yaoishida

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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

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happy 6 months of them ❤️🤍💙

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cant stop laughing at the fact that kavinsky is the world's first gay incel representation. oh you did a favor for your crush but he didnt wanna fuck you raw in return? obviously the natural response is to tweak out, put his brother in a car trunk and kill yourself with your fire dragon

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happy valentine's day to my favorite cunt4cunt couple <3

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YouTube user Bill Philips realizes they have been listening to a horror fiction podcast 74 episodes in

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Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

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In case you needed a reminder to never trust the stupid ass ai overview google has:

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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

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constantly in tears over how jon is so dead set on replacing jonah in the panopticon at the end of tma but then martin shows up and his mind is changed so quickly and easily. like this man had agonized over this decision and ruminated in his guilt and he had made his peace with going behind everyone's back and basically sacrificing himself to save all the other worlds but then martin's there, and he finds out that he's in danger of being burned alive, and that if he goes down, martin goes with him, and he is so quick to choose the only other way out. the one he had been vehemently denying this whole time. he was totally dedicated to the fate he had chosen but the moment martin might get hurt he lets it go. he does the last thing he wants to do because even that isn't as bad of a fate to him as martin dying. crying now and forever and always over them

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mag5 vs mag200: jon trying to get martin out of the institute

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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please please please please please come back please i’m begging 😭😭