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MAXLEY YAOI REVIEW

sorry it took so i havent watched the sequel until this so im sorry if i missed any detail that EVERY extremely goofy movie fan has noticed where bradley tears up when max starts talking about liking women.

I think we could all agree atleast Bradley is gay. And I'll prove it. Right now.

(Please keep in mind when I say Yaoi I JUST mean gay, nothing gross. I'm magical like that.)

EVIDENCE 1: BRADLEY'S INTEREST

The photo right there is the first time Bradley sees Max. He already KNOWS that max is something special. His first idea when he sees him to "check him out" with his friends. I get his game.. he's plotting..

When he finally catches up to max, he bumps into him and max SPILLS a whole hot coffee on him. First of all, how did that not hurt him. Sure he showed discomfort, but he took that coffee like a champ..

SECOND of all.. Why does he not strangle max right here, right now? He's clearly a threat to him, AND its not like the rest of the people at the college would stop him. They love the guy! I know I wouldve. The stain even makes it look like he aims his pee really high up, its NOT a good look.

He proudly decided that Max WILL be entering the draft for his team, not that he has a choice. You can't just DODGE The Gamma Draft.. its serious shit. Go to Canada? He'll follow. And I mean.. why WOULDN'T you wanna join this team?

Max clearly doesn't understand that The Gamma Draft is a blessing, and should not be complained about. Max ALSO wants his friends to get drafted too. That is NOT how the draft works Max... You can't just say "Alright.. I guess WE got drafted huh guys.." and drag your friends along..

Bradley tries to reason with this insane individual, telling him that those clowns will clearly weigh him down. His boys start laughing at Max's friends and so he tells them to shape up. Now thats a leader I'D WANNA stand behind.. yeah sure he sicks them back on them seconds later but.. he CARES...

He tells Max to "quit playing with my emotions" and about how they thought they were FRIENDS... Hes pulling out the ex boyfriend manipulation and they just met!!

the poetry woman starts talking to bradley and he tells her that hes in the MIDDLE of something, clearly something is more of a priority to him, and LOOK how uncomfortable he is around her (In hindsight I would be too if someone was screaming in my face but.. dont worry about that.)

They all start snapping at Bradley so he has to run away like Swiper the Fox. Max has LOST his chance.. now.. he plans on making max his towel boy if Max's team loses. No one dodges The Gamma Draft and gets away with it.

EVIDENCE 2: BRADLEYS NEXT BEST THING

I just... I just really don't get Bradley.. He goes from wanting the STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FRESHMAN to wanting that freshman's dad..

He doesn't discriminate against the old and the young.. he just wants to be with a goof. Max's Gamma Draft had to be pushed to someone in the household, and it had to be Goofy.

Unlike Max, Goofy has to go through the process of becoming a TRUE Gamma. You could tell that its serious when he has to go through The Gamma Process

And honestly.. Bradley was completely in the right, Goofy KILLS it. Sure there was a rocket strapped to his skateboard but not EVERYONE could control a rocket powered skateboard. After his performance, people only know Max as "Goofy's Son."

Seeing how much it hurt his son, he has to put in his resignation to the Gamma. I know what you're thinking, "What the fuck? You can't just.. QUIT the Gammas.." That's exactly what Bradley was thinking, and so he twisted it and kicked Goofy out, because his pride and his ego.. he just HAD to the man..

I'm getting off track I know.. its just.. all of Bradley's interactions with Max has been him being petty for Max turning him down. I can't blame him.. he put himself out there.. and he was.. TURNED DOWN... the GAMMA leader no less.. too disrespectful.

EVIDENCE 3: I'm.. I'm not sure..

Look yaoi-heads.. I believe Bradley Uppercrust is gay as much as the next guy.. I mean come on look at him.. Keep on calling max and his friends stuff like "new meat" and other gay things.. I know this is hypocritical to say.. i've reviewed Jaxmo..

Look i was CLOSE with that review.. it wasnt the clown he was gay for.. it was the FROG.. DAMN IT... I WAS SO CLOSE to GOLD....

Sorry got off track. Main point is, theres NOT much to work with. Max does NOT say "Are we fighting or Flirting?" In that one scene, no matter how much WE want it to be true.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Bradleys definitely gay, Max I'm not too sure..

YAOI: 7.5~8.0 - 10

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SPAMTENNA REVIEW (CLEAR DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 SPOILERS)

No one asked me for this one. This ones for me.

Yaknow I think its beautiful, we all DROPPED THE ZERO and got with the hero... I'm just trying to warn you all.. Tony will soon brainwash us all to the point where we ask:

"Who's Jevil? I only know Pluey."

Some may be skeptical, "How would they be gay...?" Well I'm glad you asked.. I have NO DOUBT in my mind thats im wrong. (Until another chapter releases and we have to fight one of spamton's exes as if we were scott pilgrim)

I'm gonna list some evidence of these two characters being gay, If thats okay with everyone.

EVIDENCE 1: I'm just gonna say it. The divorce was Spamton's fault.

Going into Chapter 3 is like helping your friend through couples therapy, and after you show up and listen in on their session, you realize that your friend was definitely the problem.

