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My pot dealer sexually harrassed me :/

Wowww I AM old. I just went thru sexual harrassment and ageism for the first time in my entire life! I was approached rudely and abruptly in a harrassing way by a male acquaintance and turned the 26 year old guy down. He then sent about 20 angry texts telling me how "old and ugly and saggy and wrinkly and botoxy looking I am and how he just felt sorry for me and it's my loss! Then said he had 19-24 year olds lined up to be his girlfriend. And kept saying he would never date me. I replied: "The last thing I could ever want, is to date you, Brent. You talk and act like the boyfriend on Modern Family except he is ten times the man you are..". He then freaked out more and said "STOP TEXTING MEEE" I ignored this...so he sent more text messages "UGLY OLD BAG BLAHBLAH" and he is now texting again "STOP TEXTING ME". The thing is, I am not texting this guy. I barely know this dude but he has my number and we have been briefly acquainted like 3 times all out doors. I am not texting him. He won't stop texting me telling me to stop texting him. I think this dude is trapped in some horrible OCD ritual. How long do I have to put up with this crap. Anddddd why does this sort of thing always happen to me aghhh.

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I'm feeling like a star - you can't stop my shine!!!

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Tues, March 10 at 4:30pm on Global TV

Sorry for the late start. I've LITERALLY been fighting with Gail Vaz Oxlade on Twitter. Her stupid show is always on before Y&R so I tweeted her asking honest advice. She replied calling me an idiot. I then called her a fat slob and so on.

Neil is drunk again and Devon is stopping him from going to the police.

Whoaaaaa Kelly is at the GCAC admitting to lying about everything to get Jack back!!!! She even admits to making up sleeping with Jack!!!! but we know she is lying now cuz that asshole Jack did sleep with her. Victor is sitting in the background enjoying the scenery.

Opening Music: Nadia's Theme Plays. I drape myself in Chanel and pearls....brb

ugh boring Abby is at the cabin having a flashback to arguing with Mariah over who killed Austin. Now shes having a flashback to Summer yelling at her for sleeping with Austin. ughhhh WHEN WILL THIS STORYLINE END?? AND WHY DID MARIAH JUST SHOW UP AT THE ABBOTT CABIN???

Abby is saying get out of my family's Cabin to Mariah. Blahhh Blahhh Cabin Talk. 

Now Summer is blabbing and crying to Kyle about Abby sleeping with her now murdererd husband, Austin. 

From now on, any storyline that involves "The Cabin Crew" will be typed here as "Cabin Talk blah blah"

Cabin Talk Blah Blah.

Commercial.

Kelly is still blabbing loudly confessing and Jack tells her to stop confessions oooooh.

Now Drunken Neil and Devon are at the apartment and Hilary is just leaving. She is still pretending to be bitchy towards Neil. Idiot Neil is trying to tell Hilary that he is going to Jail!!!! Devon is calling Hilary, the love of his life, a sociopath. He wants her to eave her key.

CABIN CABIN CABIN BLAHHHH ugh More Cabin Talk. For some reason, the whole Cabin crew is back at the Cabin. Why is Fen not being punished for DRUGGING EVERYONE???

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MORE CABIN TALK BLAH BLAH BLAH

CABIN CABIN CABIN

Devon and Hilary are fighting. He is giving her money and telling her to leave!!! You can cut this sexual tension with a knife!!!! Devon is finally sexy. Neil is just blabbing on and on about hitting Christine and wanting to go and confess haha.

Back at the GCAC, Kelly is still admitting to being behind everything involving Phyllis. Why is Jack telling Kelly to stop getting herself in trouble??

Now Paul is trying to convince Cricket to let Phyllis go.

Phyllis is looking pissed off at Jack being so nice to Kelly. Ughhhh I really hope this rumoured Jack/Twin storyline does not happen :(

Now Phyllis is threatening to kill Kelly and Victor looks please. I love how no one suspects or notices Victor Newman despite him sitting right there pretending to read a book haha.

Commercial.

Kelly passed out in Jack's Arms.

Cabin Crew again ughhhhh. At least they are accusing Fen. I love how they are making excuses for him drugging the punch ahha.

ugh Now Abby and Kyle are for some reason at Crimson lights while everyone else fights at the cabin. More talk about Austin and the stupid cabin. Haha Abby is denying that she wrote "I Know What You Did Last Summer" on the mirror by saying "I would never be associated with that lipstick"

commercial.

More Cabin Crew ughh Mariah and Summer are fighting.

I don't get why they ALL DON'T JUST GO TELL ON FEN!!! Why are Kevin and Abby in a social group with their neices and nephews, Summer and Fen??

Okkkk back at the GCAC, Cricket is accusing Phyllis of forcing Kelly to withdraw charges. Oh my god!!! Victor is intruding and telling Cricket to back off. 

Now Paul is arresting Kelly for filing false police reports!!! Kelly was just arrested and JACK LOOKS FURIOUS!!! Jack is accusing Victor!!

Now Neil is telling Hilary he killed a baby. Why doesn't Hilary tell Devon she loves him??? It's too late anyways. The damage is done. They can be together. Hilary's true love for Devon is shining through with her sadness at hearing this horrible situation. Devon is crying but thrilled to see Hilary still has feeling for him!!

commercial.

Ugh Cabin Crew.......

Devon kicks Hilary out who goes back to pretending to not care.

Paul is at the police station, recording Kelly's formal confession. GET THIS WOMAN A LAWYER????

Kelly is confessing to everything where the hell is Victor??

Kelly is confessing to poisoning herself with antifreeze and pinning it on Phyllis.

Back at the Athletic Club, Jack is yelling at Victor accusing him of bribing Kelly into confessing. I think this might be the stupid Jack identical twin storyline ughhhhh. Phyllis is happy that shes been cleared of all charges and Jack looks upset...so now Phyllis is rightfully furious at Jack!!!!

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Ugh. The cabin group is strolling in the park for some reason and they find abby with her head bashed in.

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I don't hate Drake because....

I'm starting not to hate Drake. He has annoying traits but nobody is perfect. I think he's a good white boy who got a little too much street cred for being partly black...but that's not his fault. All white people would love to have a little streak of black in us, so we could try to fit in with black people better. Like that time when i was 19 and some black guy came up to me at a jungle party and put his fist up and I had NO CLUE what to do!!! Anyways, Drake is a good boy and a wonderful ambassador for Toronto. His worst enemy is pretty much Chris Brown. And that is a pretty good worst enemy to have if you ask me. ‪#‎Teamdrake‬ 

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Mon, Feb 9 at 4:30pm on Global TV

7b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b Borrrrrrrring. Austin and Summer are telling Nick that “The Underground” Nightclub is having maintenance problems and Austin forgot to tell Nick that the building inspector has been leaving messages that Austin has not passed on to Nick. Nick is furious and threatening to fire Austin blah blah blah.

