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We're really gonna eventually get the fanfic-ass moment where Imogen takes the snake ring off Laudna's middle finger and puts it back on her ring finger huh

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If CR shuts down in solitary with the SAG strike or because of strike rules as union members themselves and I see anyone being weird and entitled about it I’m blocking on sight.

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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The "not understanding why they're losing at chess" meme but it's against Chetney and he's been carving new pieces while they're not looking

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My bladesinger wizard Rhys 🗡

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FCG is a adorable little robit that would 100% get engaged after a week of dating. I can see the reunion now…

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"video games have buffering"

one of the DMs I play with has, like, 70 slips of paper that say, "Loading," with bits of random D&D mechanics advice ("partial cover grants +2 to AC") that he slots onto his DM screen when he needs to look something up, assemble something, or think up a mechanic for player bullshit.

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if you could completely overhaul the magic system in D&D how would you change it

I don't actually know what DnDs magic system entails

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When the DM throws a crazy scary, stressful Combat at you, but you’re a freak who loves monsters and battle mechanics:

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Maybe once they rescue Vax, Keyleth can keep him in a little pouch. Immortal orb in her pocket until she passes from this life. Just a little buddy. She can play Vaxketball with him.

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Referred to liches as “the L Word” too many times to avoid the guy scrying on us realizing we know there’s a lich in the area; we made one too many jokes about the show “The L Word” and also the Scott Pilgrim l-word bit, and are now just referring to the lich as The Lesbian. The really powerful lesbian. Oh god we don’t wanna fight the lesbian, etc.

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So as a dm I've learned the scariest thing you can do to your players is just roll behind the screen with no explanation. So after one of my players got a new fancy sword, anytime there was a lull in the game I'd roll. I set my dc at 10, and was rolling hot for a while. Three sessions later, I finally failed, looked at the fighter and said "your sword coughs"

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they don't know they're talking to tumblr's #1 minmaxer. of course i know its a terrible idea. do i think i'll die? absolutely not because you have to Deal Damage to me for me to have to die : )

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A father for a mother

"wish my family didn't have to die for her brighter tomorrow"

Orym was so real for that

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Yet another installment of Ashley Johnson #1 Beauregard Lionett Fan.