WE (yes, we.) ALL thought that tenna was gonna be irredeemable. The way that spamton talked this guy up made us feel like tenna is someone who kicks puppies on weekends and uses money from their job to donate to organizations that are trying to bring back public hangings.

Then we meet the guy and he just has abandonment issues, yeah SURE he fought two kids but WHO hasn't?? (I surely have!)

In Tenna's battle, if you have one of spamton's equips on, the check dialogue will say this

Spamton wants him DEAD. The kids weren't enough for him he wants to take his life too!

In the scene where Tenna and Spamton interact, spamton says

As someone pointed out, this is REALLY messed up since the entire chapter, Tenna is scared of being thrown out and spamton's just here casually bringing that up

Its like the equivalent of your ex saying "Hey Aquaman how's it hanging! Wanna get back together?" when you told them while you were together that you're deeply afraid of the ocean because both your parents died in a shipwreck with you as the sole survivor of your family

His greed sickens me.. thats all I'm saying..

Don't act like you cared about the kids you sick fuck...

EVIDENCE 2: THE SIMILARITIES

They just have a lot in common in a nutshell. Tenna and Spamton have so many similarities in dialogue its insane...

Theres a lot of things in Chapter 3 to insinuate that they were once business partners, like how the Z room (which you could only get if you REALLY SUCK) was most likely a room for spamton, and about how the glitched out posters were almost definitely of spamton and tenna together making out sloppy style

Another thing that I've seen people point out is that the poster nearby Spamton's dumpster probably had Tenna in it also, but Spamton only ripped the queen part down that blocked him in a drunken rage, probably because he didn't want to see tenna's part

The main biggest similarity that you most likely noticed during your playthrough was the usage of "HEY EVERY !" in a good chunk of songs in deltarune chapter 3. You wanna know who ELSE shares leitmotifs like that..? Toriel and Asgore.

Atleast they have shared custody over one thing..

EVIDENCE 3: THE DIVORCE

We don't know much what went down exactly between them but we do know that they ended off rough.

In the secret boss (or mantle side thing your choice) quest, a digital version of tenna will start talking about spamton

After the phone call, spamton's face became pale, DASHED out of the room, and it seems like Tenna didn't see him after that (not including the divorce court)

Theres two options what could've happened, the likely one was

Gaster just called him: Maybe to just take control again, or to tell him to knock it off with the gay stuff. Maybe gaster's homophobic who knows!

Spamton did this little thing called acting: His ego couldn't handle telling Tenna how to be a big shot, and so he ran away when it was his turn to do his end of the bargain (This probably isnt the case)

Tenna helped Spamton all he could (from what we know) and spamton DINED AND DASHED when it was his turn to help Tenna, when he most likely didn't have any control over himself

I dunno if he could blame gaster when he told Tenna to invest into cryptocurrency though thats a LITTLE bit up in the air

FINAL THOUGHTS:

I dunno about you but thats toxic yaoi if I ever saw it...

YAOI: 8.5/10

TOXIC YAOI: 10/10

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natsuri oh wait sorry you like YAOI.

....

sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat.. I dunno whats wrong with me.

I JUST NEED A SECOND..

Thats... not yaoi... I don't even know what a "yuri" is...

Sometimes I think I remember something.. deep in the back of my mind thats far away now.

When I look at that carriage in my living room, I think of what could've been..

I miss him, ya know?

I feel him scratching at the temple of my mind...

NATSURI REVIEW!!

Whats going on...where am i...

EVIDENCE 1: AMY LIKES SPIDERS (THE SPIDERS ARE AN ALLEGORY FOR LESBIAN THOUGHTS)

Okay so THIS PIECE OF LITERATURE is trying to hint at natsuki.. being a lesbian... because.... because uhh.... AMY ACTUALLY LIKED WOMEN!!! and natsuki is scared that people will JUDGE HER.... she is amy...

wait.. thats a.. thats a stretch...

Whats going on with me..

EVIDENCE 2: SAYORI SAYS "LET THEM BE GAY"

So when sayori takes control of the game, unlike monika, she just lets Natsuki and Yuri be gay. Its easier this way, if they're BOTH gay.. then theres no competition...

This is why Sayori is the smartest character in DDLC...

...wait.. does that even happen in DDLC.. why.. why does it still say luigi up there in the photo... thats not... luigi...

wait...

EVIDENCE 3: NATSUKI'S FINAL POEM

In Natsuki's final poem in the game, its truly just a note warning the main character about Yuri's mental state.

You say that she's JUST looking out for her friends...? WELL I SAY.. well i..

Yeah... I guess you're probably right...

I'm sorry.. If I actually needed evidence for this, I probably shouldve just went to the side story's... theres a lot of things in that.. and let me tell you.. its not straight..

Maybe...

Maybe this isn't.. yaoi...

this isn't... men.. wait.. lemme double check.. *rubs eyes*

Oh.. nevermind.. I stand corrected. HEH.. that is pretty yaoi!

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Sorry about that gang, I can proudly say that THIS yaoi is

10/10!!!

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WERE EVAN HANSEN AND JARED KLEINMAN GAY FOR EACHOTHER????

Short answer. YES! ABSOLUTELY YES!