Now Dylan is surprising Avery at her law firm with a disgusting looking bottle of chianti and pizza. Dylan and Avery are kissing when Joe Clark, Avery’s sexy ex husband walks in and interrupts them.

Commercial. Wow. Am I going to have to put up with this painfully boring content for the next 55 minutes of hell???

Joe Clark says he is looking for Michael Baldwin and his legal services. Dylan is freaking out on Dylan and telling him to get lost. Joe Clark is insinuating that something sexual has been going on lately between Avery and himself.

Nick is on the phone apologizing to the building inspector and begging for mercy. Now he is off the phone and still furious with Austin. Now he is asking Austin and Summer to babysit Faith while he goes out to deal with the building inspector. Now Austin is bitching about Nick to Summer. Summer is actually on Nick’s side. Clearly this marriage is headed for divorce and boring ole Austin will soon be written off the show.

Sharon and Chelsea are having coffee at Crimson Lights and Sharon is once again blaming Mariah for telling the truth under OATH and costing her the custody case.

Jesus Christ. Now Billy is helping Adam/Gabe and Sage move their new furniture into their condo. Adam is trying to pretend to be happily married to Sage in front of Billy and Sage is totally outing Adam on their marriage being a sham. She is not having any of this crap.

Commercial. I honestly don’t even feel like finishing today’s blog entry. Clearly this entire episode is filler and nothing is happening. Neil regained his damn eyesight last week and walked in on Devon and Hilary copulating behind his back. Why aren’t they showing us that????

Sage makes everything awkward for Billy and asks him for “advice on what to do when one partner in a relationship is living a lie”. This is sooo awkward and Billy is like “I have to get the hell out of here”. Billy just said “I have to get back to my little boy” and Adam can’t help himself and sarcastically says “You’re little boy??”. Now Billy is like WTF??

Now Sharon and Chelsea are still chatting at Crimson Lights. Sharon still hopes that she has a future with Nick and Chelsea is telling her to get realistic. Sharon is making loads of sad excuses while Chelsea keeps reassuring her that her relationship is dead in the water.

Nick is at “The Underground” nightclub talking to an African American labourer the reparations that need to be made to the nightclub. Nick keeps saying over and over again that his club is hosting THE BIGGEST VALENTINE’S BASH IN TOWN.  So clearly we are in for an awesomely dramatic Valentines episode.

Dylan and Joe Clark keep shouting at each other at the law office and Avery leaves the room. Then Dylan punches Joe Clark in the face and now we have another commercial.

Back to the show. The weird baby comment somehow went ignored. Now Chelsea bursts in and Adam/Gabe starts acting like a 12 year old horny Justin Bieber the first time he saw Selena Gomez naked. Then Sage makes it clear to everyone that she hates Adam and she stomps out, humiliating him. Then, for some reason, after she leaves, Adam tells Billy and Chelsea that Sage is not his gf, but she is his wife.

Now Austin and Summer are fighting. Austin is bitching about Nick. Austin sounds like a huge annoying brat and Summer is actually right here. OMG NOW AUSTIN SAYS MARRYING SUMMER WAS A MISTAKE!!!

Now Dylan is in the park with his fist stuck in the snow because it is swollen from punching Joe Clark. Sharon comes along. What world is this? I have lived in Toronto for like 15 years and I don’t randomly meet all of my acquaintances in the local park. I never even go to the park. Why would these billionaires be walking everywhere???

Avery comes back into her office and sees that Dylan has punched Joe Clark out. Now Joe Clark and Avery are flirting. I hate to say it but I hope Avery dumps Dylan and ends up with Joe Clark. They are way more entertaining. They are showing a “flashback” of a Valentines Day dinner from the 90’s where Joe Clark is ignoring Avery on Valentines Day at a crappy bar. Now Avery is dancing with a strange man in the flashback because Joe Clark is ignoring her. Now they are replaying the exact same scene but in “Joe Clark’s” mind. In the flashback, Joe Clark walks up to the man dancing with Avery and says “Hey Footloose, get lost”. Now Avery and Joe Clark are still arguing about their previous marriage. Why is this guy so pussily attached to Avery and so Desperate to get her back??? Now all of a sudden Avery is apologizing for their marriage ending???? This is just great for Dylan!

Now Global News is on. Oh Great. Eve Adams is the younger, hotter, Belinda Stronach. I HATE JUSTIN TRUDEAU AND I HATE THE LIBERAL PARTY!!!! THE GRITS ARE THE LOWEST SCUM ON EARTH. ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!!! I HATE LIBERALS!!!! SNAKES IN THE GRASS!!!! ALL OF THEM! LOOSE MORALS!!!! GEE I WONDER IF SHE IS HAVING SEX WITH JUSTIN TRUDEAU??? OBVIOUSLY!!! BUT IT IS OK THAT HE’S CHEATING BECAUSE HIS MOMMY AND DADDY HAD A DISGUSTING OPEN MARRIAGE TOO!!! THAT’S THE LIBERAL PARTY WAY!!!

Now Joe Clark and Avery…..omg they are…this acting on Joe Clark’s part???? So cheeesy. He LOOKS LIKE A DATE RAPIST!!!

For some reason Dylan has come back to Sharon’s log cabin on the Newman Ranch. Sharon forgot that she threw all of her children’s photos into the fireplace…. so Dylan is like uhhhhh wtf. Sharon is like I AM TOTALLY MENTALLY NORMAL!!!! Dylan is like duddddde if anyone else saw this you would lose custody of your kid for good!!!!

Nick is working the bar at “The Underground” aka the hottest club in town. That’s why it is alwayyyys empty and right now Sage is Nick’s only customer. Nick and Sage are flirting it up and drinking shots of vodka. Nick Nick takes off and goes home leaving Sage alone in the bar….leaving it open and unmanned by an staff whatsoever.

Adam is alone with Chelsea in his apartment telling her about his and Sage’s marriage sucking. Now he is reallllly probing and asking Chelsea how much she liked being married to Adam….aka himself….who is dead. Incase I did not mention but Gabe and Adam are Adam but with a new, unrecognizable face. Adam is asking Chelsea point blank if she would take Adam back if he was still alive.

Commercial. Good. NCIS is on tonight!

Adam is begging Chelsea to tell him whether or not she would take Adam back. Chelsea is saying she honestly does not know. She loves Billy and is over Adam. She is crying though….now she is running out.  She clearly loves Adam!!!! Now she is in the hallway and crying a lot over dead Adam. Billy catches Chelsea in the hallway crying and he is like wtf?

Now Austin is yelling at Summer for growing up rich. I agree with him. Summer is yelling at Austin for hating his bartender job. Now Nick walks in on them. He tells Austin not to let it happen again. Austin then snottily quits his job. Summer is like AUSTIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? And Nick is like “uhhh wtf”. Then Austin walks out.

Now Sharon and Dylan are chatting in her living room about their mental problems. Dylan is whining about Avery and Joe Clark.

