yay-mysterio
yay-mysterio
the normalest guy around
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yay-mysterio · 2 hours ago
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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yay-mysterio · 4 hours ago
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
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yay-mysterio · 4 hours ago
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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yay-mysterio · 21 hours ago
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yay-mysterio · 21 hours ago
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yay-mysterio · 23 hours ago
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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yeah
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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top 10 glee characters if im honest
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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a collection of mountain goats lyrics that got me through october-december 2024 and the worst breakup i've ever had and the best new beginning i could have ever asked for in my life
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# crazy
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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i will only engage in discourse to say this: tumblr trans people seem to think of society the same way that mra dudes think of women
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yay-mysterio · 1 day ago
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The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser
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yay-mysterio · 2 days ago
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warren zevon if he was woke. join me in transgender city...life is cheap and hrt is free
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yay-mysterio · 2 days ago
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life update
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