Jared is absolutely liking men. Now.. Evan on the other hand... hard to say...

KLEINSEN REVIEW

(Also keep in mind, when i say Yaoi I don't mean anything gross, JUST that they're gay. Gay for... each other i dare would even say..)

I'm sorry for using a photo from the movie.. I know thats a... touchy subject for you guys.....

Before I give my final review I'm gonna cover some points of interest to back my final verdict.

EVIDENCE 1: JARED KEEPS ON GOING ON AND ON ABOUT ABOUT HOW HE GETS WITH SO MUCH WOMEN AND I DONT SEE HIM ACTUALLY BE WITH ANY WOMEN AND WHEN I ASK HIM ABOUT IT HE SAYS "Hey man leave me alone." AND HE SHOVES ME AND SO I FEEL POWERLESS TO ASK HIM ABOUT IT DEEPER

Jared always seems to keep on pushing the fact that he gets women, oh so many... but you only see him with evan most of the time...

In the book, randomly during their conversation about how Connor is gonna ruin Evans life and release the letter to everyone, Jared sends him a photo of a woman he claims to have gotten with. Evan points out in his narration that its CLEARLY just a photo of a woman from a clothing magazine

You want a photo of this..? Don't worry about it, you just gotta trust me on this one.

Jared is a schemer, a fraud. You shouldn't trust him around any projects you plan on making about a kid that killed himself.

Jared also seems like he enjoys Evan's company way more than he leads on. He cares.... even more than... he knows... He says that he only hangs out with Evan for the car insurance but that was clearly a joke.. it just didnt land with Evan and so he blew up at Jared later in the story.

Jared also really wants to help more and more with the connor project, and he tries to insert himself into it in Sincerely Me Reprise

This is what we could've had. All I'm saying... Jared would've never caved and told the murphys.. unlike someone I know..

Even later in the story Jared wants to make up for all the times he may have said some... things about how family friends were way different than real friends, and share a cold one with his good pal Evan Hansen

Which sadly.. doesn't work because..

EVIDENCE 2: EVAN IS IGNORANT TO JARED'S FEELINGS AND INTENTIONS

Evan absolutely treats Jared like DOG SHIT! I'm just gonna say it.. Yeah sure from his shoes Jared just seems like how he says it himself.. someone that only hangs out with him for Car Insurance.. but.. Jared's so much more than that..

In the book, Evan sees Jared after the timeskip and assumes that Jared has a girlfriend now since he seems happier. Evan also assumed earlier that Connor's GAY HOMOSEXUAL lover was straight... I don't think we could trust this guy...

Evan Hansens' only want one thing... and its DISGUSTING... emails..

He shuts Jared down about the beers and tells him to "get back to the laptop and make him some emails, BITCH." Jared.. like a heartbroken little kid.. FINALLY stands up for himself..

Dear Evan Hansen is a story about a nice kid finally learning to stand up for himself. When Jared puts his foot down, my entire theater applauded, we all climbed on stage and RIPPED the evan hansen actor apart. Limb. By. Limb.

I think enough was said for that section.

EVIDENCE 3: NEVER BEFORE SEEN CONTENT (INSIDER PEAK) ((DONT TELL))

This is between me and my yaoi-heads for this one...

I had the honor to sit in a meeting of the Jared Kleinman council. All they did was talk about a scene direction that was only used in exclusive broadway actor scripts...

When they weren't looking, I ran over to the projector and downloaded everything on my USB.

This was the piece of narration the deniers needed to see to open their eyes:

ENDING STATEMENT

You say its one sided, i say its toxic yaoi.

YAOI: 9.9/10

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ᴜʜᴍ… ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴅᴀɴɴʏ ꜱᴍᴏᴋᴇ x ᴍᴀʀꜱʜᴀʟʟ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ,,..

What's with the font woah what the hell that's awesome

DANNY SMOKE X MARSHALL (Danny smoke in furry land)

(Just wanna say the EXTREMELY GOOFY Movie yaoi review WILL be happening its just.. i havent gotten around to watching that one. I'm sorry I failed you all)

Short answer, yes. I mean I'm not gonna play this out they're CLEARLY yaoi, but theres many things to keep in mind about this case that may not be as easy as you might think.

This isn't no infinity train nonsense where its just BLATANTLY obvious that they wanna jump across the train and make out with each other at every second, heh... its a little more than that. Walk with me.

And one last thing before I start, if you're one of the danny smoke fans where they just comment a joke about his disability. Go fuck yourself, and then go die

STEP 1: UNDERSTANDING THE STRAIGHT WARRIOR (OUTSIDE OF MAINLINE FURRY LAND)

Just to put into perspective the man we're dealing with, Danny Smoke went through a LOT before the furry land. He's a widow you know...

I feel like bringing this up is very necessary since... he is a straight warrior after all. Danny smoke has, on SEVERAL occasions, attracted gay men

On his old tiktok account that got deleted, I am CONFIDENT that there was one of him defending a gay man, (As the warrior does) and then the gay man was attracted to him to which he responded that he wasnt gay (DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT HE WAS LYING.)

And also, Danny Smoke KISSED Goku, yeah sure it was evil danny but he was STILL the same caring awesome badass that we know and love.

and WHY did goku have to take off his shirt HUH?? He's been waiting for this.. you can tell.