Avery is wiping off Joe Clark’s injury from Dylan’s punch. Joe Clark kisses Avery’s hand. Avery says she wants to leave but she is smiling.

Commercial. Esther clearly wants to eat this cheesy manicotti leftovers I am eating! She is so pathetic staring up at me with her ugly bug eyed face and underbite!!!!

Oh my god!!! NICK IS DEFENDING AUSTIN?? Summer is crying about being rich haha “IT’S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE MONEY IN THE BANK AND HAVE NEVER HAD A JOB!”.

Austin is SEXTING!!!! Austin is alone, drinking at “The Underground” aka the place he just quit and he is sexting this other chick and they are meeting up!!!! Austin is making evil faces lol.

Billy is begging Chelsea to tell him why she is crying. Chelsea is crying over Adam but Chelsea tells him she is crying over Billy’s dead daughter Delia. They leave and Adam peeks out his door looking sad.

Now Sharon and Dylan have finished cleaning up Sharon’s mess and she is like “WELP NOW NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW I WENT CRAZY IN HERE!!!” Now they are for some reason laughing and doing gangster handshakes.

Now Joe Clark and Avery part ways at the legal office. Avery is alone….looking off into the distance and fantasizing about dancing with Joe Clark and there is country music playing.

Joe Clark is clicking the down button at the elevator and all of a sudden he is also fantasizing about dancing with Avery. God. He gets on the elevator and leaves.

Now Avery is looking towards the elevator and looking sad.

NEXT ON YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS!!!! PHYLLIS LIVES WITH VICTOR AND NIKKI NOW THIS IS SOOOOO WEIRD!!!

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Weds Feb 4 at 4:30 on Global TV

Sharon freaks out and runs around the courtroom like a maniac and then runs away.

Opening Music. Nadia's Theme Plays.

Now Neil is looking as unsexy as ever wielding his blind stick. He tells Hilary that he thinks his sight is coming back.

Cane, Devon, Jill, Her Australian husband (Cane's Dad) and Lily are at the club discussing Victor. Cane is making rude faces at Devon because he knows that Devon is still cheating on Neil with Hilary. The Australian father...Colin I recall, has blackmailed Devon for millions due to the affair. Cane put a stop to it by re-blackmailing Colin and has ensured Devon is able to use the money to buy Chancellor industries.

Commercial. I can already tell today's episode will be incredibly boring. Ooooh a commercial for Magic Mike 2!!!!

Lily is probing Cane as to why he is acting perturbed. Now they are all harassing Cane when poor Cane is only disturbed at keeping Devon's sexual secret. Colin is needling Devon about the affair as well.

Colin is now attempting to blackmail his own son because Cane knows about the affair and has not told Lily.

Now at Newman Enterprises, Nikki is crying and telling Victor that he should not sell Chancellor back to Jill and Cane for her, as she doesn't deserve it. She is weeping and on the verge of telling Victor she is drinking.

Now Sharon is freaking out in the hallway outside the courtroom blaming her own children for testifying against her. She is a terrible parent and a terrible woman. Her other children did NOT turn against her, they told the truth that Sage and Nick weren't having sex. No big deal.

Now Nick is talking to Avery and considering dropping the petition for custody. Avery is insisting they still go after custody as Sharon is unstable.

Another commercial? I rushed home for this crappy episode? It's going to be a 3.5 hour wait til Criminal Minds once this is over and I am out of weed :(

Now Neil can barely get his coat on and poor Hilary is helping him put it on. Neil is saying he had a wonderful dream where he saw blue sky and clouds blah blah blah. Hilary just looks bored and annoyed. Neil is kissing Hilary's forehead and she looks like she wants to barf. Thank god - Neil is leaving for his doctor's appointment. Hilary rushes to her phone to text Devon, her lover, aka Neil's adopted son who used to turn tricks on the street when he was 14.

Colin is now telling Cane, his son, that he should let Jill run Chancellor industries and Cane should take a step back. He is blackmailing Cane by telling him if he does not do this, he will tell Lily that Cane knew about the affair between Devon and Hilary. Cane is saying "You cannot blackmail me because I am blackmailing you". Cane is telling Colin to just tell Lily and he will go tell Victor that Colin was involved in the Bonaventure deal. Jesus Christ who cares??? Lily and Jill re-join the group. Now Cane and Jill are going to give Victor the money to buy Chancellor.

Now Victor and Nikki are in his office and Nikki is overweight. She is going on and on about how she doesn't deserve Victor's love and attention. Victor is now begging Nikki to move back into their marital bed and stop sleeping in the guestroom.

Outside the courtroom, Sharon is complaining to Dylan (Why is he even there?). She is going on and on about how Mariah was not loyal to her in court. How about the fact that Sharon abandoned Mariah to a life of poverty for the first 24 years of her life? How about the fact Mariah did NOT turn against Sharon. She only responded truthfully under OATH.

The judge has just given Nick Newman SOLE PARENTAL CUSTODY!!! Sharon looks like she is going to freak. Nick looks sad too.

Another commercial for the tv show "Stalker". It sure looks better than Y&R but I will be in bed at 10pm as I now have to get up in the mornings these days. They say Marijuana is NOT addictive but I disagree. I am in absolute mental and physical agony trying to watch this program sober.

Back in court, the judge says Sharon is allowed to have unsupervised visits with Faith at Nick's discretion. Nick is sad looking. Sharon is crying and whining about "losing a year with Faith". Ummmm WHAT ABOUT MARIAH??? Faith comes running into the courtroom and wants to go home with "Mommy". Sharon tells Faith that she is going live with her father. Faith does not want to go with Nick. Faith is sad and whiny despite Nick's offer of chocolate chip pancakes. Sharon and Faith are both crying and blathering on and on about how they are going to miss bedtime kisses. This is clearly supposed to be a teary scene but I feel nothing but coldheartedness watching this. WHY IS DYLAN COMFORTING SHARON WHEN AVERY IS STANDING RIGHT THERE WATCHING AND IS NICK'S ATTORNEY? Mariah offers to drive Sharon home (THE MOTHER WHO ABANDONED HER FOR HER ENTIRE LIFE). Sharon coldly says to Mariah, "You stay away from me". Great parenting Sharon!

Now Nikki and Victor are happy as hell because Nikki has received a text notifying her that Nick has won custody of Faith. Victor tries to talk sexy all of a sudden and Nikki agrees to move back into their marital bed. Jill and Cane waltz right into Victor's office unannounced. Cane and Nikki exchange pleasantries but Jill is a total bitch to Nikki for no apparent reason. Nikki leaves Jill and Cane to discuss business with Victor.

Great! A commercial for the 2015 Toronto Pan-Am Games that absolutely no one cares about and no one will be attending. Groupon is going to have a heyday trying to sell off these tickets next summer. Good Luck! I would honestly rather go to the Field Trip Festival and be subjected to seeing "My Morning Jacket" than watch one second of these sub-par games.

