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Welcome to my annual artstyle crisis, here's some cr fanart! 🧡

@freshtwinkies gave me artstyle envy, so now I can't choose between super expressive, fun, cartoonish or semi realistic, painterly stuff 😅

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every day in fearne's head is just like: i'm a baby. i'm a threat. i'm a mother. i'm a slut. i am chaos itself. i am just vibing. i am on a singular mission to kill god. i want milk with my whiskey. i'm a queen. i'm a newborn faun. time is a weird soup. i'm the nicest person you'll ever meet. i'm stealing from your home in front of you. i'm with a business. i'm here alone. i'm lost in a forest. i am the forest and the forest is me. i'm a god. the abyss blinked first. god is dead and i slit his throat. i made flower crowns for my friends c:

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I just think that she.. 🥺

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LONG MAY THEY REIGN. Is it Thursday yet?

Critical Role: THE MIGHTY NEIN

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A Basic Guide to M9 Dialogue

Caleb: open your SAT prepbook. delete the contractions. add the verb “mumbled.” stir in german and self-loathing to taste.

Jester: she! is very excited!! about everything!! About anything!! About nothing at all!!! occasionally sprinkle in some friendly wisdom. her cheer is a mask of deep-seated pain but that’s alright because this town has a bakery.

Beau: AY, are you talkin’ to me? I said, are you talkin’ to me? Are you ready, motherfucker? Are you ready to throw down?? I will piss on your ashes, I don’t give a fuck. I hate my parents. I love my friends.

Molly: i am an idiot who never learned to read. My accent might as well be irish, and all my bullshit is well-intentioned. Fuck a bagel. Love yourself. Would you like to hear a fortune? I am contractually obligated to end on the word “dear”

Nott: hey, have you met my son? My wonderful, talented, incredible son? Oh, what’s that? Your parents aren’t around? Hey, how would you like to be my son? I know I’m not much, just a little goblin, but I can teach you all about crime.

Yasha: imagine all of scandinavia. make her sentences unbelievably vague. End abruptly. Stir in allusions to a horrifying past and a generous helping of I Loved My Dead Wife

Fjord: y'all’d’ve'f'I’d’ve

Caduceus: i know not what i am, nor what i have done. the earth will consume our bones at the world’s dawn, and the souls of lost angels shall weep in the quiet light. who wants ketchup on their tofu squares.

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I put some color on an older Caleb sketch between work! featuring my cat as Frumpkin’s pose reference 😊🐱🔥

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this just in: big scary barbarian lady down the street is actually just a sweetheart who loves flowers!! 🌷🌼🌷

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you love so fiercely you make me feel stronger you make me feel safe

Self indulgent critical role art moment. Beau and yasha said lesbian rights 💪😔

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you’ve been warned The first sketch of two I am currently doodling after seeing Critical Role latest episode… I love this cliffanger sooo much!

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Yasha with the haircut I got last monthhh

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might sound like a simp, but like, laura bailey? sensational, ashley johnson? incredible? marisha ray? bombastic. 

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I was rewatching the Henry Crabgrass scene, because its amazing, and I’ve come to the conclusion that meeting Jester must feel like being Dorothy and walking out into the Land of Oz for the first time. Like, Vex had this incredible passive perception, and it feels like this campaign Laura decided to invent a character with massive passive persuasion instead.

I mean it really says something about Laura’s acting abilities and general creativity, because Jester can just do things no other player could dream of, and often has. She’s gotten, in canon, several characters to fall in love with her, and to our knowledge, is totally unaware of this. She’s kept a weasel alive that we all know deep down shouldn’t be. She got Essek Thelyss to be endeared to her despite not being a wizard, and to my mind, that’s fucking incredible. She’s convinced she can get her estranged mom and dad back together parent-trap style, and judging by her last conversations with both of them, it might just work.

The tricking of the Hag may be the greatest moment in Critical Role’s entire run, and only Jester (and by extension, Laura Bailey) could both think that would work and be capable of making it work, stats be damned. Think about the moment during Traveler Con where Artagan is getting pulled away; it’s not the fact that Jester loves him that he gets released, but instead that he loves her. The sheer magic she just brings into the world around her is so intense, that she literally asks the grass what happened to her old friend’s body, and with a charming personality and a remarkable memory for a weed, it tells her exactly what she needs to know. Disney Princesses ain’t got nothing on her.

And it’s remarkable that you have this character who has so many people willing to die for her, kill for her, drop everything and do anything for her, and the consequences of this great power, this great burden, could not possibly be held in better hands. It could not be given to anyone less likely to abuse it for anything more that some mostly harmless pranks. And it’s not that she’s perfect. because she has plenty of flaws (her jealous streak and inability to take her hurts as seriously as everyone else’s most prominent among them); but her incidental charm, and let’s be honest, Laura’s incredible acting, just sort of draw your eyes away from them, so you have to work against your own impulses to ever notice them in the first place.

Maybe its the Universe balancing itself for Laura’s terrible luck with her dice. Or maybe Matt is just as charmed as the rest of us.

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Brand new character art by Ariana Orner to show off the winter fashions!

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Stillness of Mind

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favorite war criminal: winter edition

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aand a quick Caleb while we’re at it 

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gif request: Vox Machina dancing to Scanlan’s songs