The last piece of evidence outside of the main story I could think of is the furryland christmas special. Now I'd be lying to you if I didn't show ANOTHER instance of Danny calling himself straight, but we ALL know hes lying. If he WAS straight he'd probably be staring as Misa Amane. Checkmate Atheists.

The main thing I wanted to talk about was the Loner type shown as one of the character types in the special.

The entire segment with the loner type, Danny says that its his favorite, and he seems just oddly way happier while doing so. He says stuff like "Oh yeah." while he's drawing it and near the end its shown that the loner character he's drawing is CLEARLY supposed to be Marshall, and that he says about the character that

"He's a rude type, but he's actually.. probably only rude cause he...probably only rude cause deep down he cares.. cares even more than he knows.. its just that.. he probably got a deep down inside pain that nobody could ever understand.. because of how fucked up crazy shit it is.. cuz he's a badass type.. the type you could even call a.. cool guy rival.." - Danny Smoke

Even after the events of Danny Smoke In Furry Land Chapter 1, Danny STILL cares deeply about Marshall, in a gay way or not its clear he does.

STEP 2: UNDERSTANDING THE STRAIGHT WARRIOR (INSIDE OF MAINLINE FURRY LAND)

First of all he VOICES that he doesnt like being the kings pet but he does the motion of saying "YES!! YAHOO!!" ....which is it Danny...?

He also becomes really heated and upset when two DIRTY TROLLS call him gay.

He then unleashes his power and revives marshall, who died from Prince Britishimo in a sword fight with his "straight powers" yeah sure man.. whatever you say... and this is a little bit of a stretch with words but he BASICALLY chose marshall over his girlfriend

The next time he sees marshall he says "Marshall! I knew you cared!!" to which marshall responds kindly with punching him in the face,

STEP 3: UNDERSTANDING MARSHALL THE WOLF

(Yeah the shirt, look at it. Look at the shirt.)

Marshall the Wolf is a deeply layered character, and no one can tell me otherwise, but for our purposes I'll mostly be showing the GAY stuff. yeah thats right. the YAOI stuff.

Okay first of all, Marshall BRINGS Danny to a bar with a BUNCH of bikini women, and he FACES THE OTHER WAY. HE DOES NOT CARE FOR THEM, AT ALL. yeah sure he smiles at first but i'm PRETTY sure its only because he's about to drink some alcohol

Secondly, Marshall has a strong reaction from seeing the gay potion, he's clearly seen it before. its a touchy subject... thats all im gonna say I dont wanna give him PTSD

Marshall blushes when he wakes up from randomly fainting from alcohol and sees that Danny is dragging him out of the BURNING BUILDING, and EVEN THOUGH its a life or death situation, he has to push himself off Danny as soon as possible.

Prince Britishimo then sees danny and tells marshall

"Blimey! He is proper cute, in a gay way! I can see why he changed your heart on the hairless ones, innit!" - Prince Britishimo

To which marshall doesnt deny it but calls him a HORRIBLE SLUR, A HORRIBLE HORRENDOUS SLUR. okay we're not sure if its a slur but its GOTTA be

Marshall then saves Danny and like i said earlier, punches him straight in the face

And then.. the shirt incident happened... you already know what the shirt says... I dont have to explain myself to you..

THE FINALE

The finale is definitely the biggest piece of evidence we have I THINK at least for marsha;l's side. Danny is going to leave with that HOMEWRECKER SHADOW and Marshall doesn't want him to since he does care for Danny but he doesn't want to drop his cool tough guy persona and so he's fighting with himself to tell Danny that he cares,

He either had to give up his image of the awesome cool guy loner that works alone, or lose the only friend (AND PROBABLY CRUSH! GAY WAD!) that he felt like hes ever made in a long time.

Sadly Marshall wasn't ready to open himself up and so he had to fly away on his awesome ass green goblin device.

CONCLUSION:

Yeah sure they seem pretty cool guy rival yaoi

YAOI: 10/10

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i... get it now...

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i guess Bradley Uppercrust III IS gay..

yaoi review of bradley uppercrust and the max coming SOON. preorder by following.

I need a case settled right now. 😐

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I need a case settled right now. 😐

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remember everyone

never fully trust ANYONE.. twinks could kill too

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sorry no yaoi today but there’s something that has really been itching at my brain and drawing my attention away from gaycation…. I heard looney tunes back in action had some peak yaoi and OBVIOUSLY I needed to be the judge of that (won’t give my official review today… some things are more pressing issues) but what the hell did the do to the Warner siblings….. the water tower falls over and WATER rushes out of it…. THATS WHERE YOURE DETAINING THE WARNER GIRL AND THE WARNER BOYS WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES WATER IN IT?!!

what have they been freed from their prison and left to live normal lives ??? is that what you want me to believe? or did you drown them you awful ceo man?!! you can’t choose to picture a characters home and then show their home on fire and expect no one to question it. The company belongs to the Warner siblings so you had to get them out of the picture didn’t you??? this is fucked.

researching I found a deleted clip of Daffy Duck and honestly im disgusted….