Jill, Victor and Cane are signing the papers for the sale of Chancellor Industries. Victor is being cordial to everyone. Cane is polite as usual, but Jill is busy taking jabs at Victor.

Back at the GCAC, Lily and Colin are playing Gin Rummy. Colin has just won and Lily is accusing him of cheating.

Now Hilary and Devon are alone at Neil's apartment. They are discussing Chancellor Industries and Colin's financial blackmail. They are ALWAYS DOING THIS! WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS MEETING AT NEIL'S PLACE??? Once again, they are about to embrace but of course, Neil walks in. He announces that his doctor's outlook is negative.

Sharon is screaming at Mariah for NOT lying under oath to the judge. Sharon is having the nerve to say "AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU". She is screaming at Mariah for not lying and saying Sage and Nick were having sex (when they weren't). Sharon then has the nerve to compare Mariah unfavorably to her dead twin sister Cassie, who was raised and loved and splashed with riches by Sharon and Nick while Mariah jumped from foster home to foster home, unloved with no parents. SHARON THEN KICKS MARIAH - HER OWN DAUGHTER THAT SHE ABANDONED, ONCE AGAIN, HER ENTIRE LIFE - OUT OF HER HOUSE. SHE KICKS HER OUT OF HER HOUSE! HER OWN DAUGHTER THAT SHE ABANDONED BECAUSE SHE IS UPSET ABOUT LOSING HER OTHER DAUGHTER!!! NICE MOM SHARON!!! CUNT.

Commercial time for Manulife Flex Care Plans.

Now Kevin magically shows up at the empty courtroom to hug Mariah. Mariah is crying because Sharon will never love her as much as Cassie. (Which is true and disgusting on Sharon's part). 

Nikki arrives at the tack house (Nick's crappy home in the backyard of the Newman Ranch that used to belong to Victoria in the 90's) wearing extremely high platform stilettos for a 60 year old woman and she seems to be carrying a nice Louis Vuitton, Alma Bag. Faith is soooo sadddddd so Nikki takes her upstairs and gives her a bubble bath. Now Noah is upset with Nick for going after sole custody (Noah is Nick and Sharon's other son that was given a rich, happy childhood unlike his sister Mariah who NO ONE seems to care about).

Here is Sharon crying at Cassie's grave, once again caring about all of her children that AREN'T Mariah. Dylan shows up and tries to show Sharon emotional support. Sharon tells Dylan to beat it. Why is he even at the cemetery? Is there only one in town? Did he follow her??? Now Sharon is weeping again at Cassie's grave.

Neil is telling Devon and Hilary that his eyesight hopes are a bomb and he will be blind forever. Devon and Hilary are not happy about this because they intend on telling Neil they are in love once his eyesight comes back.

Back to the stupid game of Gin between Lily and Colin at the GCAC. Thankfully Jill and Cane return to the club. Jill tells Colin that she and Cane had a chat and "she knows everything".

OH MY GODDDD - THIS PREVIEW FOR THE 5:30 NEWS IS AMAZZZZING! STARBUCKS IS GOING TO BE SELLING BOOZE!!!! Oh great and now another commercial for the Toronto 2015 Pan-Am games. Just stop it already.

Nikki and Nick are now downstairs, alone, in the living room of the tack house. Nicholas is still feeling guilty about taking Faith from Sharon. Now, HE TOO, is whining about losing Cassie. DOES NOBODY CARE ABOUT MARIAH??? Nikki is telling Nick he did the right thing for Faith. She's looking pretty wobbly. Uh oh... could she be drinking again?? Now Victor arrives at the tack house. They are discussing the sale of Chancellor Industries and Victor seems lost in thought.

Cane is such a wuss. He always falls prey to his father's blackmail. It turns out, during the car ride back to the club, Cane told Jill she could be CEO of Chancellor. Lily is yelling and upset, saying Cane has as much to offer as Jill. I don't understand this thought process of Lily's considering Cane has like, one year's worth of basic secretarial experience at best. Jill is telling Colin she is thrilled to be CEO but that Colin is not allowed to have anything to with Chancellor.

Here now, we have Kevin and Mariah still hanging out at the courtroom for some reason. Now Kevin is quoting Plato. Mariah tells Kevin that THE MOTHER WHO ABANDONED HER kicked her out of the house. Kevin offers to have Mariah come and live with him!

Now Dylan and Avery are at Crimson Lights. Avery is trying to start a fight with Dylan but Dylan is feeling amicable towards Avery. He apologizes for his behavior lately.

Here's Sharon crying some more at Cassie's grave, whining about losing ALL of her children. This is ridiculous. Grow up. I honestly don't even think Sharon has ever had a job. Now Sharon is lying on the ground snuggling with Cassie's gravestone.

NEXT - SHARON SMASHES PICTURES OF MARIAH ON THE MANTLE!!! ONCE AGAIN - FANTASTIC MOM SHARON!!!!

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I got some damn bad intentions... @8tracks: in lust with you by haileylynne_.

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Tues Feb 3 at 4:30 on Global TV

Nick and Sage and discussing Sage testifying in court for Nick. She wants to tell the judge that she was in Nick's robe platonically and non-sexually.

Avery is yelling at Dylan for not coming home last night. Dylan is mad that Avery went to see Joe Clark at his hotel room even though she only went to defend Dylan.

Opening Music: Nadia's Theme Plays.

Stitch is dressed in a leather jacket and runs into Billy at the club. Billy is being rude. Stitch just told Billy he moved in with Victoria.

Sexy Adam in his jammies and flip flops, has honestly just been locked out of his condo. Chelsea coincidentally comes out of her apartment and since she is a former grifter, she attempts to help Adam/Gabe/Fox Crane/Bingo into his apartment by breaking in. Bingo puts his muscular bare arm close to her and she reacts awkwardly.

Commercial time!

Nick is telling Sage to back off and that she should go. Like come on Sage....why would you show up at the custody hearing of a dude you barely know??? Sharon is confronting Nick and begging for joint custody.

Commercial Time. God I am out of weed. Is this show always boring or is this a total coincidence???

Stitch is telling Dylan he is moving in with Victoria. He couldn't care less. Stitch wants to know what Dylan's issue is, and Dylan starts complaining about Avery and Joe Clark.

Chelsea and Bingo are in his awesome condo and discussing the fact that he has no furniture. Chelsea is going to style Bingo's apartment (with Sage). Chelsea starts moping about Adam and Adam/Bingo is thrilled to see this. Adam looks pretty hot in this tanktop. Now he and Chelsea are picking out furniture online but he is just starting lovingly at Chelsea while she searches for the furniture for Adam (and Sage's) apartment. Adam is clearly head over heels for Chelsea still and I hope they work it out. Blah blah more furniture talk while Bingo/Adam stares creepily at Chelsea. Sage just walked in and caught Chelsea and Adam looking for furniture. Despite their fake, loveless marriage, Sage is acting jealous. Chelsea is leaving. Now Sage is ripping into Adam about bringing Chelsea into the apartment. He is saying it is true love and fate. I am enjoying Adam and Sage's weird comical bizarre back and forth fake marriage. It reminds me of Ned and Stacey.

