the forest but there was no image of it. But something that was really noticeable was the flowers beneath your form, it looked as if it bloomed and the purple color was no mistake, it was Crocus.

At night, the mural looked even more stunning. The moonlight made the painting seem as if it was truly the right setting for it. And you looked even more mischievous, more carefree as if you were always running and leaping and just having fun, while the animals were watching you. 

On the mural, specifically right next to your face, has golden words written out: (Y/n) of Cyllene, Champion of Hermes. 

There was a lot of discourse in camp about your mural, specifically your gender and who you are to Hermes. 

It was mainly the Athena kids who stated you couldn’t possibly be a girl because the time frame of your existence has no women fighters– you definitely didn’t look like the Amazons, and someone so special would have been written down. So they just thought you were a boy, specifically a son of Hermes. Because you were born in the same place he was born in and if you were a lover, why were you never written down? Where was your tragic story that all Greek lovers faced? So it only leads to the conclusion that there’s no way Hermes would paint some side-chick... right? Besides there were stories about (y/n), nothing very descriptive just things you have done over time, and yet no matter how hard they searched, nobody knew how your story ended or how it even began.

Some of the Ares children followed the same thought as the Athena kids, and the rest of his kids usually didn’t care much about her gender and just knew that the champion was a damn good fighter, since she was recognized by Ares. 

Then a lot of the other campers didn’t really care much about your gender and just thought you were an idea that all campers had to live up to, afterall, every camper first stayed at the Hermes’ cabin before their parents claimed them. 

It’s kind of like a rite of passage all campers deal with when looking at you. Because over time, Hermes' children found out that the champion on the mural looked like their mom. You looked like their mother, at least the best images of their mom they remembered.

Literally all unclaimed campers are asked, “Ever felt like you had another mother who was better than the mom for mysterious intervals at a time?”

Yes- you’re one of us, No? Hit the floors. 

Over time it was the Hermes children who were advocating that you had to be a girl and his wife, because all of them had moms, not 2 dads– never has he had a lover that was a male other than Crocus. And the fact the campers showed images of their mom who had the same facial structure like the champion.

Eventually, Hermes’ children created a shrine for you and even gave you offerings. Mainly because you reminded them so much of their mom and the fact that over time, it has been proven that if you give offerings to (y/n) while asking Hermes for something, there’s a high chance that Hermes will reply.

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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Lmaoooo, it just never ends

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.