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oooo ⏱️🌀🌀 you want to review tomco so bad ooooo 🌀🌀🌀

....guys.. i think im gonna review tomco.. the ship from the show Star Vs. The Forces of Evil...

TOMCO YAOI REVIEW

appy alentines ay

I'm just gonna say this again before anything else.. when I say Yaoi in this review. I don't mean ANYTHING inappropriate. Its just my special way of saying gay people.. I'm kinda whimsical in that sense.

Anyhow.. Tom and Marco.. you may not be surprised by this but.. they're gay. When i say gay i dont even mean bisexual. They actually HATE star. BOTH of them do. You're asking me why? They told me so. Star is REALLY an asshole behind the scenes. I'm gonna go deeper into this fact... they asked me not to.. they're under NDA ya know..

Whoever doubted me, they clearly haven't seen the Meant to Be Yours animatic for Tomco.. watch that.. THEN get back to me.. but in case you don't want to do that, heres some evidence for my defense.

EVIDENCE 1: MUSICAL NUMBERS

If you're not one for theater.. there's one thing i gotta explain.. the gayest thing you can do with another man is a musical number.

Light and L in Confrontation.. those guys from Newsies.. Dog sees god.. All of these back my point..

Marco and Tom share SEVERAL musical numbers.. and most of the time its the song Too Little Too Late.. Look.. I'm a big fan of the song too.. but i don't get into it as much as these people do.

Marco is supposed to be pissed off at Tom in this scene but when he plays the song he still has to stick around to sing it with him.

He cares... even more than... even he knows...

He went on to also perform this in front of an audience with tom, he trusts him THAT much. Marco KNOWS that tom wouldn't botch this event. These two actually went on to gain the rights to perform the song and they invited me to one of their songs on tour.

I said some things to them backstage that i shouldn't have. Sometimes good people do bad things

EVIDENCE 2: BEST FRIENDS

This may just be the most compelling piece of dialogue that i've EVER used to prove my point.. You might not even believe me.. thats fine.. i know whats real and whats not..

In this very scene, tom states that "I feel like I should be dating someone who I could be BEST friends with.."

You are never going to believe what he calls Marco later..

Yeah.. Marco is his best friend.

Sometimes writers need to get some things past that mouse's grimey little fingers to be able to get it on the air, dana terrace had many issues with this, but they were able to run while tom and marco could only walk... its real fucked up..

If you want to know more please reach out to your local tomco shipper, or listen here

EVIDENCE 3: THEY'RE COOL

Ever doubt something and feel so foolish....?

Thats probably you right now. The evidence is right there. Out in the daylight for EVERYONE to see.

When you see these two performing in your town, reach out, and ask them about this video. They'll get really defensive, and they'll probably hit you.

CONCLUSION:

No matter what you say, atleast Tom isn't Heckapoo (Lock that bitch UP!!)

YAOI: 10/10

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me when the yaoi is TOO toxic... (this is a lot even for me...)

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hi Mr yaoi! Big fan here! review Chester and Parker from luxury pranks.

Thanks for being a fan i guess..

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PARKSTER YAOI REVIEW

(DISCLAIMER: This is about the CHARACTERS they play in these videos. Chester and parker the IDEAS, NOT the people.)

Chester and Parker.. the best creature ghost insect hunters on the west side.. but some might not realize that when they're not hunting ghosts.. they're hunting each other... romantically i mean..

Before I give my two senses.. I'm gonna throw out some evidence of their homosexuality, in case you all were busy pissing your pants about the monsters to realize

EVIDENCE 1: HES SEEN THEM SHARING THAT BED

Look.. I GET IT.. the words that chad used to describe women were frankly.. DISGUSTING.. but he was gonna have a bitch over, which is something that parker nor chester would ever.

The episode with chad is one of the few that recognize the ongoing sharing of the bed between the two. Chad calls the two out saying.. and i quote..

"you guys are gay... GAY!! GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY!!"- Chad

Some may say that its just because there's only ONE bed available.. and if you say that you're STUPID. DUMB EVEN. When there has been two beds, chester has went OUT of his way to FIX IT and so he could share a bed with parker. If you don't believe in gay people.. you'll believe after you see THESE..:

When the two had personal beds, chester said "damn.. its just not the same.. do you think we could push them together??" and parker replied, "dude... no...". Chester went on to do it anyways.

another situation of there being two beds and chester not being happy about it was when he CLAIMED that the bed was absolutely SOAKED with piss. Honestly im kind of convinced by how he said it.. sounded very genuine but.. i dont see any pee.. parker went on to say he wouldn't share the bed with chester but OH LOOK WHO GOT HIS WAY

i know what you're saying... "sharing a bed between friends is normal" well this is just the beginning..