Now Mariah is at court about to testify on Sharon's behalf in the custody battle for Faith. Summer just showed up to Testify on behalf of Nick. I hate how Sharon acts like Faith is sooooo much more important than her long lost daughter, Mariah.

Billy is telling some poor person on the phone that the entire marketing team sucks and that the interns are better than them. Is this even allowed within HR rules? Now Chelsea has walked in. Billy is telling Chelsea how furious he is that Victoria and Stitch are living together. He is being totally insensitive to Chelsea about this jealousy over Victoria and Stitch.

Now Gabe is defending Sharon to Sage in regards to the custody battle. They are arguing loudly. Clearly his old feelings for Sharon are surfacing here.

Avery is questioning Nick is court. This is boring. Nick is going on about what a great loving home he can provide Faith on a full time basis. Now it has jumped to Sharon on the stand saying that Faith's home is HER home. This scene keeps switching back and forth between Sharon and Nick so I can't follow this properly. Neither's side is very convincing. Now Sharon is using her Bipolar disorder as an excuse for switching Summer's paternity results. This is boring. Back and forth, Sharon and Nick testifying. Now Sharon is begging Nick in court to stop the fighting and agree on joint custody.

Commercial Time. Global News. John Baird is out of a job.

Summer is on the stand for some reason saying what a wonderful, supportive stepmom Sharon was while Phyllis was in a coma. Now Summer is trashing Sharon bigtime for switching the paternity results.

Noah is defending Sharon. This is just another back and forth switching thing between Noah and Summer. Noah is defending Sharon and Summer is pro-nick. They are now, once again, stigmatizing mental illness by concluding that despite being on medication, there is no cure for bipolar disorder and therefore Sharon is an unfit mother.

Now Billy is explaining to Chelsea that it is ok for him to live with her, but it is not ok for Stitch to live with Victoria. So he is basically telling Chelsea she is second choice to Victoria, but the situation for Chelsea is not the same because Adam is dead and she has no other romantic options. I say RUN INTO ADAM'S ARMS!!

FAITH is now on the witness stand to tell the judge which parent she would rather live with. I couldn't be finding this any less boring. Now it has gone to commercial. Why are they trying to drag this out??? It is incredibly boring!

AND I AM OUT OF WEED.

Faith is saying she doesn't want to choose between her parents and wants them to be a family again. Poor Billionaire Rich Kid and her Divorced Parents wahhhh.

Avery asks Faith if Nick would ever hurt her. She obviously says no.

Now Sharon's lawyer brings up Sage wearing Nick's clothing at Nick's house. Faith says the woman did not have any pants on. Then Faith says she doesn't want to talk about it anymore. Now Faith is escorted out. How incredibly boring this entire episode is. I apologize for even posting a recap.

Now Billy is still bitching to Chelsea at Jabot about Stitch living with his ex wife, Victoria. This is unbelievably insensitive to Chelsea. Dump this loser! He isn't even the "hot Billy". He is an unattractive ginger colored sub par actor. ADAM JUST BARGED INTO THE OFFICE AND INTERRUPTED. Now Billy is asking Bingo for help.

Back at court, Sharon's lawyer is calling Mariah, the daughter Sharon abandoned till age 24, to the stand. They are recalling the fact that Sharon never came looking for Mariah or rescued her from her horrible childhood. Now Mariah says she has come to feel loving feelings for Sharon and they are making up for lost time. The lawyer asks Mariah if she is glad that Sharon is her mother and Mariah says yes. Now Avery is harrassing Mariah on the stand. She is asking Mariah whether or not Faith had mentioned having a half naked Sage to her back at Sharon's place.

Another commercial god. Everyone is complaining about this snowstorm we have had. I think it's great. I just stroll downstairs to Starbucks in my Crocs and live like it's July.

Back at Jabot, Billy is asking Gabe/Adam/Bingo for advice about Stitch and Victoria moving in together. This is ridiculous. He hates Adam. Billy is even admitting he has no friends and that is why he has to ask Adam. Adam is slightly advising Billy to go back to Victoria. He clearly is showing guilt over the fact that he ran down Delia.

Dylan is accosting Summer in the courthouse. Why is he even there???? Summer is blathering on about how worried she is about Faith. Dylan is also blathering on. I suspect he is here to see Avery. Isn't it unprofessional to go visit your lawyer fiancee while she is conducting a court case????

In court, Avery is asking Mariah if she knows why Sage took off her pants. Mariah is admitting that Sage only took off her pants because they got wet and Nick had thrown them in the dryer. Sharon is standing up and freaking out at Mariah who has done nothing wrong and making a scene about losing faith. How insulting to Mariah.

NEXT ON THE Y&R - THE JUDGE HAS REACHED A DECISION IN REGARDS TO THE CUSTODY OF FAITH NEWMAN. UNLESS I FIND WEED I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER TUNING IN TOMORROW.

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Marijuana for Christmas...Bday too??

It will be interesting to see if I get home grown marijuana for my birthday. But I think my family wouldn't expect me to be finished that jam packed mason jar by now. So I think I'm SOL.

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Check out this playlist on @8tracks: bud dub #4 by Knospe.

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The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Official Audio)

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Mon Feb 2 at 4:30 on Global TV

Nikki is sober today and visiting her biologicial son, Dylan aka Jason Quartermaine aka Evie’s Jock boyfriend on “Out Of This World” that used to air on Toronto’s Omni Television. Anyways – she is there to announce Victor has backed down from the Warehouse District Real Estate Deal and Crimson Lights Coffee House is saved!

For some reason Victor is entertaining former Canadian PM, Joe Clark and having drinks…socially. Isn’t Victor better than this? Clark is blatantly hinting he wants to bang Avery and that he’s happy to be in town and doesn’t care about money.

Opening Music: Nadia’s Theme Plays

BONG TIME UH OH CALL THE POLICE!!!

Phyllis is in a mental institution that looks like a hellhole. A large nurse is trying to inject Phyllis with a freakishly large needle. This is pathetic because KELLY IS OBVIOUSLY BEHIND THIS ENTIRE THING!!! ARGHHHHH.

Now Jack and Avery are telling Summer that Phyllis is mentally ill – side effects from the anti-coma drugs. BUT THIS IS ALL KELLY’S MANIPULATION!!! Anyways so they are telling Summer that Phyllis poisoned Kelly and that Phyllis is now in jail/mental institution. Summer is very upset and crying! MY LIGHTER WON’T WORK!!!! Summer is the only person that believes Phyllis is not crazy. Summer is accusing Jack of orchestrating this entire thing. Insinuating he likes Kelly. It’s great Summer supports her mother but mental illness sure gets a negative stigma on this show god.

