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i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it

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The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

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gals being pals

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Something that I get chills about is the fact that the oldest story told made by the oldest civilization opens with "In those days, in those distant days, in those ancient nights."

This confirms that there is a civilization older than the Sumerians that we have yet to find

Some people get existential dread from this

Me? I think it's fucking awesome it shows just how much of this world we have yet to discover and that is just fascinating

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i may have mentioned this somewhere before, but in the vague Deadloch/Our Flag Means Death crossover that lives in my brain, Sven and Lucius are friendly exes

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amos burton would've power-walked straight through omelas and smashed up that dungeon like the kool-aid man

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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I just want to assure my younger followers that, yes, the lead up to Iraq was virtually identical and just as transparent and stupid in its attempts to manufacture consent in the general public.

AND IT WORKED. BOTH TIMES.

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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You're right and you should say it

I crave so deeply in my heart to see Steve and Bucky make out hot and steamy and kind of aggressively but we'll never get that because marvel are cowards. A piece of my soul is forever missing.

LITERALLY, THOUGH

Marvel is such a coward that a quick hug is the most we get for them. That hug should've been at least 30 minutes long! That hug should've been a kiss where Steve sweeps Bucky off his feet and twirls him around and tucks his hair behind his ear!! That should've been a messy, desperate, moaning make-out session that made everyone else never want to look either of those old men in the eyes again!!!

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Brief moment of horror at work bc I forgot what I named my phone for a sec

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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'Gideon the Ninth is dark academia' this, 'Gideon the Ninth is a space opera' that

WRONG

Gideon the Ninth is the novelisation of the logical end point of Taskmaster New Zealand

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