EVIDENCE 2: INTERACTIONS WITH WOMEN

the look parker gives chester after he talks to a woman

Even though it seems that most of the time parker is just trying to get with the women he's trying to save, he's oddly pretty disgusted a good amount of the time that chester is messaging this girl. i mean COME ON in this one it looks like hes gonna cry

parker is absolutely NOT on the idea of chester getting a girlfriend and hes even more mad when he finds out that chester was using HIS PHOTOS for the dating app.. also why did chester use a photo of parker sleeping in that one kinda... odd if you ask me..

but then its revealed that for SOME reason chester is trying to get parker with this girl and so he drops their home address in their text messages, as you do. When parker sees this girl in REAL LIFE he does actually seem interested. he looks joyous..

but then when the girl actually wants to SPEND TIME WITH PARKER... ALONE... just them... without... chester.. he panicks. It makes it seem like that chester thought the girlfriend would just be for the video and nothing else. When he realizes that its just not for the 20 minute video and parker actually CARES for this girl.. he is distraught

Chester gets so jealous of the fact that he invades the womans purse which IS A CRIME. Chester finds IDS of other men shes been with and rushes upstairs to tell parker. When he sees them sitting together he acts confused and he asks why parker would ever do such a thing. After parker asks why Chester committed a crime, he locks him OUT of the room.. The entire video chester keeps on saying "this girl is TROUBLE PARKER!! shes SUSPICIOUS!!" even before he found any evidence to think that of her.

Chester then went on to stick his camera under the door frame under the bathroom because.. as we know he does NOT TRUST this girl

Parker is reasonably upset at this and calls chester out for being a SICK FREAK, and he asks chester why he doesnt want him to be happy with this girl, to which chester spits and sputters, since he never thought he came off that way

main point of the video chester is jealous and saying that this woman REEKS and SUCKS, which i feel like if the woman WASNT a monster he would've been locked up after this episode.

another episode with the same gimmick but the woman is into chester goes about how you think it would. Chester is extremely uncomfortable. Its like the exact opposite, where parker and the girl hits it off in the first one with chester uncomfortable, to where the girl is kind of insulting chester and chester isn't into it and parkers trying to be a wingman until he's freaked out by her

She may be insulting chester but.. atleast shes impressed by the chairs thats all you really need in a significant other

Chester is also really obsessed with her taking off her shoes in the house because he doesnt want her to bring MUD into his home or something

The entire time shes just using chester and she took chester's car keys and just DROVE OFF, and then when she wakes up and just starts BREAKING PLATES IN THEIR HOME. The two seem to get more scared than any other monster they've had to put up with and the thing is.. SHES NOT A MONSTER.. SHES JUST SOMEONE THAT CAME INTO THEIR HOME, BORROWED THEIR CAR AND BROKE THEIR FINE CHINA... unforgivable..

Main point of this section.. I'm pretty sure chester doesnt like girls..

EVIDENCE 3: THE CLONE

Alright.. I dont even need to ask i KNOW that you're convinced that chester loves parker.. but the other way around...? Well.. I think I got just the thing..

The second clone episode of Luxury Dark.. lets just say.. it was very eye opening,,

This isnt the main point of this section but at the beginning chester DOES throw out the idea that they should make the clone a child of the two of them, to which parker shoots down

When they finally decide on The Perfect Clone, the description states that the clone is not needed to be teached and that "it will already behave like you"

When they get this clone, it CANT STOP gassing chester up and saying everything that chester wants to hear.

Now you may just think "Well the clone is just manipulating him.." WRONGO ROUND EYES. I believe that the clone is just openly saying parker's inner feelings about chester.. You may think its a stretch.. but you wont after this NEVER BEFORE SEEN CUT DIALOGUE.

Got nothing more to say, do you? Thats what i thought.. don't doubt me..

CONCLUSION:

Maybe the scariest monster were the umm were the... uhh... i'm not sure.. YAOI: 9/10

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YAOI REVIEW MASTERPOST

(In case you're in a rush and you need yaoi RIGHT NOW.)

Jaxmo (Amazing Digital Circus)

House X Tritter (House MD)

Green Eggs and Ham (the book)

Sockathan (W2H)

Gelphie (Wicked) ((This will NOT happen again, EVER.))

Stonathan (Stranger Things, my magnum opus.. if you even care..)

Parkster (Life of Luxury)

Tomco (SVTFOE)

Darshall (Danny smoke in Furry Land)

Kleinsen (Dear Evan Hansen)

Where am I. (DDLC)

Spamtenna (Deltarune)

Maxley (Extremely Goofy Movie)

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Steve and Jonathan … they were yaoi. In my heart of hearts I believe that they were yaoi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and hell… Nancy is yaoi too..

im...... gonna ignore that last part... alright...? if thats OKAY with you...?

2025: THE YEAR OF STONATHAN

(spoilers for season 1 and season 5. I was given unlimited access to season 5 by the creators. you can ask them yourself.)

Stranger things is KNOWN for their vast amount of ships, and i'm here to tell you that there's a right opinion. Stonathan. Most of you may not be convinced, thats why I'm here. The vaccine convinced you that jancy or stancy was the best choice, but i never took it and thats how i know the truth

EVIDENCE #1: SEASON 1 ENEMIES TO LOVERS

You may be thinking, "Jonathan and Steve literally fight omg you're stupid i hate you i hate you!!!" OKAY PEOPLE COULD CHANGE!!? YOU EVER THINK OF THAT??

They were having a lovers quarrel, they had to make it look real since nancy was there. If you don't get it, you've CLEARLY never been in love... i feel honestly sorry for you..

After their fight, steve couldn't live with himself after what he did to his loved one, so he went over to jonathan's house to apologize.