Here is Austin at the GCAC (Can he even afford a coffee here?). Kelly, the club’s Maitre’d, is snooping to Austin about how Summer is doing. Why would she care? This is manipulation but Austin is such a naive idiot, he is confiding in Kelly anyways. Don’t get me wrong. Kelly was totally scorned and I would be going WAY crazier than her, but as someone who IS cray cray, I know one when I see one and this chick is fux0red!

Now Dylan is confronting Joe Clark at the GCAC – everyone hangs out at the friggin GCAC no matter how rich or poor they are god. Dylan is telling Joe Clark to leave town and stop hitting on Avery. I hate to say it, I never judge looks. I hate Joe’s greasy look – but he is pretty good looking ugh. Steve Burton WAS hot but he just seems to have done too many steroids over the years.

Ok now it’s Global News Trafficoptor. Like I care. I’ll never drive.

SUMMER IS AT VICTOR AND NIKKI’S FREAKING OUT AND CRYING BECAUSE PHYLLIS IS IN FAIRVIEW AND BLAMING VICTOR. THEY TOLD HER NOT TO BE RUDE. THAT SCENE WAS SHORT.

NOW JOE CLARK AND STEVE BURTON AKA DYLAN ARE TALKING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AT THE…GCAC! BLAH BLAH BACK AND FORTH, POT SHOTS ABOUT WHO HAS BEEN MORE INTIMATE WITH AVERY BLAH BLAH. THESE TWO ARE AWFUL. NO WONDER SHE WENT OUT WITH NICK. JOE CLARK TOOK THE FINAL POT SHOT AT DYLAN BUT IT WAS TOO BORING TO REMEMBER.

Now we have Austin and Kelly for some reason, talk about the odd couple. They are on a couch at the GCAC discussing Phyllis and how crazy she is. This is not smart on Austin’s part is he insane? You don’t go around town talking shit about Phyllis! She will get you!!! Kelly is going on and on about how much she hopes Summer is OK. This is clearly to get back to Jack to make her sound nice.

Now Avery and Jack are blathering on about whether Phyllis should be locked up or not. Avery thinks so. Jack is mad and feeling guilty. Jack is SUCH a good actor. Angry, Sad, Crying, Cray Cray, Wussy, this man does it all. Peter Bergman is probably my fave soap actor of all. Anyways he is defending Phyllis. He is saying he never shoulda cheated with Kelly. And he is damn right!!!!

Now Phyllis is wearing Keds with no shoe laces and crying in her hospital bed about Jack having cheated on her with another woman. Now she is fantasizing about Victor and getting mad. UH OH. IT IS ACTUALLY VICTOR. HE IS IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM WITH VICTOR VOWING TO HELP PHYLLIS. Well that is good I am glad he is taking responsibility cuz no one wants to see fucking Phyllis crying in a ball. Phyllis is supposed to be cray cray allll the time and always angry and sexy looking.

Now it is a commercial about period pads and how Poise pads are also food for bladder leakage.

Phyllis is like “Hi Victor what is up”. She is REALLLLLY DDRUGGED UP – TALK ABOUT LOXAPINE!!!! Victor is being nice to Phyllis saying he will help her. Phyllis says “Go to hell”. Now Jack is of course at the GCAC. He sees Kelly. He tells Kelly that Phyllis is in the Mental Institution – Fairview. Kelly is pretending to be horrified and upset. What an actress wowwww. She is playing the Martyr. Jack is all like. “I need to tell you something”.

Now Summer is alone with Nikki. I like when Nikki plays the Grandma character. Good acting. So MTS is reassuring Summer about Phyllis getting better. I honestly cannot tell if Nikki is drunk….but she probably is. I am wondering if MTS even knows when she is suppose to play drunk or not. Uh oh. She is staring at the booze. Now Summer says “Can we be honest Grandma” and Nikki looks scared.

Now Dylan and Avery are meeting up at Crimson Lights. Avery is all like I love u baby. Dylan is all like accusatory because he thinks she cheated on him with Joe. I missed the last episode so she might have. He did offer her an “indecent proposal” style deal. Go watch that movie. AVERY SLAPS DYLAN AT THIS ACCUSATION. SLAPPING MEN IS THE BEST I WILL ADMIT.

Commercial for Volkswagen and more weed pour moi. Je ne suis pas Charlie. Je mange le Chalet Suisse. Donner moi la stilo brille

Austin is blackmailing Joe Clark. I don’t know what he thinks he has on him.

Now we have Summer complaining to Nikki that she feels guilty for leaning on Sharon when Phyllis was in a coma. Now Nikki is loving it cuz they all hate Sharon. They are concerned about Faith and want to turn her against Sharon. This is awful wtf. I like Summer’s dress….I wish I could buy it at “In This Closet”, the best consignment store in East York. God this conversation is boring. Who wrote this? Now Nikki is saying to Summer….maybe ur not all regretting summer… MAYBE AUSTIN TOO!

Now Phyllis is telling Victor he ruined her life. And she says Kelly is poison. Phyllis tells Victor she wishes she was still in a coma. Victor is feeling guilty and actually sucking up to Phyllis telling her how fun she is lol. I like all this Mushy stuff involving Victor Newman lately. Is he dying???? I hope not.

Now Jack is apologizing to Kelly for using her while Phyllis was in the coma. He is telling Kelly their love was not real. This is awful cuz I remember when Kelly was saying this last year and Jack was convincing HER it was real!!! HE IS SUCH A SCUMBAG JERK. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. Anyways now Kelly is all like oh Jack u were so great don’t feel guilty. Now Jack is looking lovingly.

Now Lady Gaga’s boyfriend’s show about fireman that also has that trashbag Steve from Sex and the City who just LOVES TO HAVE AFFAIRS. Anyways this seems to be an ad for Chicago Fire. I won’t watch it.

Here is more Kelly and Jack at the GCAC going on about their relationship. Jack is saying to Kelly “We have no future together – I am sorry if you have been misled but we have no future together”. “My connection is with Phyllis. Always has been always will be”. Now Kelly is looking crazy.

Now Austin is asking Joe Clark for Money. Joe Clark threw it on the ground and Austin is picking it up.

Now Nikki is telling Summer that she and Austin must have issues. Summer is saying they have money problems. She tells Nikki Austin is jealous of Summer’s money. I don’t blame him! She is a spoiled brat and Nikki is even offering her money even though Summer has NEVER had a job! Now Summer is telling Nikki she hates Mariah.

Now Victor is in the hospital. This is hilarious no mental hospital has dark red walls. My apartment does though aghhh. Victor tells Phyllis she is ruthless – which is a compliment he says. He promises he will fix everything. I trust Victor cuz he is pretty much able to fix anything. I think he knows Kelly is behind this shit.

Victor runs into Jack leaving Phyllis’ room. Jack is like uhhh wtf???? Why are you here????

