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1 year since kermit's funeral. i can't believe it. crying.

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i’m feeling very wolfy today

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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hey frens, the cartoon me and MJ made is FINALLY FINISHED and it would mean a lot if you checked it out (and if you think it's funny share it with someone who you think would enjoy it). it's about my daring exploits as an adult doing normal adult things. normal stuff, u know

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BARK BARK

WOOF WOOF ARF ARF ARWWWUFFF

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good morning! arf

why did you arf back?

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them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

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I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

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scratch scratch (unmute)

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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

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I just want them to be happy…

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highly valuable scientific double blind placebo controlled research on a novel environmentally friendly green ligand-free force fem technique

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mfw when i'm in public and i suddenly have a phantom tail and now i can't sit down right. fuck my stupid puppy life

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what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

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