He was downright SHOCKED when nancy was there, it put them both in an awkward situation and so Jonathan had to fake being nancy's boyfriend for about THREE seasons, so he wouldn't be called gay.

Things men will do for other men... tch... typical.. i've seen it all too many times..

EVIDENCE #2: SEASON 5 ENDING

Some may not be happy to hear this, but I got season 5 early. Maybe when you guys make a Green Eggs and Ham Yaoi Analysis, you will too.. but never the less theres a scene that I think will clear up ANY DOUBT. The script for the scene is below.

I just know that several people will be surprised but theres a little something called SUBTLE FORESHADOWING, if you were paying attention for the show (like me) you'd see this coming a MILE away. As for the other reveal, read a little something called FlickerGate theory, then get back to me.

I applauded when this came on my humble television, I knew that people wouldn't be happy but I also knew deep down that it was the right choice to end off Jonathan and Steve's character arc. It was all leading up to this.

EVIDENCE #3: SEASON 5 TIMESKIP

People in the fandom have been speculating about a timeskip near the end of the season to show where the characters are now and I'm HAPPY to say that they are RIGHT.

I was able to actually capture footage of this one, here it is now.

As shown above, Steve and Jonathan share a kiss to show the audience that they are still at it strong, with nancy in the middle. (Kind of odd decision but they recasted nancy, some may be distraught but people change. Everything does not stay as you left it.)

CONCLUSION

Stop saying "when", because the stonathan is now.

Yaoi: 10/10

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sometime soon society will surpass the need for yaoi

dont say that...

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Glinda and elphaba

...excuse me?

Glinda and- elpha... what are you SAYING RIGHT NOW?

...Those are WOMEN.... NOT MEN.... i'm god damn YAOI REVIEW..... NOT YURI REVIEW... oh my GOD..

This isn't funny! You've got a SICK sense of humor!

I think some people need a lesson on Yaoi right now.

(boys kissing. dont like, dont read)

WHAT IS YAOI?

its boys kissing.

just boys kissing.

And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. Its boys kissing. Straight. Up.

please let it be known that yaoi in some forms is innapropiate artwork of boys.. i dont see it that way.. its just boys kissing. keep your sick selves out of this.

you may not know this, but glinda and elphaba are NOT boys. check again, they're girls. (unless im wrong, in which COMMENT DOWN BELOW and tell ME what your favorite boys kissing is.)

You wicked fans... i cant even CALL you wicked.. you're STRAIGHT UP DEMENTED.. You people make me sick.

Look.. I'll do it but if you're not satisfied with what you find, just go over to Yuri Review's house since you LOVE them so much

GELPHIE, THE EVIDENCE AND REVIEW

I think this is gonna be pretty easy to prove the existence of, so im just gonna do this QUICK and simple.

What is This Feeling? Beginning Lyrics

This is definitely one of the smaller pieces of evidence but the lyrics at the beginning REALLY make it seem like they were gonna say they are in love.

You might just say "oh its just a joke its a joke of the song!! musicals LOVE jokes!!" but your pal in high school "jokingly" hit on a man, and now they're married? Still think its a bit?? ....yeah... me neither..

They literally kiss in the first novel

look man.. you're gonna have to take my word for this one.. because im not opening that book.. I've heard of the things that happens in the books and I'm not taking any chances. An article about it said this.. it may be false.. it may not be its kinda a guessing game with that sorta stuff

i may have also just grabbed the wrong quote though because they said it was heterosexual but I'm SURE it'll be fine

Ariana Grande's Comments

Ariana Grande HAS claimed that she thinks that her character is 'a little in the closet'.

You can trust Ariana Grande. She would never do anything bad

Ariana Grande is CLEARLY the most important person to speak out about the canonical ideas of yuri in this story

CONCLUSION

look... you must understand that i REALLY didn't enjoy this. I like wicked just fine i watched it opening weekend its just... not what i review... I review BOYS kissing.. not girls kissing..

Yaoi: 0/10

Yuri: 8.5/10 (or something like that as i said this isnt my profession, im kinda like a substitute teacher that just turned on a video)

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review sockathan ! 👻👻👻

woah how'd you make that green

SOCKATHAN YAOI REVIEW

Disclaimer: This will contain spoilers (kind of) for Welcome to Hell 2 Part 1 and Welcome to Hell. You should probably go watch that. Its made by Erica Wester and its PRETTY cool.)

My Yaoi Entrepreneurs, I'll be blunt with you. I know we've ALL seen gay people, maybe in the streets, maybe at the park. You might even see one in your home now, so lets be honest with ourselves. Sock is DEFINITELY gay, bisexual at LEAST.

The OTHER one on the other hand.. its a little bit harder to say.. I'll probably find something though..

Lets make one thing clear, when I say Yaoi in this review. I don't mean ANYTHING inappropriate. Its just my special way of saying gay people.. I'm kinda magical in that sense.

Lets just get the first one done and over with a simple section I like to call:

EVIDENCE 1: SOCK IN GENERAL

okay so FIRST of all the FIRST time we see sock, they call Jonathan "hot stuff" while being in a fridge. I'm not sure about you but that's love if I ever saw it.