DYLAN AND AVERY ARE SHOUTING IN THE COFFEE HOUSE AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS ABOUT JOE. Now Joe is phoning Avery and Dylan sees and just stomped off. Joe is like blah blah blah I am so sorry for the past I love you Avery. Come on Avery, this dude is pretty hot just take him back!!!!

Here is Summer crying at the coffee house to Austin about Phyllis being in the loony bin. And she is crying cuz shes been called to the stand in Nick and Sharon’s custody trial. She is acting all Paris Hilton crying brat like.

NOW HILARIOUS PIANO AND MALE SINGING MUSIC IS PLAYING. IT IS A MONTAGE!!!! AVERY IS SADLY LOOKING AT DYLAN. HE IS SADLY LOOKING AT HER. THEN SHE WALKS OUT. THIS MUSIC IS THE WORST. SOOOOO PUSSY. DYLAN SITS ALONE AND LOOKS LIKE HE IS GONNA CRY HAHAHAHA. NOW HE IS CRYING FOR REAL!!!!!

Now Jack and Victor are fighting in the hallway outside Phyllis room about who’s fault this is. But this cheesy music is playing while Jack and Victor bond….this is weird. They are sooo in love Jesus.

Now Phyllis is removing Jack’s engagement ring and crying. This horrible cheesy song is playing. God I wish I had Shazam.

Now Jack is saying to Victor, that Victor was right and that Phyllis being crazy is his fault. It’s true. Victor never would cheat on Nikki in a coma. This music is still playing!!!!

NEXT ON YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS: THE JUDGE IS ACTING LIKE A WEIRD CREEPY PEDOPHILE AS HE ASKS FAITH QUESTIONS IN THE COURT ROOM JESUS CHRIST HE LOOKS LIKE SANTA CLAUS FROM THE FILM, “SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT”.

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Canadian Young And The Restless Day Ahead Play By Play: Thurs Jan 29 at 4:30 on Global TV

Here’s Nikki drunk as hell stumbling and dropping babies and no one can tell she is drunk!!!??? OMG then she blames MS? This is exploiting MS.

Jill and Victor’s banter has been great lately. They are arguing again about Chancellor but I feel they are flirting a tad. They

did

make love in the 90’s. I remember it and it was disgusting. It was just super disturbing having to watch it beside Nana in grade 7 god.Victor is laughing at Jill’s offer to buy Chancellor. Jill looks fantastic in this jacket. What is that? Ann Taylor – Loft?Here is Fox Crane from Passions aka Gabe aka Adam ugh.

Why is he acting like such an asshole to this poor girl Sage? She has no reason to put up with this! I miss Michael Muhney agggghhh but I won’t lie, I have always had a crush on this Fox Crane actor so I like him as Adam now too. Why can’t they do what Roseanne did with Becky aka Sarah Chalke and that other one who is now working at Coney Island as a psychic? Fox Crane…. He has comedic timing

. OMG he’s gonna kill Sage and then he gets to keep all the money!!!!!Opening Music…..Nadia’s Theme Plays.Jack has a sandwich from MRS MARTINEZ for Phyllis. Paul and stupid Cricket are there to search the Abbott house for the Antifreeze.

LIKE KELLY OBVIOUSLY DID THIS!!!! SHE IS THE ONE THAT INITIATED TEA. DID PHYLLIS JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ANTIFREEZE????

Phyllis is in the park that everyone meets up at. She is meeting up with Kelly DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.

PS. The first “manlier” girl that played Kelly..the one who did it with Billy Miller..she was wayyy hotter and she also played Christopher Titus’ girlfriend on the show “Titus” that did not last long at all. Stacey Keach was on that show!

Paul wants to talk to Phyllis along with Cricket. Jack says get lost and leave – she is not here! Jack is freaking out about the hit and run. OH MY GOD Paul and Cricket found a hugggge bottle of Antifreeze!!! In Phyllis’ bedroom. As if she had that carrying around in her purse.

Pfft. Kelly is the cray cray one. I also like this new Phyllis. Michelle Stafford is my fave actress ever buttttt this girl IS taking on the role of Phyllis better than anyone else could I think.

Well it’s “Ball Cancer Time” with Mike and Lauren at the ATHLETIC CLUB. How boring to hang out at the Athletic Club.

It reminds me of the “American Club” that my rich bitch aunt hung out at in Tokyo so that she wouldn’t have to hang out with non whites. Despite the fact that she was not white.

Anyways Michael and Lauren are talking about building houses with Habitat For Humanity and Lauren is like NOOOOO THATS POOR PEOPLE’S WORK. She is saying it sounds like a bucket list

but why not??? I have a list and I am not dying.

Oh god Nikki is being accosted for dropping the baby, Nikki is lying and saying her MS is destroying her.

HOW CAN THEY NOT SMELL THE ALCOHOL????? This is so offensive to MS Sufferers AND alcoholics!!! They are all buying her bullshit MS Story. How can they not tell she is slurring like a drunken Edna Kerbapel from The Simpsons???

She is getting a ride home form Nick. Byeeeeee. Now Stitch and Vikki and Billy and Chelsea are hanging out. Awkwardddd. Chelsea is making up excuses about Connor and getting the fuck out of there!!!! Vikki’s pink, flowered awesome lacey dress is awesommmmmme.

Where do I buy it????????? There has got to be a replica on Amazon.com!!!

Sitch and fucking Victoria are starting to make out and have sex….but Victoria is still holding the baby in her arms!!!!! Now Victoria asks Stitch to move in!!!

COMMERCIAL – TIME TO TAKE A BONG HIT BRB.

Here are Gabriel and Sage at the Club meeting with some angry mean lawyer who seems to be onto their game of faking their marriage in order to receive the inheritance. Gabe aka Adam bought a condo to live near Chelsea.

I am soooo confused HAVE THEY FORGETTEN LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO WHEN ADAM WAS LIVING IN THE CONDO AND WE ONLY SAW HIS HAND LIKE DR.CLAW IN INSPECTOR GADGET AND HE HAD THAT REPAIRMAN PLANTING CAMS IN THE BUILDING???? WHERE DID THAT STORYLINE GO? IF SOMEONE KNOWS PLEASE EMAIL ME AT STARFLEETBABE@GMAIL.COM OK???

Baldwins are making out at the CLUB at the bar and then Jill shows up and asks about Cancer. Mike tells Jill she looks like hell

but I think she looks fab

. Now Jill is bitching about Victor. She is going to take Chancellor away from him no matter what!!!!Now Victor is at the ranch watching Nikki stumble around and totally being oblivious to the fact SHE IS TOTALLY DRUNK!!!!! and now Nick and Victor are talking and they totally believe it is the MS.

HOW DOES VICTOR NOT KNOW HIS SOULMATE????????? YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS DRUNK OR IF THEY HAVE MS WHEN THEY ARE YOUR SOULMATE????????