After that they introduce you to Sock killing his parents. One key point after another. If Sock being gay wasn't important, then WHY was it shown BEFORE telling us Sock's (other) main trait. Checkmate liberals.

Sock would then get the report from Mephistopheles, and you COULD say its just because the camera zoomed in, but its literally the most light ever seen in Sock's eyes.

And then Sock went on to ruin Jonathan's day, making him look crazy, and Jonathan SOMEHOW got blamed for knocking down that desk, I swear I think the teachers just hate him. I'm not sure about you but I certainly cant KNOCK over a desk thats right next to me.

He was WRITING too.. would a guilty man of desk flipping WRITE?? NO!!

And not to mention that Sock made Jonathan look DUMB in front of the faceless brothers which was probably the closest time that Sock did their job right.

Sock absolutely ruined it today.. but can you blame them? They're new to the job, give them some SLACK.

But the upcoming days, Sock was so whimsical.

Yeah SURE. Sock is still telling Jonathan to kill himself, but they just don't want to get fired!!

Not to mention the fact that they stared at Jonathan while they were taking a piss, but there's nothing odd about that.

And also near the end, Mephistopheles calls sock out on liking the guy, and Sock stutters. You just have to take my word for it.

SOCK IN GENERAL 2 [PART 1]

If you saw Welcome to Hell 2 [Part 1], you already know what I'm gonna comment about. Sock went on to call Jonathan's mother, hot. They then went on to say "Must be where you got it from, huh? You definitely got her butt at least."

When Jonathan goes on a walk and Sock follows them and says after Jonathan says he doesn't wanna be friends with them. (We'll get back to that)

"Oh wow, come to think of it, You don't really have ANYONE do YOU? What's that feel like? Knowing you're gonna die alone." to which Jonathan snaps back with "I dunno Sock, you tell me."

Now at first, this looks like a scene of ANTI SOCKATHAN propaganda, but think with me here, yaoiers. How would Jonathan know that Sock died alone??

I understand if he just guessed, since sock DOES look like someone who would die alone, or he just said whatever comeback that came to his head but if not, Sock ALREADY told Jonathan about their past life.

If what I KNOW is true, Sock VENTED to Jonathan about their life before they died in LESS than a week, since Sock just now sees Jonathan's mother in the first part, and due to a comment made by the creator.

Sock REALLY trusts this guy, maybe Mephistopheles didn't want to hear them vent, but maybe its JUST because Sock wanted Jonathan to do the same. but they probably didn't.

And then near the end, Sock says to Jonathan when he snatched his employee manual

"Jonathan, if something happens to you-"

Actually, I think this is pretty weak evidence but I thought I'd include it, since a teacher would say the same thing if a kindergartener was up on a high shelf.

That segment was PRETTY lengthy, but I PROMISE you, the others will be shorter, I just.. didn't expect there to be so much for Sock...

EVIDENCE 2: SOCK SUCKS AT THEIR JOB.

Jonathan was DEAD ON when they told Sock that they suck at their job. And quite honestly.. I could've done it better.. I could've got Jonathan to kill himself (theoretically) on the FIRST day, and if you wouldn't use my strategy, I promise you that there's probably several other you could use for the teenager that you want them to kill themselves at home.

STEP 1: GRAB A WEAPON

Since Sock is seen to be able to flip over a desk and they're able to HOLD Jonathan's journal (Shock or not), I should THEORITCALLY be able to grab a weapon, now for this strategy, I suggest you pick a nonlethal option, only to have a lethal option around, for this example, I will be using a sledgehammer.

After swinging that at the noggin, Jonathan would drop unconscious, probably with brain damage (that don't matter though)

STEP 2: POSSESS THE TEENAGER

Now it MAY not be like this in w2h, but Mephistopheles was able to possess Jonathan when he was DEAD (Probably), so It should hopefully work when they're out of consciousness.

STEP 3: KILL YOURSELF.

Alright now I KNOW that sounds bad.. but it wouldn't be MY hands to kill him. Grab the nearby lethal and SHOOT. THAT. TEENAGER!! Your boss may not agree with the logistics of this, but you get the job done.

This simulation was to PROVE that Sock atleast CARES a bit about Jonathan to want to get to know him. and to not kill him on the spot. Now if It was the other way around.. I'm not exactly sure..

EVIDENCE 3: JONATHAN KINDA HATES SOCK

(he looks like hes standing up to a school bully)

At the beginning of Welcome to Hell, hes clearly annoyed and STILL is annoyed by some of Sock's actions by the end, but he atleast isn't mad enough to NOT act like he could put up with Sock. I think the closest thing to gayness from Jonathan was when he moved the backpack for Sock to sit down.

In Welcome to Hell 2, he IS PISSED at this guy, and honestly, if Sock kept on knocking down those desks, i CANT blame him..

Maybe Sock kinda ruined the vibe when they expressed their love for Jonathan's mother, its hard to say really..

Jonathan makes this very clear that he DOESN'T even wanna be Sock's friend, I mean HAVE YOU HEARD THE THEME SONG?

SUMMARY:

Sock wasn't able to win Jonathan's heart, making him tonight's biggest loser.

YAOI: 6.5/10