So Vikki in the awesome pink dress that I shall own is bugging Stitch to move in. This is bad parenting. Like seriously they have been dating two weeks!!!! And Connor calling Billy Daddy is sick.

Gabriel is in the hallway outside Chelsea and Billy’s. He has bought the condo. Billy is creeped out.

BTW. Why is Billy bronzed AND Ginger???? God bring back fucking Heather Tom’s brother. Then bring back Heather Thom as Vikki. See how many people are barfing all over the place when that happens. Days of our Lives would totally do that though. Nobody loves incest more than Days of our Lives god.

More Weed!!!

Cricket the bitch and Paul just found the Antifreeze in the garage. They are very accusatory. Jack says the obvious – most people have antifreeze in their garage.

God I hate that bitch Cricket,. I hated her when I was 5 and she was a Jabot Model. Nina deserved a better friend.

Here are Phyllis and stupid liar Kelly in the park alone omg. Kelly is lashing out angrily that Phyllis had her organize the engagement party.

Sorry but Naphtha’s stupid septum ring 20 year old girlfriend would get way worse than that from me if that situation were ever to occur. Which it won’t cuz it is totally over for good. I have not bothered her. Because her life already sucks since she’s dating Dave.

OMG Phyllis pretends to leave home. She has baggage. Cheap looking.

God it looks like Samsonite. Is she that poor?

So Gabe shows Billy and Chelsea his condo across the hall and it is SUPER AWESOME.

But it reminds me of the old set when Cricket and Danny lived across from Michael Baldwin. That hole he dug in the wall made NO sense. It was as architecturally wrong as the upstairs and downstairs on Full House.

Now Nikki is alone with Victor and he is asking her how she’s dealing with her stress. That was a short short scene cuz now it is another commercial. I hate all these commercials.Now Vikki tells Ben she loves him and they are playing twangy country music. End Scene.Now we get Fox Crane flirting with Chelsea directly in front of Billy asking her about Feng Shui!!!!

This is hilarious. This new Adam Newman DOES have good comedic timing and that is always my favorite talent any actor can have.

Billy interrupts the flirting and says “what about ur gf sage dude”.Now Nick and Sage bumping into each other AT THE CLUB. They are both working out.

How did Sage never hang out there before if she was always in Genoa city nearby with “Bingo”?

Jill is telling Mike not to drink. Then Lauren says Mike is jogging lately. Now they are dissing Victor. Everyone hates Victor. Now Jill is dissing Katherine Chancellor. Now Lauren and Jill are alone talking about Mike’s cancer.

No offense but borrrrrrrring storyline sorry.

Ugh now Lauren and Jill are like “you’re my sister I love you” barf.Now Jack is yelling on the phone to Mike Baldwin wanting to know what kind of legal trouble Phyllis is in.Ding Dong. Crazy Kelly is at Jack’s Door and it is very dark out. So creepy,,,the frost on the Abbott’s front door. Now Kelly is lying and saying Phyllis confessed and that she is pursuing murder charges against Phyllis. Phyllis made it look like she’s leaving town. COMMERCIAL

(But I suspect Phyllis has a better plan up her sleeve. Phyllis ALWAYS WINS!).

Commercial:Now we’ve got Sage and Adam and Chelsea and Billy

(WHO I HATE. I LOVE OLD ONE).

SO ADAM IS INSISTING BILLY AND CHELSEA STAY AND DRINK CHAMPAGNE. Sage is like I LIVE HERE TOO!!! Now Chelsea and Billy have left. Sage and Adam are arguing. Adam is opening Champagne.Now Victor is criticizing Nikki telling her shes acting weird and he is sorry for the stress. He is sorry about the Warehouse District. OMFGGGGGG VICTOR JUST BACKED OUT OF THE WAREHOUSE DISTRICT.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! HE LOVES HIS WIFE VERY MUCH. SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I AM SINGLE AT 34 BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NOT MET SOMEONE WITH THE DRAMA OF VICTOR AND NIKKI NEWMAN…well I like Jack and Phyllis way better actually, except 30 years younger..

VICTOR ALSO SAID HE CARES ABOUT DYLAN.Now Jack is confronting Phyllis in the park. I honestly am confused as fuck and have no clue what is going on here. So Phyllis I guess is at a train track waiting for a train out of town? This is like The Simpsons. Phyllis actually thinks that she poisoned Kelly and thinks she is guilty. She has been tricked. We all know Kelly is a creepy bitch and orchestrated all this. She is the one that asked Phyllis to stay for tea!!!Here is stupid Cricket. She and Paul are looking at the CLUB video footage. Someone has gone into the control room IN A RED WIG and tampered with the camera and then the camera goes dead. Bitchy old Cricket is like NAG NAG NAG IT’S PHYLLIS!!!

God I bet even Paul would rather bang Phyllis at this point over Christine Blair. Where’s her father? I am the only one who remembers that Cricket’s dad was played by the guy who played Peterman on Seinfeld. Elaine’s boss. Family Feud host. Clearly Kelly is wearing a Wig. Kelly made crazy eyes behind everyone’s backs in like 3 previous episodes!!! I guess she is a good actress cuz she really annoys me and I hate her!!!

Commercial. Time to Drink my overpriced Teavana “Pineapple Kona Pop Tea”. I bought it at Starbucks. It’s way cheaper to buy your Teavana products at Starbucks for some reason!!!

VICTOR AND NIKKI ARE SOOO SWEET THEY ARE ON THE COUCH AND VICTOR SAYS HE LOVES NIKKI MORE THAN BUSINESS AND THE WAREHOUSE DEAL IS DONEZO!!! Nikki leaves. Victor is making a secret call to JILL OMG. “Victor…..are u taking my deal” Victor: I DON’T GIVE A DAMN. U WANT CHANCELLOR U BRING THE THE FULL PRICE TONIGHT”.Ben is freaking out and acting like a p*ssy about Victoria saying she loves him and they are playing acoustic guitar music oh god.Now Chelsea and Billy are “post coital” and talking naked in bed about Adam and Sage living next door and how weird it is.

Ewwww now they are getting sexual it is disgusting god I want to barf.

Now Sage is insisting that Fox Crane shares his bed with her because they have to make it look like a real marriage. Adam all of a sudden gets crude and asks Sage to have sex. She is grossed out

BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE REALLY DOES WANT HIM…AND NICK.

Nick is at the club and gets a nice text from Sage. He looks Happy.Jack and Phyllis arrive at the Abbbot Mansion. Michael is there omg.. He is upset.Ding Dong…that bitch Cricket and Paul are arresting Phyllis for murder.

Ummmmm this is sooooo insulting to mentally ill people.

WHOAAAA NEXT ONNNNNNN WE GOT SOME BLACKALICIOUS ACTION!!!! NEIL WINTERS PUNCHES DEVON IN THE FACE AND HILLARY SCREAMS!!!! I GUESS THEIR SEXY SECRET IS OUT!!!